hutch Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 (edited) ... Edited 24 August, 2012 by hutch Dementia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Sorry, quoted wrong post above. Person a owes person b 18m. Person b takes a to court and is told to provide 18m Person a doesn't have 18m so says to person b, i don't have that, but here take this football club. Person b then transfers 18m between 2 companies in the bvi, the second company is the parent company of the football club, but is actually owned by person b. The football club never gets a sniff of the 18m Bloomin' 'eck. 1500 pages into 5 lines. Although, to be fair, a great deal of those pages are dedicated to following the hilarious attempts to turn a football club back into 18m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Although, to be fair, a great deal of those pages are dedicated to following the hilarious attempts to turn a football club back into 18m. I wonder if they have considered scrunching it up and blowing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Sorry, quoted wrong post above. Bloomin' 'eck. 1500 pages into 5 lines. Although, to be fair, a great deal of those pages are dedicated to following the hilarious attempts to turn a football club back into 18m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 http://www.lifesapitch.co.uk/laptv/podcast/fl-extra/appleton-is-pompeys-manager-accountant-and-miracle-worker/? Appy is now an accountant ! Mr Fairness has posted the only relevant comment so far ! Mr Fairness • 5 hours ago If Appleton is an accountant perhaps he can find a way to pay back the £158 million of debts that are owed to charities, small businesses and the taxman before he embarks on yet another spending spree on behalf of an insolvent company ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19368532 IQ Levels in Portsea Island slowly rising... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 i think the stress has got to our fishy neighbours,resulting in them hitting the bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Everytime someone leaves Southampton and enters Portsea island the IQ of both Southampton and Portsea island rises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 I've looked for the answer but the thread is so ginormous, can anybody help? Why does the BBC not show Pimpley's 10 point deduction in their league table? Have I missed something... haven't been keeping up with it all of late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeovil Saint Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 I've looked for the answer but the thread is so ginormous' date=' can anybody help? Why does the BBC not show Pimpley's 10 point deduction in their league table? Have I missed something... haven't been keeping up with it all of late...[/quote']the -10 is for failing the first CVA in 2010, in theory someone could still buy PFC and honor the original CVA in full, if that happens there'll be no deduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 the -10 is for failing the first CVA in 2010, in theory someone could still buy PFC and honor the original CVA in full, if that happens there'll be no deduction. I see... delaying the inevitable. Thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Nabil Hassan @NabilHassan79 The #pompey supporters trust (PST) have officially submitted their bid to administrators PKF who have asked for "clarity" on certain issues. The first point of clarity - Where's the ******* money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Nabil Hassan @NabilHassan79The #pompey supporters trust (PST) have officially submitted their bid to administrators PKF who have asked for "clarity" on certain issues. The first point of clarity - Where's the ******* money Probably something like.. "Very funny, now where is the real bid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19376104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Probably something like.. "Very funny, now where is the real bid" Southampton @Stuarchi pst submit bid; One dressing gown, one chicken a fishing rod and two cans of super strength lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19376104 "Administrator Trevor Birch said: "We have received a revised offer and will study the documents in detail. Just as soon as we have stopped giggling Don't know why the BBC cut out that last bit of the quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 "Administrator Trevor Birch said: "We have received a revised offer and will study the documents in detail." I suspect PST have now admitted they won't be getting the loan from the Council and won't be able to pay the players that 8 million BUT as they are much nicer chaps than the people at Portpin pleaseeee let us have the club, pretty pleaseeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorsetdave Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 I see that figuring how to write a capital N is a tricky task for the natives. Think they have been watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Probably something like.. "Very funny, now where is the real bid" Nah. They're trying to decipher the crayon scribblings and funny looking drawings in the margin. Apparently one looks like it's labeled "Monkey chicken petting zoo". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Southampton @Stuarchipst submit bid; One dressing gown, one chicken a fishing rod and two cans of super strength lager Whoops ..... wrong moment to have just taken a swig of London Pride. Just about managed to stop spraying the screen but some may dribble out of my nose soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 24 August, 2012 Share Posted 24 August, 2012 Watching Tokyo Blade. Salisbury's finest 80's métal band. Still laughing at the news Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 It does make me wonder how safe Pompey's ground is? If they can't pay their web hosting bill, what else haven't they paid or done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 25 August, 2012 Author Share Posted 25 August, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19376104 I really don't know how the BBC can continue to report the situation down the road with a straight face let alone a degree of gravitas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 It does make me wonder how safe Pompey's ground is? If they can't pay their web hosting bill, what else haven't they paid or done. It does look like they were cut off as there is no other sensible explanation. Perhaps it is part of a cunning plan by birch to show they are on their uppers and need to accept the chanrai bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 It does look like they were cut off as there is no other sensible explanation. Perhaps it is part of a cunning plan by birch to show they are on their uppers and need to accept the chanrai bid. Seems it's back up again now, just in time to announce prices for the JPT trophy berby with Bompey have been 'slashed' - OK I know it's on TV but, they're the bestest fans and all, thought they would have paid whatever to see their team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 but remember that the JPT was a villainous trophy when we won it, now it's a heroic one again. Keep up. Any lack of ticket sales must be a pre-emptive strike on Chanrai before he takes control, it's a boycott I tell you! But I've not got time for all this, today is our day. I was there when Man Utd beat us seven years ago, I witnessed both relegations, and it's been a long and winding road to get top flight football back at SMS. Yes it did eventually turn into a fantastic adventure, one we will probably never see again, but as a whole it isn't a journey I'd want to repeat. So today is all about us! - it certainly isn't a day for worrying about rivals. As long as they don't commit any more crimes between now and teatime they could be at the other end of the country and two divisions away for all I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 http://www.journallive.co.uk/newcastle-sports/football-news/2012/08/25/61634-31694267/ I wish these guys would do more than just mutter about it to local journos. And as Rallyboy says, it's our day today & I intend to enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 So been away for a week and I see nothing has changed... It's still as funny as ever! It will be interesting to see what Chainrai's new conditions are, has anyone had a guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Sky Sports understands Portsmouth are lining up a move for Blackburn midfielder Amine Linganzi. Portsmouth boss Michael Appleton is looking to bolster his threadbare squad and has targeted a move for Frenchman Linganzi. Linganzi joined Blackburn from St Etienne in January 2010, but has failed to establish himself at Ewood Park. The 22-year-old has only made four first-team appearances for Rovers and he is well down the pecking order in Steve Kean's plans. Linganzi, who had a loan spell at Preston in January 2011, could be tempted by a move away from Blackburn in search of regular first-team football. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11688/8014207/Pompey-look-at-Linganzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 To watch Sky the footballers football show made me sick to the core. Appleton sayig that the non contract players had other offers but choose Pompey, making out that it was down to joining them not the terms! There was Reid and Mick McCarthy fawning themselves over Pompey and Appleton, never mentioning how the club had defaulted but just about the greatness of everything. Professional football is so morally corrupt, i wish i never followed the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 From POL. Absolutely disgusting: In regards to the match, I have been mightily heartened by our performances this season. Was so proud of the lads at Colchester; a game we easily deserved to win. The football we have been playing at times has also been majestic. Really excited by our entire midfield, and with them on song, I predict a 3-1 Pompey win. One for Mcloed on a plate to build his confidence, and one each for Howard and Liam 'Roy of the Rovers' Walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 From POL. Absolutely disgusting: why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 why? Disgusting that they are allowed to field a team they cannot afford that play "majestic" football. I feel extremely sorry for the likes of Carlisle who can only dream of such things because they play by the rules. If the prediction of that poster comes true then it's another disgrace. Every win that Portsmouth get this season is one that they do not deserve and have no right to get. It's a sporting travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 To watch Sky the footballers football show made me sick to the core. Appleton sayig that the non contract players had other offers but choose Pompey, making out that it was down to joining them not the terms! There was Reid and Mick McCarthy fawning themselves over Pompey and Appleton, never mentioning how the club had defaulted but just about the greatness of everything. Professional football is so morally corrupt, i wish i never followed the game. Old school ex footballers - like Harry - seem to thig there is a virtue in NOT worrying about money - that's for chairman - so they see a plucky young maanger whealer dealing in puttting a scratch side together and doing ...OK... which tehy applaud. The fact that he should be playing kids and NOT spening ANY money given teh outstanding level of debt is lost on them. Dont think its so much a moral question for them as they lack the intelligence or charcater to actually think the moral question is relevent.... its why so many in football still have sympathy for their plight - maybe someone should point out to them that how would they feel had they handed over 80% of tehir wealth to some property business in Spain for it to go bust and lose their money... only for the builders invilved to spring up elsewhere undr a different name and do the same thing again - would they have sympathy then? Doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWillie Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 The Police bill ????? It does make me wonder how safe Pompey's ground is? If they can't pay their web hosting bill, what else haven't they paid or done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 This thread has had some "moments",moments of truth,despair,hilarity,gloom, astonishment,face palming etc... But the reality is the DFCSB`s have no remorse,no respect,no morals,no perspective,no humility,no decency,no idea about fair play,massive delusion etc They really are a disgusting football club, rotten to the core and deserve a ending to match their ideals... In truth anything connected with the club disgust me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 The Police bill ????? Is that the old bill, or the old bill's old bill, or is it a new bill from the old bill..... i could go on for ages..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Today is our day, so Pompey can fade away into the background today, as if they were two divisions below and morally and financially bankrupt. Any joy their fans express as they watch 'their' team and gloat over it is tempered by the fact that all their mercenaries are on short term deals. Probably most won't even be there in three weeks time once Chanrai is in charge again. Hell, I reckon even Appy will walk. We are Premier League. WTFILN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Is that the old bill, or the old bill's old bill, or is it a new bill from the old bill..... i could go on for ages..... And of course there is the unsettled bill, disputed bill or interim bill. But in pompeys case never the settled bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Today is our day, so Pompey can fade away into the background today, as if they were two divisions below and morally and financially bankrupt. Any joy their fans express as they watch 'their' team and gloat over it is tempered by the fact that all their mercenaries are on short term deals. Probably most won't even be there in three weeks time once Chanrai is in charge again. Hell, I reckon even Appy will walk. We are Premier League. WTFILN. Appy claimed in the Football's Football Show that since the one-month deals finish after the transfer window closes, he'll be able to keep all these players until January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Appy claimed in the Football's Football Show that since the one-month deals finish after the transfer window closes, he'll be able to keep all these players until January.thats odd as i thought that they were free agents!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Appy claimed in the Football's Football Show that since the one-month deals finish after the transfer window closes, he'll be able to keep all these players until January. Ha ha ha ha Even me with my limited knowledge of football contracts know that if a player doesn't sign for another month then he becomes a free agent and can sign for anyone. It's a rolling one month contract that the Skates, the Player and the FA all have to agree to when it comes to renewal time.... Now I'm quite happy that these players are doing quite well now because it means that when their month is up, someone else will offer them a longer term contract and they'll be off and Pompey will be back in the ****.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Ha ha ha ha Even me with my limited knowledge of football contracts know that if a player doesn't sign for another month then he becomes a free agent and can sign for anyone. It's a rolling one month contract that the Skates, the Player and the FA all have to agree to when it comes to renewal time.... Now I'm quite happy that these players are doing quite well now because it means that when their month is up, someone else will offer them a longer term contract and they'll be off and Pompey will be back in the ****.... That aint doing that well - played 2 drawn 2 wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Appy claimed in the Football's Football Show that since the one-month deals finish after the transfer window closes, he'll be able to keep all these players until January. I may have got confused between contracts and registrations, but I posted this earlier : I don't think the club do retain the registrations if they allow the monthly agreement to expire ; 59 Monthly/Multiplicity Registrations 59.1 Subject to Regulation 59.2 below, a Club may register a Player for a period of one (and, for the avoidance of doubt, not less than one) calendar month or more calendar months provided that the registration expires on or before 30 June following registration. 59.2 A Club may only register a Player in accordance with Regulation 59.1 (subject to the provisions of Regulation 41.5) during a Closed Period if he is an Unemployed Player. 59.3 The Club shall complete the prescribed Football League registration form and forward it to the Secretary together with a copy of the contract of employment. For second and subsequent months a monthly extension registration form G1 (extension) must be completed and forwarded to the Secretary. 59.4 Players on a second or subsequent monthly contract are entitled to notice as to whether the Club intends to offer a further period of engagement not later than 7 days before the expiry of that monthly contract. 59.5 Players on a contract for two or more months are entitled to notice as to whether the Club intends to offer a further period of engagement. The notice is not less than 2 weeks before the expiry date where the contract expires on or before 31 December and not less than 4 weeks before the expiry date where the contract expires on or after 1 January. 59.6 On the expiry of a registration under this Regulation a Player is entitled to sign for any Club of his choice without restriction and without payment of any compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 That aint doing that well - played 2 drawn 2 wow! 1-0 down so far today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 2-0 down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 4-2 lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 So today did have a silver lining :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Ha ha ha ha Even me with my limited knowledge of football contracts know that if a player doesn't sign for another month then he becomes a free agent and can sign for anyone. It's a rolling one month contract that the Skates, the Player and the FA all have to agree to when it comes to renewal time.... Now I'm quite happy that these players are doing quite well now because it means that when their month is up, someone else will offer them a longer term contract and they'll be off and Pompey will be back in the ****.... Won't the Skates just be crunts though and withold their registrations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 25 August, 2012 Share Posted 25 August, 2012 Won't the Skates just be crunts though and withold their registrations? For second and subsequent months a monthly extension registration form G1 (extension) must be completed and forwarded to the Secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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