Toadhall Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Just love this - taken from the BBC site "Portsmouth, who employ nearly 600 people directly or indirectly, have been labelled "completely dysfunctional" by accountant Nick O'Reilly of Vantis and warned to expect a "rocky" time ahead. " Something I've known for years TBH but nice to have it confirmed by the forensic accountants.
JackFrost Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 any of you music lovers know any good song titles to phone Quay radio and request them played. Crying , might be good down down ???by Quo? There's a track by a german DJ called Timo Maas called 'To Get Down', released about 7 years ago. The chorus has rather appropriate lyrics "What goes around Just comes around This is the sound It's time to get down"
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Good tactic from Mr Android Yesterday MA: Yes Peter, of course we want you to stay on, we need you. You've worked hard, have a lay in tomorrow, come in at about 10am and we'll have a chat about what I need you to do. Today - PS turns up at 10am to find his office empty . PS: Hello Mr Android, what would you like me to do, am I moving into your office with you MA: I'd like you to f*ck off now I've had a chance to remove all of your files before you can shred them. Just sign this letter of resignation and my friend in the uniform here will escort you back to your car. You can have another chat with your friend in the car park on the way.....
St Landrew Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Today's news of the M27 East neighbours will no doubt give this thread renewed life. Not that it needed any.
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Surely he will leave within 48 hours. Maximum lollage - but wouldn't that mean he'll still be there come Christmas?
saintds Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 (edited) Statement from Jackanory I find it somewhat ironic that a couple of months ago my name was being chanted by the fans at a time when I seriously considered my position at the club. Yet now, because I appear to be the last one left, they are calling for my head. Yeh, that's right Pete, that's why they're calling you a lapdog on live TV. Nothing at all to do with you running the club into the ground. Edited 26 February, 2010 by saintds
S-Clarke Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 just confirmed by storrie....he isn't standing down YET but he will ''tender his notice'' once the club is sold. so he'll never go then.
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Storrie.... YOU B*STARD 'Once the sale is complete, I will tender my notice to the new owners as set out under the terms of my contract.' That means: I will leave only with a big payoff that Sasha promised me C*nt
Crab Lungs Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Statement from Jackanory Yeh, that's right Pete, that's why they're calling you a lapdog on live TV. Nothing at all to do with you running the club into the ground. Wow... nothing like inflaming the situation further, Peter. There is about 5 things in his statement which will only increase the vitriol
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Storrie bleating that he does not deserve what the fans are saying to him and about him. What does the fat overpaid c*nt think is going to happen ?? He has personally overseen PFC's downfall, what a Tw*t
dune Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Storrie.... YOU B*STARD 'Once the sale is complete, I will tender my notice to the new owners as set out under the terms of my contract.' That means: I will leave only with a big payoff that Sasha promised me C*nt He's only a c*nt if you are Skate. He's a hero if you're a Saints fan.
S-Clarke Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Corp, back in june - Time will tell I guess, but I wouldn't laugh too loudly too soon if I were you. I'm not party to the whole thing but if the rumour about where the money's coming from (and how much of it there is ready to be used on players and improving the club) are true you lot are going to be pig sick. oh dear
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 He's only a c*nt if you are Skate. He's a hero if you're a Saints fan. True, but he's also a c*nt if you're a human being :mad:
OldNick Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 in other words, I wont go unless I get another fat wedge. Lol keeping sucking blood out of a stone. It is time for a whistleblower to come forward
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 in other words, I wont go unless I get another fat wedge. Lol keeping sucking blood out of a stone. It is time for a whistleblower to come forward I bloody hope so - Step forward Tanya
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol apparantly now Chanrai was lied to, and only wanted to put his money in for 6 weeks and was told that would be ok. He then asked someone else who told him about the FA rules that football creditors were paid first. Lol
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 SSN again reporting what SWF had worked out ages ago Chainrai was conned into putting the money in. Tey didn't tell him about football creditors priority
Appy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol @ the fan confronting him this morning, probably posted already but only just seen it. 1.2 million a year mush!
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol now a fan says that now they have gone into admin that they should sue the PL for what has happened as they are responsible. Some of these fans are so f*cking retarted. ITS THE CLUBS FAULT, the PL didn't spend the money for PFC.
S-Clarke Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 time to look back on a few ''first half'' highlights i think http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1207172/Sulaiman-Al-Fahim-insists-Portsmouth-takeover-track--ambassador-Diego-Maradona-100m-spend.html That was a good laugh..
Appy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Loving the Portsmouth texts and emails on SSN. At least we beat Southampton 4-1. That must be the scraping of barrels i can hear.
Tractor_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol @ the fan confronting him this morning, probably posted already but only just seen it. 1.2 million a year mush! Yup - already posted
Appy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 time to look back on a few ''first half'' highlights i think http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1207172/Sulaiman-Al-Fahim-insists-Portsmouth-takeover-track--ambassador-Diego-Maradona-100m-spend.html That was a good laugh.. At the bottom of the article it reads: Paul Hart insists Sylvain Distin and Nico Kranjcar will not be sold. LOL
thornhill_saints Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I just thought, if they are still in the bottom at the end of the season, + the 9 points on and they are still in the bottom 4, then would get relegated, would they have a -9 points next season like we did??
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 has the 'ladies' head (bottom right) been superimposed into this photo??
Give it to Ron Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Pompey's new signing revealed? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/5029467.Pompey_enter_administration/
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I just thought, if they are still in the bottom at the end of the season, + the 9 points on and they are still in the bottom 4, then would get relegated, would they have a -9 points next season like we did?? think that's the least of their worries
fareham saint phil Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol @ the fan confronting him this morning, probably posted already but only just seen it. 1.2 million a year mush! That was classic TV at its finest, but couldn't make out what storey said before that, it sounded like i own/run this club or words to that effect. Some of them seem to think that administration is the saving grace for them but i feel the HMRC wont be put off as easy as some seem to think
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I just thought, if they are still in the bottom at the end of the season, + the 9 points on and they are still in the bottom 4, then would get relegated, would they have a -9 points next season like we did?? No, as they went into admin before the deadline, something our wonderful red faced ex seemed not to realise
S-Clarke Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Pompey's new signing revealed? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/5029467.Pompey_enter_administration/ nah - that's Tanya Robins in her get-away vehicle
Crab Lungs Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I simply have to make a new comic strip this weekend. I have to. So much material.
Weston Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 No, as they went into admin before the deadline, something our wonderful red faced ex seemed not to realiseThere is no deadline in the Premier League.
warsash saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Why is Storrie being treated like the villian.......I think he is an absolute hero for the wonders he has performed down the road
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 There is no deadline in the Premier League. Ahh thanks for that, bet they don't get screwed next year tho
Matthew Le God Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 bet they don't get screwed next year tho I think it is very unlikely a CVA will be signed, leaving them starting on minus points in the Championship.
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Lol at the old bird saying we are pompey til i die. Um.....well....i am taking bets on who will go first, her or the club
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I think it is very unlikely a CVA will be signed. would be nice for the -20 and -9 though
Pancake Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I know this was asked back when we were in Admin, but how long can you be in Admin before you fold? Also, dont the FL not allow you start the season under Admin?
South Londoner Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 When this thread finally ends, it's going to be like the death of your lovely, lovable old granny.
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Brilliant old lady on SSN waving a rattle and slating the club. Not entirely sure why they showed it but it handed me a chuckle. Ed Chamberlain a hero for somehow not creasing up as he reveals each unfolding woe
Appy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 I know this was asked back when we were in Admin, but how long can you be in Admin before you fold? Also, dont the FL not allow you start the season under Admin? Haven't stockport been in admin all season?
Glasgow_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Wait for a defiant Avram statement "We can still stay up"
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Pompey have sold £95.8M of players since July 2008!!
Joensuu Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Some of the vids etc are on here: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Portsmouth-Enters-Administration-As-Premier-League-Side-Fails-To-Find-Buyer-Willing-To-Invest/Article/201002415559736?lpos=UK_News_News_Your_Way_Region_2&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15559736_Portsmouth_Enters_Administration_As_Premier_League_Side_Fails_To_Find_Buyer_Willing_To_Invest
slickmick Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Why is Storrie being treated like the villian.......I think he is an absolute hero for the wonders he has performed down the road Totally agree. Perhaps you will join me in song on Saturday: One Peter Storie, theres only one Peter Storie.
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Surely they should get some extra punishment as they were only in administration just under 10 years a go ???
richard Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Come on guys, remember when we were in Admin? It's not nice. Bit of respect please.
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Surely they should get some extra punishment as they were only in administration just under 10 years a go ??? Or just for being fish fiddling fiends?
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Some of the vids etc are on here: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Portsmouth-Enters-Administration-As-Premier-League-Side-Fails-To-Find-Buyer-Willing-To-Invest/Article/201002415559736?lpos=UK_News_News_Your_Way_Region_2&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15559736_Portsmouth_Enters_Administration_As_Premier_League_Side_Fails_To_Find_Buyer_Willing_To_Invest I see they have drudged up that dirty pond sucker...TCWTB
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Posted 26 February, 2010 Or just for being fish fiddling fiends? Perhaps two lots of extra punishment, one for the second time being in admin and another for making the PL unfashionable ?? ??:
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