trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 (edited) Neil Allen @NeilAllenPN If the other 91 clubs donated #Pompey £1.5m each, we could clear our debts in full. Is that really too much to ask? It's time to help out! ivor john griffin @ivorinthailand @NeilAllenPN that's a great idea, but you know it would never happen. Even a hundred grand would be too much to ask Neil Allen @NeilAllenPN .@ivorinthailand If the rich clubs don't pay up, you'd have to say it's their fault - not #Pompey 's - that our creditors haven't been paid (please Lord let that Pompey fan's reply to the spoof account be genuinely serious, just for the chuckle factor) Edited 15 January, 2013 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Yes, I know one shouldn't joke about this kinda thing but couldn't resist making a connection to the subject matter of this thread (so apologies in advance to anyone offended!)... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/health/local-health/increased-diagnosis-of-people-with-dementia-1-4683002 THE number of people being diagnosed with dementia has increased in the Portsmouth area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Pompey are making ‘encouraging’ progress on identifying a new training ground home. However, the remaining players prefer a rigid training schedule and are not happy with the idea of being told to turn up at low tide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 "A comedian will be on hand to break the ice" - so they're inviting the supporters trust spokesman along, that's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Oh-What-An-Atmosphere-4056.aspx The gift that keeps on giving They really make it so easy for us ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigShadow Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Oh-What-An-Atmosphere-4056.aspx Oh dear....I'm stunned.....fkin amused....but stunned. Choir Practice for the phew. Quite simply...unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 6 players out, is that news ? Have they got any players left ? Looking at the OS the "First Team" have pictures of 13 lonely players.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 ‘The whole thing is predicated on the court giving the valuation that we can work around.' Err.. quite. And if BC objects and/or offers more? ‘We think it’s good news from the football club’s perspective because we will own the ground from day one.’ Hmmm.. Trust chairman Ashley Brown said: ‘However, the single most important thing our supporters can do to help achieve this objective is to convert their pledges or buy a share if they have not yet done so, either as individuals or in syndicates. In others words, we haven't yet got enough money to do what we're talking about above, let alone pay all the legal bills and for a place to train.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. Honestly, could you imagine our club ever saying something so cringeworthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 "A comedian will be on hand to break the ice" - so they're inviting the supporters trust spokesman along, that's nice. Would have thought a groundsman would have been better to get rid of the water, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 How does the work starting on a new motorway junction on the M275 affect their plot of ground? Does it increase access to their site or take trade and prospects away? It strikes me there is no shortage of site on Portsmouth that could be developed if there was a demand. the new junction doesn't really increase access to Portsea Island as such. It just means those wanting to go to Tipnor can come off the M275 earlier. This new development will add a whole load of new housing. How much demand there is for it I don't know. When built, maybe there will have been an upturn. An increase in available housing might reduce the overall price in Pompey, thereby reducing the value of the land at nottarfkrap (surprised the PST haven't jumped on that possibility for their court case). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. Honestly, could you imagine our club ever saying something so cringeworthy? I can't imagine any club in the world saying that like a statement of fact. It's just a lie. They're used to it unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Great news! The club remains in limbo for a further 2 weeks. Or £126,000 for TB - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 By Jove, I think he nearly gets it: http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=532734 Surely it's one of us on a wind up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. Honestly, could you imagine our club ever saying something so cringeworthy? And totally deluded. 50 years ago they put people in Moorgreen for similar states. No difference between that and going round telling people you're Napoleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 A Pompey spokesman said: “Our best atmosphere is the best in world football, but we don’t want to take anything for granted. They could obviously teach these fans a lot then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostBoys Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 However, the remaining players prefer a rigid training schedule and are not happy with the idea of being told to turn up at low tide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=476564 I am really not sure what to say........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=476564 I am really not sure what to say........ I'm assuming that they have some sort of 'gentlemens' agreement' in place with Robinson that says proft from selling the CP to Tesco will be invested in the club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=476564 I am really not sure what to say........ Oh goodie. Bang goes any hope of it being worth as little s £2.75m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 is Gemmel mildly amused that some are ignoring the thundering ten metre waves about to send a tsunami right through the fatpipes, and are instead debating whether to house their dwindling fanbase in the 30,000 seater redevelopment, or the more impressive 34,000 seater version? All for £2.75M. I sense a picture of a giant child using a harbourside toilet being posted sometime soon....and when that cheeky little toddler appears, let's remind ourselves that I believe they wasted in excess of £1M just on those plans - the sort of money that the Trust would sell their soul for. Underwater casinos, a £500M compulsory purchase of harbourfront and dockyard, moving a ship and reclaiming the seabed? When it comes to accepting fantasy developments that even a box of sectioned frogs might query, one club's mighty fanbase stands head and shoulders above the rest. And that spoof Twitter account - it did make me chuckle, even though I'm as confused as the Saints fans who have been diving in with both feet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: QPR midfielder Frankie Sutherland joins #Pompey. http://t.co/7BW4nhbq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @Average_Skate: Can't wait for the #pompey 'new songs meeting'. You don't see the Facking Scummers having song meetings. #sh*tfans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @Average_Skate: Can't wait for the #pompey 'new songs meeting'. You don't see the Facking Scummers having song meetings. #sh*tfans Dear god, please tell me that's a parody account. I can't tell any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Dear god, please tell me that's a parody account. I can't tell any more. I assume it is. One of my personal favourites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Dear god, please tell me that's a parody account. I can't tell any more. One of the best (I hope). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 One of the best (I hope). Surely you mean: 'bestest', a unique colloquialism to the area of southern Hampshire, a county in England. (Oxford English Dictionary 2014) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 is Gemmel mildly amused that some are ignoring the thundering ten metre waves about to send a tsunami right through the fatpipes, and are instead debating whether to house their dwindling fanbase in the 30,000 seater redevelopment, or the more impressive 34,000 seater version? All for £2.75M. I sense a picture of a giant child using a harbourside toilet being posted sometime soon....and when that cheeky little toddler appears, let's remind ourselves that I believe they wasted in excess of £1M just on those plans - the sort of money that the Trust would sell their soul for. Underwater casinos, a £500M compulsory purchase of harbourfront and dockyard, moving a ship and reclaiming the seabed? When it comes to accepting fantasy developments that even a box of sectioned frogs might query, one club's mighty fanbase stands head and shoulders above the rest. And that spoof Twitter account - it did make me chuckle, even though I'm as confused as the Saints fans who have been diving in with both feet! Oh go on then, one more time... And for the giggles, here's another; And here's a little game perhaps you'd all like to try.... however, perhaps Corp Ho can tell us where Niko Kalinic is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Surely you mean: 'bestest', a unique colloquialism to the area of southern Hampshire, a county in England. (Oxford English Dictionary 2014) Next to Bestestest, a term used to refer to the Bestest of the Bestest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Another walk down memory lane... Storrie: "The plans are perfect" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Best WTFILN post of the past five years, contender #1 Here ya' go... Sorry Madman and all scummers but after all this its our time to gloat. I more than most wish that Southampton was in the Premiership just so we could beat them twice a year, otherwise our rivalry is completely pointless. But still, compare this: To this: "I only hope that our stadium doesnt end up bankrupting us like yours did but i kind of know it wont with Gaydamak, Herzog and Sellars in charge" WTFILN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Best WTFILN post of the past five years, contender #1 Here ya' go... WTFILN At the time it looked like a begging bowl. So that one turned out true then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=467119&page=5Pompey insist that new stadium plans remain on track POMPEY insist plans for a new stadium are still on track despite fears over a lack of progress. The city council said it expected more action from the club in realising the Horsea Island dream. But Pompey say they still intend to submit a planning application at the end of this year or at the beginning of 2009. And they insist the 36,000-seater ground should be up and running by 2011. It comes after council leader Gerald Vernon-Jackson expressed fears that little progress had been made over the sale of the land at Horsea Island following the club's announcement of its proposed new stadium location in June this year. 'We are constantly talking to the club and we will give them as much support as possible,' he said. 'But I think it is fair to say that we were hoping for more progress from the club than we have had. 'This is going to be a very complicated legal deal and it will take quite a lot of time' Pompey already have planning permission to build flats at Fratton Park to help finance the new ground. But they still need to buy the land at Horsea Island, which is jointly owned by Portsmouth City Council, the Ministry of Defence and the Crown Estate. And they need planning permission for the shops and homes planned at the new site – as well as the stadium itself. Club spokesman Gary Double said: 'Nothing has changed – everything is still on track.' Just spotted the above whilst cruising Memory Lane. If that is true, does it hold good if they redevelop Moneyfields to a 12000 League Two grade ground instead of the Poopeydrome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 crabby...this was my favourite LOL The potential is massive and is there, out of all the non-London South east clubs Portsmouth are the club that seems by far the biggest, maybe with Brighton or Southampton second. I think Pompey's size is massively underrated because of their stadium, that's why the new one is needed. hows that huge potential getting on in securing a rich owner........oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=467119&page=5Pompey insist that new stadium plans remain on track POMPEY insist plans for a new stadium are still on track despite fears over a lack of progress. The city council said it expected more action from the club in realising the Horsea Island dream. But Pompey say they still intend to submit a planning application at the end of this year or at the beginning of 2009. And they insist the 36,000-seater ground should be up and running by 2011. It comes after council leader Gerald Vernon-Jackson expressed fears that little progress had been made over the sale of the land at Horsea Island following the club's announcement of its proposed new stadium location in June this year. 'We are constantly talking to the club and we will give them as much support as possible,' he said. 'But I think it is fair to say that we were hoping for more progress from the club than we have had. 'This is going to be a very complicated legal deal and it will take quite a lot of time' Pompey already have planning permission to build flats at Fratton Park to help finance the new ground. But they still need to buy the land at Horsea Island, which is jointly owned by Portsmouth City Council, the Ministry of Defence and the Crown Estate. And they need planning permission for the shops and homes planned at the new site – as well as the stadium itself. Club spokesman Gary Double said: 'Nothing has changed – everything is still on track.' Just spotted the above whilst cruising Memory Lane. If that is true, does it hold good if they redevelop Moneyfields to a 12000 League Two grade ground instead of the Poopeydrome? Now, where have we heard those words recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: Pledge honoured, #Pompey Trust share bought. Thanks News chaps. @pn_jordan_cross @pn_steve_wilson @pn_mark_mcmahon @howard_frost @stevebone1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 from this..... to this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Dave Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Ahh, but they'd have filled it every week - just like they do at FP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: Pledge honoured, #Pompey Trust share bought. Thanks News chaps. @pn_jordan_cross @pn_steve_wilson @pn_mark_mcmahon @howard_frost @stevebone1 Ah that means all the wives have finally given their permission then, bet it will come out of the blokes pocket money though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: Pledge honoured, #Pompey Trust share bought. Thanks News chaps. @pn_jordan_cross @pn_steve_wilson @pn_mark_mcmahon @howard_frost @stevebone1 It took them that long to raise the cash? £166.66 each. The Skate rag must follow the same pay ethic as their football club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 It took them that long to raise the cash? £166.66 each. The Skate rag must follow the same pay ethic as their football club! You have to remember that these are not very good journalists so they do not get paid very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 Luke Shaw @Luke_shaw3 “@g_emeryy: @Luke_shaw3 Which would you take? Signing for Pompey or kidney stones for a year? ”would never sign for Pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 The Pompey Family having problems after handbag raided for PST Funds methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 (edited) A question with the proposed tesco option is how are tesco paying. Would they be buying the part where their store would be or paying rent? Though the deal is not with PKF who are the party in the court case can chinny force one of the parties that are privy to the negotiations to testify? if purchased then would not expect judge to agree to a lower price, if rent then he might but would add a condition that chinny paid from rent till his secured charge is cleared? Edited 16 January, 2013 by pedg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 How much did Corp used to say Tesco were ready to pay for the site? Presumably there's nothing stopping Chinny doing a deal with Tesco as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 Can see them trying to do something clever with the other land being bought by trying to link profits/rent to that part and not the land trying to buy from PKF or something similar. Would the judge take that into account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 A Trust board member went on the record last night saying he had meetings with Tesco about redevelopment plans for the site. That's the reason for the about-turn in their proposals. Tesco explained how the concept of "buy one get one free" works, and the Trust have concluded that if Robinson buys the land next door, then they can get FP for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 Can see them trying to do something clever with the other land being bought by trying to link profits/rent to that part and not the land trying to buy from PKF or something similar. Would the judge take that into account? This was something raised by BTF and it would seem a perfect solution; http://www.bevirs.co.uk/commercial/overage.htm That explains it quite well, but goggle "Overage" and there is plenty on it. For what it is worth, I don't buy the tesco deal and i am not convinced that robinson has actually bought the other land. Apart from the news, the only info is from teh bbc (who have been poor on details throughout this whole thing) is a line that says he has exchanged contracts. If the land was so important to Tesco, they would have bought it themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2013 Share Posted 16 January, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: RT @howard_frost: Join @pn_steve_wilson for a #Pompey web chat from 1pm this afternoon at http://t.co/feegqpeB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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