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"In December 200, a 32-year-old man walked into a chip shop in Edinburgh carrying his penis, which he had just cut off."

 

Recorded incidents go back a long way

 

Was that for it to be deep fried ? (Presumably it was already well battered).

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"These things happen all the time for people in his profession"

 

I won't be retraining as a carpenter then :shock:

 

I'd been considering it until I read that quote.

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"In December 200, a 32-year-old man walked into a chip shop in Edinburgh carrying his penis, which he had just cut off."

 

Recorded incidents go back a long way

 

Did they have chip shops that long ago in Edinburgh? ;)

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"In 1998, a 54-year-old cut off his penis with a kitchen knife at his home in the Scarborough area. He told police he had decided to take such drastic action because his penis was affected by a "very painful" medical condition."

 

Wow .. that must have been hell of a dose ...

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His mother Edna, 84, said: "Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now.

 

Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."

 

PMSL

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