The9 Posted 4 December, 2017 Posted 4 December, 2017 Saturday was a strange one for me. About 1pm a Skate goal came up on my Flash Score app. This prompted me to first think they were playing in the FA Cup, then remembered they lost to a team from League Two. Then I wondered why they were kicking off early, then I assumed they'd won a League game and might even be in the playoffs. It wasn't until about 24 hours later that I noticed they were playing in the Checkatrade, which of course they were "boycotting" last season, ie just not very good in... and obviously they're not interested in winning it...
Sevvy Posted 4 December, 2017 Posted 4 December, 2017 Saturday was a strange one for me. About 1pm a Skate goal came up on my Flash Score app. This prompted me to first think they were playing in the FA Cup, then remembered they lost to a team from League Two. Then I wondered why they were kicking off early, then I assumed they'd won a League game and might even be in the playoffs. It wasn't until about 24 hours later that I noticed they were playing in the Checkatrade, which of course they were "boycotting" last season, ie just not very good in... and obviously they're not interested in winning it... Going by the size of the crowd I don't think they were either
suewhistle Posted 4 December, 2017 Posted 4 December, 2017 Well, at least they were at home. They had to pay the steward(s) and the st. Johns Ambulance but at least didn't have the cost of the coach not to pay.
Golden Balls Posted 5 December, 2017 Posted 5 December, 2017 Not sure if this has already been posted, but get ready for a lot of cringe.
The9 Posted 8 December, 2017 Posted 8 December, 2017 Have we finally got to critical mass? Not crap enough to be worth mocking but not good enough to be interested in what they're doing? There's barely a post on here from week to week now...
LGTL Posted 8 December, 2017 Posted 8 December, 2017 They're just utterly dull now. Barely existing. They can't even make it to the 3rd round of the cup FFS.
suewhistle Posted 8 December, 2017 Posted 8 December, 2017 Have we finally got to critical mass? Not crap enough to be worth mocking but not good enough to be interested in what they're doing? There's barely a post on here from week to week now... Some of our regulars here have been remiss..:-)
Golden Balls Posted 9 December, 2017 Posted 9 December, 2017 They're threatening to actually make the 3rd division play offs. Not quite there but looks quite likely.
Pamplemousse Posted 9 December, 2017 Posted 9 December, 2017 Lower Championship is their level really. But they'll struggle to compete against the many bigger clubs financed by Premier League parachute payments or Chinese owners unless Eisner pumps in a serious amount of money.
Tony F Posted 12 December, 2017 Posted 12 December, 2017 They're just utterly dull now. Barely existing. They can't even make it to the 3rd round of the cup FFS. Another milestone passed unrecognised on this forum.... Post 22 on page 2222. Retrospective congratulations :-)
trousers Posted 12 December, 2017 Posted 12 December, 2017 Have we finally got to critical mass? Not crap enough to be worth mocking but not good enough to be interested in what they're doing? There's barely a post on here from week to week now...Not much chortle mileage in a 5 year old 3rd tier mid-table football club to be fair
trousers Posted 12 December, 2017 Posted 12 December, 2017 Another milestone passed unrecognised on this forum.... Post 22 on page 2222. Retrospective congratulations :-)Post #111111 is only 33 posts away. That's gotta be worth some bunting and a few party poppers, surely?
The9 Posted 15 December, 2017 Posted 15 December, 2017 Another milestone passed unrecognised on this forum.... Post 22 on page 2222. Retrospective congratulations :-) As I always say when this happens, depends on your selected view. I'm on page 2777.
Chez Posted 20 December, 2017 Posted 20 December, 2017 (edited) For my sins I ventured to **** park on Saturday to see if the Shakers could turn them over, again. Sadly, bottom of the league Bury weren't up to the task, although there wasn't much in it. Woeful marking of Matt Clarke, probably the best player the skates have got, allowed a free header for the only goal of the game. First time I've seen a side, other than us, lose at their place. I'm usually a proper jinx. By and large it was pretty dreadful. Bury only caused problems when Danny Mayor came on, who is a decent player - worth a look. Bury brought about 100 down and made little noise. The skates marginally louder. My friends thought I was surprisingly restrained, despite my best "**** off pompey, pompey **** off" throughout. One minor thing of note, they appeared to have given the place a lick of paint. Perhaps paid for by the ridiculously overpriced £25 ticket price for away fans paying on the gate. ****ing hate handing them money... Edited 20 December, 2017 by Chez
Pamplemousse Posted 22 December, 2017 Posted 22 December, 2017 Fratton Park has had its capacity increased by a whopping 738 seats! The sleeping giant is roaring back
Crab Lungs Posted 23 December, 2017 Posted 23 December, 2017 Not sure if this has already been posted, but get ready for a lot of cringe. Don't think I've seen a bigger collection of wastemen (and women). F()ck me, that was bad. Real bad.
skintsaint Posted 24 December, 2017 Posted 24 December, 2017 Don't think I've seen a bigger collection of wastemen (and women). F()ck me, that was bad. Real bad. Felt my IQ draining away watching that...
whelk Posted 24 December, 2017 Posted 24 December, 2017 Felt my IQ draining away watching that... If someone could précis that would be good. I sense it will be d1ckheads not worth giving a minute of my time unless someone says otherwise
OldNick Posted 24 December, 2017 Posted 24 December, 2017 Not sure if this has already been posted, but get ready for a lot of cringe. my god football fans can be embarrassing. The bit at the start in the car!!! Talk about the return of the 657, that is each of their IQ's. I assume it was the proud dad driving, yep lets kill everyone while I put my mask on while driving
mack rill Posted 26 December, 2017 Posted 26 December, 2017 Merry crimbo, pony fiddling feckers, rite after sat-dee disappointment,(expected) today it's popcorn at the ready,,, and we could have a change of move after the match, to (Night of the Long Knives,) GM is gonna be chomping at the bit, sticking his ore in with the bring back my hero, s**t:D
mack rill Posted 26 December, 2017 Posted 26 December, 2017 Merry crimbo, pony fiddling feckers, rite after sat-dee disappointment,(expected) today it's popcorn at the ready,,, and we could have a change of move after the match, to (Night of the Long Knives,) GM is gonna be chomping at the bit, sticking his ore in with the bring back my hero, s**t:D and Dalek
OldNick Posted 30 December, 2017 Posted 30 December, 2017 Thank god Macks too pi#### to remind us that Pompey are still alive
mack rill Posted 1 January, 2018 Posted 1 January, 2018 f****n real init,,we win n no c**t bovers posting, we loose n you have to queue to get on hear, av a appy new year my fellow football fans,
Matthew Le God Posted 1 January, 2018 Posted 1 January, 2018 f****n real init,,we win n no c**t bovers posting, we loose n you have to queue to get on hear, av a appy new year my fellow football fans, Are Portsmouth schools bottom of the league table for spelling, punctuation, sentence structure and grammar?
Matthew Le God Posted 1 January, 2018 Posted 1 January, 2018 bovers loose hear appy av n init ,,,,,,,,,,,,
suewhistle Posted 2 January, 2018 Posted 2 January, 2018 MLG - I think in the case of mack rill he's the one who has caught you. Plays to the image, does our mack. Plus in terms of content, he's right, chuckle.
Pamplemousse Posted 2 January, 2018 Posted 2 January, 2018 Mack’s right though, this thread has been quite quiet, not a lot of entertainment for us nutjobs. Our best bet for a few laughs is a play off defeat.
Hatch Posted 2 January, 2018 Posted 2 January, 2018 Skates are looking at one of ours. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/jackett-still-keen-on-saints-defender-wood-1-8311935 or maybe not. Kenny Jackett is keen to have another look at Southampton left-back Will Wood. The left-back spent a day training with the Blues last month and is out of contract this summer. The Pompey boss explained the 21-year-old would not be recruited, however, without him having a closer look at what he offers. Jackett said: ‘There hasn’t been anything with him yet. 'We want to add some good players if we can.'
Chez Posted 2 January, 2018 Posted 2 January, 2018 Very little to discuss at the moment other than the odd defeat. Things wont get interesting until they make the championship and their superior spending power disappears. Then and only then will we get a chance to see how willing the owner is to `invest' to make it to the top flight. In the mean time here's another `mind the gap story' to help us feel superior during our own on field troubles: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/jackett-still-keen-on-saints-defender-wood-1-8311935
Chez Posted 2 January, 2018 Posted 2 January, 2018 In other news, champagne sales are expected to rise dramatically in Godspit: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/non-league/borough-chairman-hungry-for-new-rescue-mission-1-8309143
OldNick Posted 3 January, 2018 Posted 3 January, 2018 f****n real init,,we win n no c**t bovers posting, we loose n you have to queue to get on hear, av a appy new year my fellow football fans, yep you don't even bother to post Mack. I was getting worried about you in case one of those Matloes had fallen in love with you and forced you into his kit bag. There again , I don't think the word forced would come into play
mack rill Posted 3 January, 2018 Posted 3 January, 2018 Nick me old mate, still about just keeping low. i see it's panto time on the main board, look's like they could rename it after a place in western Jerusalem,
Ohio Saint Posted 3 January, 2018 Posted 3 January, 2018 i see it's panto time on the main board, Yeah, we got bigger fish to fry at the moment.
Pamplemousse Posted 4 January, 2018 Posted 4 January, 2018 Even in our current state we would thrash them, absolutely no problem. Our League 1 team was better than their current League 1 team and their Premier League relegation team was worse than our current Premier League team (which may or may not get relegated). And that dreadful PL team beat our League 1 team 4-1.
rallyboy Posted 4 January, 2018 Posted 4 January, 2018 The shrewd football fan chooses the correct time to laugh at others less fortunate, so I'll keep my powder dry for the mo.... But if anyone fears a closing of the gap, let's just remember that Eisner bought the entire club and its four year history for £5.6m. Compare that with £75m for one player and it puts everything into context. While we are clearly struggling in the Atlantic, the plucky minnows are currently flapping about in sixth - in a puddle.
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2018 Posted 4 January, 2018 Nick me old mate, still about just keeping low. i see it's panto time on the main board, look's like they could rename it after a place in western Jerusalem, The wailing wall, has nothing on the main board at present Mack. its bedlam, but understandably so. If we had stolen the Fa cup ,and all the star players for the success , like your lot, then it wouldn't be so bad, but doing it the hard way and then throwing it away is worse.
mack rill Posted 4 January, 2018 Posted 4 January, 2018 Nick my boy, what's the word on the little buzz that your china bosses are avin a word with Arry brown bags tomorrow ? triffic,
rallyboy Posted 5 January, 2018 Posted 5 January, 2018 I started spreading the Redknapp Return rumour on Portsea about ten days ago, just for my own amusement - please tell me it's gone viral!
mack rill Posted 5 January, 2018 Posted 5 January, 2018 I started spreading the Redknapp Return rumour on Portsea about ten days ago, just for my own amusement - please tell me it's gone viral! Rally! nawty boy, i nearly forked out for another years subscription to make sure i was in for some of this action,
Matthew Le God Posted 5 January, 2018 Posted 5 January, 2018 mack rill's bizarre use of commas in all the wrong places intrigues me.
Shroppie Posted 5 January, 2018 Posted 5 January, 2018 mack rill's bizarre use of commas in all the wrong places intrigues me. Congratulations on post #111111 [emoji16][emoji16] Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk
rallyboy Posted 6 January, 2018 Posted 6 January, 2018 Could someone pick David Shepherd up, he seems to have fallen over.* *niche cricket joke for an audience of approx three.
OldNick Posted 6 January, 2018 Posted 6 January, 2018 Could someone pick David Shepherd up, he seems to have fallen over.* *niche cricket joke for an audience of approx three. you're getting old to know about that lol
Danbert Posted 7 January, 2018 Posted 7 January, 2018 Amazing Pompey long term investment in something all the other League 1 clubs use.
rallyboy Posted 7 January, 2018 Posted 7 January, 2018 A Charge Up the Leagues?? Wasn't that about four seasons to get out of the basement? #charge Stand back, the Hype Machine is firing up again and targeting simpletons across the island - next step, some dull loan signing accompanied by the traditional template interview. Massive club, great fans, sleeping giant, table tennis table, Tesco nearby, dock strike, SS tank driver, longest contract I've ever been offered on stupid wages, blah, blah, yawn, etc.
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