Fowllyd Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 With any luck Scunny will beat them hollow tonight. That would make 8 losses on the spin LLLLLLLL, only another another 16 to go, I can hear their much-depleted 'atmosphere choir' singing their new Pompey Anthem from the broken-down remnants of fortress fatpipes at their last home fixture, "LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, LLLLLLDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" Not sure they'd be able to count that high, even with the extra fingers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Well I'm shocked. The bestest fans in the whole wide world unable to keep their shop afloat? Doesn't make sense, must be some mistake or more likely a faaaaaackin' scummah WUM I suspect it was the cost of having to constantly remove and replace the lettering on the back of the shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 BBC Sport has presented a summary of the current legal shenanigans down the road - what caught my eye as a self-respecting card-carrying nutjob was their 'whos who' panel Shame they didn't go the whole hog & call it the Pompey Takeover Saga http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21261611 ___________________________________________________________________________________ Who is who in Pompey saga PST - The Supporters' Trust hoping to buy Portsmouth Football Club. PKF - The administrators dealing with the sale of Pompey. Portpin - Former owners of the club, led by Balram Chainrai, who are also vying for control of Pompey. Walker Morris - Law firm representing Portpin/Chainrai. Sacha Gaydamak - Proprietor of land around Fratton Park owned through Miland Developments. David Rubin & Partners LLP - Administrators of Miland Developments. REL - Robinson Estates Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint137 Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Bless them, only a 4-man subs bench. Clearly this is unfair and diminishes the spirit and integrity of the competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @solentsport: GOAL S****horpe 1-0 #Pompey Akpo Sodje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 BBC Solent Sport @solentsport GOAL S****horpe 1-0 #Pompey Akpo Sodje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Has Akpo been bashed by his brother yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @TomYoung17: MP Penny Mordaunt up now. Thanks @pompeytrust for being here. "I've been shocked at barriers the trust had to overcome to buy club." hello, when did that happen? They haven't bought anything yet luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 See Sam is 'smashing' his brother then. Not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Bless them, only a 4-man subs bench. Clearly this is unfair and diminishes the spirit and integrity of the competition Scunny score, making them 8 points from safety, or 18 points including their deduction 20 S*horpe 30 -19 29 21 Oldham 30 -15 27 22 Bury 29 -13 26 23 Portsmouth 30 -21 21 24 Hartlepool 29 -26 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 they are (as it stands) 2 points off the bottom having played a game more they are relegated...they would do well to take the -10 this season.....or they will do a plymouth next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @solentsport: GOAL S****horpe 1-1 #Pompey Liam Walker (45) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @solentsport: GOAL S****horpe 1-1 #Pompey Liam Walker (45) The Gibraltar international! Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @solentsport: GOAL S****horpe 1-1 #Pompey Liam Walker (45) The open-top bus will be out on Southsea Common tomorrow if they get a point tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 "Fantastic from the Pompey fans again" skate mouthpiece Mark Kelly on the blue "army". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Rocha sub = total **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @officialpompey: Tonight's attendance: 2,596 (205 #Pompey fans) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Rocha sub = total **** Surely he's their 'impact super sub', their ace-in-the-hole, the rabbit up their sleeve? ... oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @officialpompey: Tonight's attendance: 2,596 (205 #Pompey fans) Dear Portsmouth. Our away attendance on Saturday was bigger then the overall attendance you had at a league game tonight. Much love....... x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Must have been the last of the 1000 coaches to leave Fratton packed with fans. Easy mistake to make, as they've all been asked to bring their boots (and a £10 match fee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/eastney-barracks-return-on-cards-for-pompey-1-4753213 Oh dear. The story offers so many possibilities to write your own punchline (Cockleshell Gardens, anyone?) but as usual the devil is in the detail as to how desperate they have become. "The arrangement will see Guy Whittingham’s men change, eat and use the newly-installed gym facilities at Fratton Park on training days. When did this happen? Where did the money come from to install new gym facilities? Do the hard-pressed creditors know that while they're waiting for their cash, the likes of Rocha and Ertl will be racking up the miles on new exercise bikes which certainly don't come cheap? The first bit could provide fun, as well. The players will change at Fatpipe Park, get in their cars or cram into a rusty oold Ford Transit minibus, and drive to Cockleshell Gardens, train and then drive back. Tyro League football anyone? "The barracks is nowadays known as the Cockleshell Community Sports Club. It is closed to the general public, although is used by Meon Milton FC." I don't know it, but it smacks to me of an attempt to give a former surplus-to-requirements defence establishment a new lease of life as a community facility with every connotation of that you can think of on Portsea Island. Perhaps there's also a player deal with Meon Milton FC whereby p****y get some of their players. "On Friday, the Blues trained on the 4G surface at South Downs College after hopes of training at Eastney were ended by the weather." So the pitches at Cockleshell Cove are crap and flood when it rains, and they are basically going cap in hand to any organisation that will have them. They are homeless nomads. This is the legacy that Redknapp and others left them with. My, that FA Cup win was worth it. I think they owe allens press team for helping to lug the kit out, thats a magnificent refurbishment. The plucky players will have a cucumber corner at the fortress and then head off to the marsh land - Agent David stays within the fatpipes to use the exercise bike Once again they are taking on unnecessary overheads; transport, Meon Milton FC rent, pavilion maintenance... Moneyfields has two pitches, one for training... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/eastney-barracks-return-on-cards-for-pompey-1-4753213 Oh dear. The story offers so many possibilities to write your own punchline (Cockleshell Gardens, anyone?) but as usual the devil is in the detail as to how desperate they have become. "The arrangement will see Guy Whittingham’s men change, eat and use the newly-installed gym facilities at Fratton Park on training days. When did this happen? Where did the money come from to install new gym facilities? Do the hard-pressed creditors know that while they're waiting for their cash, the likes of Rocha and Ertl will be racking up the miles on new exercise bikes which certainly don't come cheap? The first bit could provide fun, as well. The players will change at Fatpipe Park, get in their cars or cram into a rusty oold Ford Transit minibus, and drive to Cockleshell Gardens, train and then drive back. Tyro League football anyone? "The barracks is nowadays known as the Cockleshell Community Sports Club. It is closed to the general public, although is used by Meon Milton FC." I don't know it, but it smacks to me of an attempt to give a former surplus-to-requirements defence establishment a new lease of life as a community facility with every connotation of that you can think of on Portsea Island. Perhaps there's also a player deal with Meon Milton FC whereby p****y get some of their players. "On Friday, the Blues trained on the 4G surface at South Downs College after hopes of training at Eastney were ended by the weather." So the pitches at Cockleshell Cove are crap and flood when it rains, and they are basically going cap in hand to any organisation that will have them. They are homeless nomads. This is the legacy that Redknapp and others left them with. My, that FA Cup win was worth it. Why the feck are they eating the newly-installed facilities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stepgar Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Heard something very interesting today. Can't reveal sources as data protection would mean my job. No reason to doubt this source as his company quite often sponsored the team match days etc. and even had a hand in a shirt sponsor some years ago. He was approached by the trust to help fund them to buy the club and simply told them "you don't have enough money" needless to say he politely refused. I asked him what he genuinely thought would happen and his reply was without hesitation....liquidation. He believes they have no hope of buying the club unless a real sugar daddy come along. Though I would share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Looooooooooooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @officialpompey: Goal - S****horpe 2 (Akpo Sodje 85) #Pompey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @officialpompey: Goal - S****horpe 2 (Akpo Sodje 85) #Pompey 1 Wow Sam. Great smashing, right there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 And I was actually starting to think they'd get a point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 dear portsmouth. Our away attendance on saturday was bigger then the overall attendance you had at a league game tonight. Much love....... X wtfiln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Hilarious. Great stuff from Whittingham with 18 mins to go takes off a striker and brings on a defender hoping to hang on for the point when they clearly need a win. P!ssing pants funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint137 Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Lol, they can't even afford players with full names: 86:44 Substitution Substitution Adam Webster goes off and D Butler comes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Feb 23rd Oldham away............................GO BARNEY GO . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 @officialpompey: Full time: S****horpe 2 #Pompey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Sodje (the other one) - you beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Smashing stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 does anyone feel the slightest bit of sorrow for them...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 **** me it must be really depressing being a skate...... Thought we had it bad a few years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Smashing stuff. God bless sibling rivalry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edprice1984 Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 I have said it before but......Ha f*ckin' Ha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 What is it that kills them again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 does anyone feel the slightest bit of sorrow for them...? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 You might be able to take the **** out of S****horpe but you cannot take 11 ****s out of their starting eleven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lallana's Left Peg Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 At this rate they'll end up starting life in League 2 with a 10pt penalty. Not sure if this impacts the business plan or financial projections as I've yet to come across any Trust Member who is familiar enough with it to give an answer to question about the finances, which says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 does anyone feel the slightest bit of sorrow for them...? If they do, they're cu.nts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 this was all predicted when they were lauding it with sol campbell, david james, diarra, glen johnson and peter crouch in their team.... it was an utter train wreck waiting to happen... what gets me, is that they genuinely think they are some sort of massive club...we were bought by a billionaire and rocketed up the leagues...if they are so massive, where is their saviour..? and no...no sympathy from me at all LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 What is it that kills them again? That would be the H-word. Incidentally, this result makes their GD the 2nd worst in Lg2. Come on you poolies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Excellent. Guaranteed a stuffing at Bournemouth on Saturday too whilst those around them all have winnable games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 What is it that kills them again? That'll be HOPE ha bloody ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 this was all predicted when they were lauding it with sol campbell, david james, diarra, glen johnson and peter crouch in their team.... it was an utter train wreck waiting to happen... what gets me, is that they genuinely think they are some sort of massive club...we were bought by a billionaire and rocketed up the leagues...if they are so massive, where is their saviour..? and no...no sympathy from me at all LOL How about LLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLL? I know I'm taking a liberty in expressing their recent form of 8 straight losses twice, but what the hell. Poetic licence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 dan @danpfchall “@SUFCOfficial: Thank you to the supporters who backed the team tonight" - **** support - **** club - **** ground - c u next season #Pompey Gary J Cocker @Gaz_Cocks RT '@officialpompey S****horpe 2 #Pompey 1' - why are we so ****!?! i was only at Wembley 3 seasons ago - #farce Tom Overton @Tom_Overton If Bournemouth don't win by at least a four-goal margin on Saturday, we can class that as a victory! #pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 February, 2013 Share Posted 5 February, 2013 Excellent. Guaranteed a stuffing at Bournemouth on Saturday too whilst those around them all have winnable games. Cue Montgomery Burns: Eeeexxxcellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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