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Critical Decision Thread - New Mascot Time? (Ok, Not really SFW anymore)


New Mascot?  

202 members have voted

  1. 1. New Mascot?

    • St Bernard
      21
    • Piece of Cheese
      3
    • A Cow
      6
    • The 'Swiss Sweatie'
      18
    • Sara Cox
      7
    • Pen Knife Man
      32
    • The woman in lingerie who I suspect is actually supposed to be a nurse and not actually Swiss
      19
    • 11 damp women in see through tops
      77
    • Heidi Klum
      17
    • Mr Moneybags
      2


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New mascot?

 

(Edit: just thinking about this, this dog beats Sammy and Super Saint as it could come around and deliver us brandy on cold winter days!)

 

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are they by chance related?!

 

.... or would you like to suggest another mascot?

Edited by SaintRobbie
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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I think that's the first time I have EVER seen a man dressed as a Swiss army knife so it is worth it for comic value and rarity!

 

Though I suspect the health and safety officer will not be pleased to see a man running round the ground on matchdays with a tin opener for genitals, so we may have to think again....

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What a predictably zenophobic bunch you are...

 

Introducing…Mr Money Bags

 

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Before each home game, MB will whip up the crowd by making a huge stash of money on the centre circle and then setting light to it. He'll then dance around chanting his catchphrases, 'couldn't give a sh1t, mate, I'm phuking minted', 'phuq off back to pompey, you fowl peasant' and 'I can have you killed'.

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Eugh disgusting!! Hope you wipe your hands before you touch anything ;)

 

Did we really need to know what you get up to in front of your screen? I'm never posting a picture again, perv.

 

Yes, you've both spotted the joke there. Well done, have a biscuit. ;)

Posted

I didnt realise Santa Claus was Swiss.

 

Whoever made this a poll I just added more tea to my laptop keyboard for the description of the women's team and the sweaty Swiss girl!

Posted (edited)
This is a very sexist thread what about a Swiss Hunk for us females.

 

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There you go... best I can do - couldnt find one of them lined up in wet T Shirts in the rain ladysaint, I assume the pope doesnt allow them to... spoil sport.

 

Still... another good idea for a mascot! The top matches the home kit and if we go to yellow and blue again they can come to away games!

 

 

... they look a bit poncy though don't you think?

Edited by SaintRobbie
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What's wrong with pen knife man?

 

Yeah - good point Arizona. He has a built in nail file, a corkscrew for wine, some scissors, a can opener for preparing the kid's tea, a toothpick, tweezers for those awkward hairs and can remove things from horses hooves. He'd make alot of Hampshire women very happy methinks.

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