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Lurkster

Lurkster

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Stolen from twitter

 

On my way home from work I saw 4 #Pompey players playing football with a cat. I was about to call the RSPCA but then the cat went 1-0 up! #saintsfc

 

:lol:

Toadhall Saint

Toadhall Saint

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Allen was probably born out of a docker hughes ( little t wat) fumble with some slapper using phrases like ' jog on' :lol:

 

Class allen...real class :lol:

 

Docker Hughes - wasn't he the one that that stood for parliament under the banner of the 6:57? Wanted to take Portsmouth out of Hampshire. LOL I'd take them right out of Hampshire - middle of the channel then sink the ****ing cesspit.

Sevvy

Sevvy

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Now when they decide for the next court date, and against all the odds they find in favour for the trust, can Chinny appeal, or is that it,

Saint_John

Saint_John

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When the Skate News stopped their Saturday Sports paper last year after 109 years Hold the Front Page wrote the following http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/saturday-sports-title-axed-mid-season-after-109-years/

 

In the article there is a nice quote from neil

“There are three things certain in life – death, taxes… and the end of Saturday sports papers. I have been here previously, when what was once the largest-selling sports paper in Britain – Birmingham’s Sports Argus – went to the great publisher in the sky,” he wrote.

So he was at the Sports Argus and the Skate News when both closed their Saturday Sports paper.

Perhaps his quote should be changed to "..There are three things certain in life - death of his football club, unpaid taxes by the Cheats, and the end of Saturday Sports papers that he works for...."

rallyboy

rallyboy

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River of Hope revisited.

 

As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes.

For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better.

 

The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land.

 

Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now.

 

For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory.

 

That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude.

 

Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement!

And that's where our street ruffian comes in.

Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football.

Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable.

And that's what this battle is all about.

 

This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream.

Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid.

 

He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar.

And that's why he needs your support.

 

Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified.

They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny.

It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future.

 

Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want.

So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust.

And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched.

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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nice little vid

 

Aw thanks TDD, that took us dubai massive on a trip down memory lane.

To the dark days of L1 & the nPc when we could only get Arabic commentary in the pub.

 

Oh and Rallyboy?

 

:adore:

 

(Learn how to do THAT one FF!)

Chez

Chez

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Does anyone know how many 'Fans trust' clubs there are?

 

One of the first, I recollect, was Non league Ebbsfleet who started with 27,000 odd members paying £35 each and they all had a say in the club's admin and team selection policy.

 

However 3 years down the line only 3,500 members remain and the club is back in financial difficulty.

 

Surely something similar couldn't happen to Portsmyth FC could it?

myfootballclub.con charged an annual fee. Wonder if PST will have to beg members for an annual fee to supplement the grand they have put in already?
Chez

Chez

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I thought as a Journalist he would be interested in what people have to say and opposing views on things.

 

Says a lot about him that he isn't

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trousers

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20/02/2013 9:23 PM GMT

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hateleys head

Think the main reason all the sad s(ummers on here want us to go to the wall is because they are all to frightened to play Pompey again, scared to face the best fans in the whole wide world ( Hurts you all doesn't it ). You should be wanting us to survive, otherwise you are stuck with the last TWO 4-1 WINS against you forever, you know the one's at Fratton and in your own back yard, st.faries. Ha Ha s(um boys. PUP

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pedg

pedg

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PKF had a stadium to sell

but the plan had not gone too well

5 million said the judge

but if you got him to budge

it would be 10 without the c**t with the bell.

holepuncture

holepuncture

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I also like his fishy song, singing about Pompey's value I think.

 

River of Hope revisited.

 

As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes.

For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better.

 

The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land.

 

Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now.

 

For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory.

 

That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude.

 

Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement!

And that's where our street ruffian comes in.

Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football.

Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable.

And that's what this battle is all about.

 

This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream.

Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid.

 

He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar.

And that's why he needs your support.

 

Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified.

They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny.

It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future.

 

Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want.

So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust.

And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched.

 

What a beautiful video, followed by an excellent piece by Rallyboy.

 

The river of hope has cast a plague over our bestest.

 

God bless nutjobs far and wide.

 

Roll on tomorrow

Colinjb

Colinjb

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The trust said "all will be right.

We're going to put up a fight."

When the kitties shown to be bare

Then continues their 'mare

Proving the scummers were right!

rallyboy

rallyboy

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The gobby few still like to boast,

that Thierry loved them the most,

but will that keep them warm,

when their pitch is a lawn,

and fapipes is nothing but toast?

 

or for the post-watershed market -

 

He answers to Uncle or Mr,

admitting he couldn't resist her,

but his tactics were wrong,

as he tugged at the thong,

and played one up front on his sister.

qwertySFC

qwertySFC

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There is a man called Guy

Who often comes out to cry

He moans and groans

No real signings but loans

And no money from C S I

Edited by qwertySFC
Saint Paul C

Saint Paul C

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As BC might say

 

For no more than a few million at most

I sell you this great (s******) club to boast

As the besterest of fans..

With the most bodacious of plans...

Ssshhh Trev, don't tell them their TOAST

 

Says Balram to his new mate "no facts Neil"

I'll cut you in on my new deal

Convince them their great

and that your their best mate

and several million from them we can steal

Saint Paul C

Saint Paul C

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As BC might say

 

For no more than a few million at most

I sell you this great (s******) club to boast

As the besterest of fans..

With the most bodacious of plans...

Ssshhh Trev, don't tell them their TOAST

 

Says Balram to his new mate "no facts Neil"

I'll cut you in on my new deal

Convince them their great

and that your their best mate

and several million from them we can steal

 

Bledin' swear filter checker - what wrong with the word sn-igger?

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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20/02/2013 9:23 PM GMT

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hateleys head

Think the main reason all the sad s(ummers on here want us to go to the wall is because they are all to frightened to play Pompey again, scared to face the best fans in the whole wide world ( Hurts you all doesn't it ). You should be wanting us to survive, otherwise you are stuck with the last TWO 4-1 WINS against you forever, you know the one's at Fratton and in your own back yard, st.faries. Ha Ha s(um boys. PUP

 

The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend.

 

Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line.

Not for them "Quality over Quantity".

Not for them "Showbiz CEO's"

Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us"

 

No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html

 

No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive.

 

Karma has given THEM their reward.

 

It will do the same to the skates.

Waterside.saint

Waterside.saint

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The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend.

 

Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line.

Not for them "Quality over Quantity".

Not for them "Showbiz CEO's"

Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us"

 

No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html

 

No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive.

 

Karma has given THEM their reward.

 

It will do the same to the skates.

 

Karma is indeed rewarding the skates - and not in a good way :D

Tamesaint

Tamesaint

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River of Hope revisited.

 

As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes.

For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better.

 

The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land.

 

Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now.

 

For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory.

 

That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude.

 

Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement!

And that's where our street ruffian comes in.

Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football.

Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable.

And that's what this battle is all about.

 

This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream.

Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid.

 

He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar.

And that's why he needs your support.

 

Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified.

They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny.

It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future.

 

Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want.

So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust.

And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched.

 

Absolutely brilliant.

Under Weststand

Under Weststand

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Rallyboy you are a true nutjob legend :toppa:

 

My little contribution to the limerick's.

 

There once was a man called Balloo

Who's really not loved by the few

He lent them some cash

They won't pay it back

But he maintains he is secure

St Jim

St Jim

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The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend.

 

Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line.

Not for them "Quality over Quantity".

Not for them "Showbiz CEO's"

Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us"

 

No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html

 

No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive.

 

Karma has given THEM their reward.

 

It will do the same to the skates.

 

Amen!

Elias

Elias

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Rallyboy you are a true nutjob legend :toppa:

 

My little contribution to the limerick's.

 

There once was a man called Balloo

Who's really not loved by the few

He lent them some cash

They won't pay it back

But he maintains he is secure

 

 

Doesn't really work as a limerick.

100%Red&White

100%Red&White

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Deluded, inbred and no shame

Their sister is seen as fair game,

The cheats won a cup

But f*cked it all up,

And everyone else is to blame.

 

Another reason as well

Why they should all go to hell,

Not only the cheating

Tax-dodging and bleating,

But that f**king c**t with the bell!

Panda

Panda

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Arising from just down the coast,

Is the pleasing aroma of toast.

After they won the Cup;

We sang “Pompey pay up!”

But they didn’t yet continue to boast …

 

The fans down there think they’re the best,

But we know that is only a jest.

It is just one reason why

We wish Pompey would die

And the world could be freed of this pest!

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Somebody needs to take all the Limericks (that work) and copy & paste them and save them for posterity

 

They'll just disappear into the ether once this thread reaches 3500 pages

rallyboy

rallyboy

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pompey's wages were high,

as they reached from gutter to sky,

when the figures came back,

they didn't quite stack,

so they shafted local businesses, charities, the taxman, continued gambling their future on overpaid players and got into bed with loan sharks and organised crime while ignoring the debts, pleading poverty, and paying their manager to bother prossies behind a skip in Horton Heath.

Winchester Red

Winchester Red

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Deluded, inbred and no shame

Their sister is seen as fair game,

The cheats won a cup

But f*cked it all up,

And everyone else is to blame.

 

Another reason as well

Why they should all go to hell,

Not only the cheating

Tax-dodging and bleating,

But that f**king c**t with the bell!

 

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