trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Anyone translate...phil? It's something about his hovercraft being full of eels but the rest is a bit garbled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 It's something about his hovercraft being full of eels but the rest is a bit garbled Well I got the eel bit 'obviously' (!) just struggling with the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 It's something about his hovercraft being full of eels but the rest is a bit garbled At least you've highlighted one bit that makes sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/S****horpe-Tickets-On-General-Sale-3720.aspx Tickets for Pompey’s League One clash with S****horpe at Fratton Park on Saturday, September 29 (3pm kick-off) are now on general sale. The last Fratton meeting between Pompey and S****horpe was a Championship clash in March 2011. The Blues triumphed 2-0, courtesy of second half goals from Dave Kitson and Aaron Mokoena. That's it....rub it in why don't you....reminding the bestest fans what the proceeds of cheating achieved.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 (edited) SulaimanAlfahim @TheRealSulaiman Why don't all five bidders of #Portsmouth join force together and put £30m in the club to make sure we go back to Premier League in two yrs Retweeted by Neil Allen You just could not make this up..... LOL Don't know where they got that from. I think the actual amount required is £33m, and it takes 3 years Edited 20 September, 2012 by hutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Chinny, the PST, Mr Whippy, Bassini and Portco in the same boardroom. What could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 It's something about his hovercraft being full of eels but the rest is a bit garbled It says, OMG D_P really did have a 4some with Kate Middleton, Jennifer Morrison & FMDP on Tuesday night I have exclusive pictures. The second part he is asking some mate for advice What to do Habibe? I cannot now sell them anywhere after that court ruling in France. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 (edited) Question.... Apart from the obvious (i.e. one's got '2004' in the name and is in administration), what's the difference between these two companies? Miland Development Ltd - http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/b7578c00bf2135e70f15d8150dae91bf/compdetails Miland Development 2004 Ltd - http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/49fdb168456564e5ebaeab7c278c7845/compdetails I note that the 'NOTICE OF RESULT OF MEETING OF CREDITORS' for Miland Development 2004 Ltd was made available for download on 7th Sept. I wonder if there's anything of interest in there....? Edited 20 September, 2012 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Question.... Apart from the obvious (i.e. one's got '2004' in the name and one is in administration), what's the difference bewteen these two companies? Miland Development Ltd - http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/b7578c00bf2135e70f15d8150dae91bf/compdetails Miland Development 2004 Ltd - http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/b7578c00bf2135e70f15d8150dae91bf/compdetails I note that the 'NOTICE OF RESULT OF MEETING OF CREDITORS' for Miland Development 2004 Ltd was made available for download on 7th Sept. I wonder if there's anything of interest in there....? Answered your own question in reality. Like everything else to do with pcfc this makes it crystal clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 "Single cone 6 AED double cone 11 AED 99 8 AED Magnum 9 AED Mini milk 7 AED ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 20 September, 2012 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2012 With so many dodgy potential investors coming out of the woodwork I really am struggling to come up with the one that would give us all the most enjoyment and keep this thread going the longest? What is the consensus on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 With so many dodgy potential investors coming out of the woodwork I really am struggling to come up with the one that would give us all the most enjoyment and keep this thread going the longest? What is the consensus on here? The first one that springs to mind is marc Jackson - who was originally something to do with the russians when they tried to buy bompey, but the best one would have to be Cala, he was just comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 "Single cone 6 AED double cone 11 AED 99 8 AED Magnum 9 AED Mini milk 7 AED ......." Like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 With so many dodgy potential investors coming out of the woodwork I really am struggling to come up with the one that would give us all the most enjoyment and keep this thread going the longest? What is the consensus on here? Put me down for the Potless Supporters Trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 With so many dodgy potential investors coming out of the woodwork I really am struggling to come up with the one that would give us all the most enjoyment and keep this thread going the longest? What is the consensus on here? Anything to to with Chainrai for me..... ....which more or less covers 100% of all bids...(allegedly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PES Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Anything to to with Chainrai for me..... ....which more or less covers 100% of all bids...(allegedly) More like 80%. Its all about trying to 'Up' the Fratton Park valuation, no more no less. The powers that be know whats going on and what they are dealing with. At the end of the day the choice is going to be which will raise the most money for the creditors. 1) Liquidation, little value here for anyone. 2) Chainrai, good on paper, but serious suspicions (I am being careful for obvious reasons) as to motives and delivery of promises. 3) PST - Hugely ambitious, well meaning, gonna be a big ask to succeed, but I believe it will. There is a lot of goodwill towards the trust. I am proud to be a very small part of it. I can honestly say hand on heart that if Portpin take over I will not go and neither will anyone use our season tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 the choice is going to be which will raise the most money for the creditors. pes, I think you have worked out by now that we all pretty much want the pst to win, but as you say above, it is all down to best deal fro the creditors. With Chanrai being the largest one and offering to swap 13 million of debt for Equity, that's a lot of sofa's they will need to check the back of, to match that. Additionally, the original trust bid, wanted to offer the players under the compromise agreements 2 million of the 8.8 agreed, now apparently they have agreed to match it - Where did the other 6 million quid suddenly come from? It's been explained by the people from the trust (Without confimation) that they have adjusted the budgets to make up the short fall. So does that mean that this "Best deal for the creditors" "Community driven" pst orginally wanted to stiff the creditors AGAIN, to allow more funds to buy players and go towards player wages?????????????......... I think I've heard of a club that has done that a few times before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 From one of the blue few. Quite amusing ... 1 Posted 20 Sep 2012 08:58 6th Bid Launched Trevor Birch was left dumbfounded when a 6th bid was received late last night (writes BBC's Matt Slapper). The group, supposedly headed by an ex Admiral from Lovedean were attempting to provide proof of funds. This was expected to be available "come next Pension day". Interviewed on the steps of the Guildhall Wetherspoons the group's front man announced he would be providing funds to buy players "who had played for both Pompey and a lot of other clubs". As fans launched a rabid assault on twitter to find out more, the group's head of Public Relations (a retired Colonel) announced they would not be dealing with social media as they didn't really know what it was and previous forays into it had not gone well. The announcement was temporarily halted whilst one of the group went off on a bitter tangent about the pensions available for ex serviceman. As he was quickly ushered away the group introduced us to their brand logo. The new speaker appeared with a balaclava to hide his true identity but underneath a hint of a Welsh accent could be noted. He seemed to be greatly amused by his creation of a "Sailor urinating on an Israeli Gun Runner". Local fan and part time accountant Barney U. L. Clubb noted "it looks like a picture but it's not funny...now if you don't mind, I'd like to finish this bacon roll". More information regarding this bid should be announced later... 8 Posted 20 Sep 2012 10:04 re: 6th Bid Launched Further updates regarding the 6th bid (attempts to call it #Bid#6 were scuppered as the use of hashtags proved far too confusing for the group). In a surprising twist, Barney U.L Clubb became so convinced by the Bid Propaganda he offered his Financial Services to the group. When asked what kind of attendances would be required for the group to provide ongoing success for the club he replied "anywhere between 12 and 34,000". Admiral Lovedean also provided exciting information regarding a joint deal with Littlewoods for the rebuilding of Fratton Park. It was announced that 3 nights a week the ground would become 'the world's biggest Bingo Hall'. Food and drink facilities will be dramatically enhanced in the N Stand with the building of a brand new restaurant catchily titled "69 - A meal for two with a hairy view". It is believed that the ground will be re-named the "Littlewoods Over 75's Night on a Thursday Special Park'. Fans of local rivals Southampton were left bitter at these plans as "it didn't offer anything amusing when spelt backwards". More news when it arrives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Ah....Mr Cala....we've missed you.... Good to see he's found a club that wears blue and has a crap ground at long last... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 He's shaped like a pear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkhamsted Saint Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I have met Harry Kerr through my work. He does not have the money to buy the fish fu ck ers! And that is saying something! I know Harry Kerr and whilst he may not have the money himself he clearly does have contacts with well off individuals who would have the funds needed to buy the Skates. I think you will find Harry is organising the bid rather than raising the money himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Mr. Cala said, "we are looking to secure the long-term future of the club" standing in front of a smoking Mnt St Helens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 5m The Person Below @ImmatureStuff The person below is a ****. Retweeted by Sport Jokes Expand Collapse Reply RetweetedRetweet Delete FavoritedFavorite 13m SulaimanAlfahim @TheRealSulaiman هناك أشخاص بدون قصد يجعلون يومك أسعد بلمساتهم الخاصة : ضحكة ، سؤال عن حال ، Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 He's shaped like a pear. Happens to the best of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 It's been a while since I drove along it, but Portsdown Hill is looking rather impresive these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Happens to the best of us... Speak for yourself, chubs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I know Harry Kerr and whilst he may not have the money himself he clearly does have contacts with well off individuals who would have the funds needed to buy the Skates. I think you will find Harry is organising the bid rather than raising the money himself. Knowing Corky as I do he will know all the wealthy folk you mention & will be all over it like a rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmore Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I don't want them liquidated, I simple want them to never win a football match ever again. Not too much to hope for is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmore Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I don't want them liquidated, I simply want them to never win a football match ever again. Not too much to hope for is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 You can say that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 You can say that again. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 The silence from Tricky Trev is deafening; despite that moron Neil Allen claiming that the situation would be decided by early in the week. Keep filling out those timesheets, Trev. That working capital is going down and down by the (grossly overpaid) hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Happens to the best of us... Speak for yourself, chubs.... He said it happens to the BEST of us.....Not the worst of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 More like 80%. Its all about trying to 'Up' the Fratton Park valuation, no more no less. The powers that be know whats going on and what they are dealing with. At the end of the day the choice is going to be which will raise the most money for the creditors. 1) Liquidation, little value here for anyone. 2) Chainrai, good on paper, but serious suspicions (I am being careful for obvious reasons) as to motives and delivery of promises. 3) PST - Hugely ambitious, well meaning, gonna be a big ask to succeed, but I believe it will. There is a lot of goodwill towards the trust. I am proud to be a very small part of it. I can honestly say hand on heart that if Portpin take over I will not go and neither will anyone use our season tickets. Yeah, yeah ,yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I know Harry Kerr and whilst he may not have the money himself he clearly does have contacts with well off individuals who would have the funds needed to buy the Skates. I think you will find Harry is organising the bid rather than raising the money himself. So kind of like a Skate Tony Lynam then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Birch runs a really boring administration, he hasn't even signed autographs yet, AA was a laugh a minute compared with this guy. Five bids, yet nothings happening! Thankfully Appy has been on the delusion juice again to keep the comedy going. Appleton saw more than enough to convince him Michalik and Gyepes will be his preferred central-defensive partnership. The pair of them were up against some good, good centre-forwards on Tuesday night, let’s not beat around the bush,’ said Appleton. Swindon’s strikers are up there with anything in the division and I thought they handled them reasonably well. That's odd, because every pompey fan I've spoken to since said they could have been 7-0 down at half time, and the two of them looked like overfilled oil tankers that had run aground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Added to that, Michalik was lucky to still be on the pitch when he scored, booked for going through the back of Matt Richie then did a carbon copy about 5 minutes later which, luckily for him, only warranted a talking to from the referee. Thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 I particularly liked this quote from their new saviour - nothing like a potless consortium to keep us amused. Kerr says: “We have been involved with this Portsmouth deal for around four months now. I am helping Portco to raise the funding required for the purchase.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JackFrost Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Birch runs a really boring administration, he hasn't even signed autographs yet, AA was a laugh a minute compared with this guy. Five bids, yet nothings happening! Thankfully Appy has been on the delusion juice again to keep the comedy going. Appleton saw more than enough to convince him Michalik and Gyepes will be his preferred central-defensive partnership. The pair of them were up against some good, good centre-forwards on Tuesday night, let’s not beat around the bush,’ said Appleton. Swindon’s strikers are up there with anything in the division and I thought they handled them reasonably well. That's odd, because every pompey fan I've spoken to since said they could have been 7-0 down at half time, and the two of them looked like overfilled oil tankers that had run aground. Funnily enough one of my skate friends saw this quote. Even he admitted it made Cotterill look realistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Funnily enough one of my skate friends saw this quote. Even he admitted it made Cotterill look realistic I used to wonder why that IF Appy was as good as some thought why didn't WBA make more of an effort to keep him. ( I stopped wondering a while ago now ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Originally Posted by POS I can honestly say hand on heart that if Portpin take over I will not go and neither will anyone use our season tickets. [/b] Yeah, yeah ,yeah... To be fair to POS, would you bother turning up to watch utter tripe getting walloped every week in the Wessex league? Of course, that'll happen (if they're lucky enough to survive that long) Chinny takeover or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 20 September, 2012 Share Posted 20 September, 2012 Conversation earlier: Pompey Fan - I've been given a ticket to your game on Saturday. Me - That's lucky for you. Pompey Fan - Yes. I did wonder if I should bother going though, it might be a bit pointless. (He chuckled while emphasising the word 'pointless' here in the hope I'd get his joke) Me - Oh. Well technically you currently have minus 5 points. At this point (ha ha) I turned to the woman I was working with and explained that he supported Portsmouth. She looked at him and said: "Do Portsmouth still even have a club?" There was no coming back for him from there. If someone with a passing interest in football thinks your club no longer exists you really have slipped off the radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 I've had a chat tonight with the woman trying to set up a phoenix club. She is a friend of a friend of a friend. Hilarious. She has nearly £500k ready to go on a phoenix club, she says. (mainly from 8 or 9 pledges) She backs the Trust bid but explained that "anyone remotely serious describes them as a hard-working but totally lamentable group of innumerate fruitcakes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Sorry for the auto-translation - I couldn't be bothered to do it myself: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=da&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bold.dk%2Fnyt%2FPompey-spillere-slaas-fra-maaned-til-maaned Basically, he thinks it's an advantage that they are on short term contracts as this means, they are always at their exam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 I've had a chat tonight with the woman trying to set up a phoenix club. She is a friend of a friend of a friend. Hilarious. She has nearly £500k ready to go on a phoenix club, she says. (mainly from 8 or 9 pledges) She backs the Trust bid but explained that "anyone remotely serious describes them as a hard-working but totally lamentable group of innumerate fruitcakes" Didn't know there was anyone trying to do this. How far has she got? Why no publicity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Appy reckons Pompey can 'do a Reading'... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-challenges-pompey-to-grind-out-points-1-4286301 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Lindford Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 The gift that keeps giving..... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bids-are-flying-in-as-pompey-get-to-their-end-game-1-4287259 The sixth bid has only just been made, but the unnamed consortium behind it would have to make a high offer in order to move in front of either Portpin or the PST at this late stage. Rumours flying around the Fratton Park terraces name a seventh bid – a consortium which tried to buy Newcastle United in 2007 – but those whispers have been quashed. Didn't know empty blue seats could talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Lindford Posted 21 September, 2012 Share Posted 21 September, 2012 Appy reckons Pompey can 'do a Reading'... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/appy-challenges-pompey-to-grind-out-points-1-4286301 Was that the same league that we were in last season. Could have sworn the gap was one point!!! Oh well typical skate maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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