Hatch Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 It says in The Sun today that he was banned from taking his bell in Fratton for the Man Utd game and so walked out in disgust. Is this true?
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 It is true, he said him and his mates won't be taking there instruments for a few weeks but they will be back with the tribal music soon.
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Just imagine if i rocked up at St Mary's with a set of bagpipes...you'd all f::cking love it...kicking my head in that is...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 depends if you play them well, nothing beats the pipes being played faultlesly.
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 saintkiptanui said: depends if you play them well, nothing beats the pipes being played faultlesly. You have an ear for that kind of thing?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out.
Saint Martini Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 saintkiptanui said: I just like men in skirts. So why does he have to play the pipes faultlessly then?
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 a man wearing a skirt who fails to deliver with the pipe is as bad as it gets.
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 what if he delivers the pipe but forgets the hamsters?
SNSUN Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 I think any man should be arrested for whipping out their bell in a public place.
PompeyLass Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Dark Sotonic Mills said: The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out. That is correct. Also 'apparently' there were 9 of them trying to occupy the space of 4 seats. He's said that he's not bringing his bell etc for the next few home games Thank **** for that.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 PompeyLass said: That is correct. Also 'apparently' there were 9 of them trying to occupy the space of 4 seats. He's said that he's not bringing his bell etc for the next few home games Thank **** for that. Who was 'Lucky Pierre' then?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Scudamore said: You have an ear for that kind of thing? I expect he has two! Saint Martini said: So why does he have to play the pipes faultlessly then? Kip means he loves a man in a skirt who blows his pipe.
miserableoldgit Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Apparently he was interviewed on SSN about this. Anyone have a link?? Should be good for a laff!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 (edited) Is it wrong for me to wish he falls down all the stairs of kraP notarF and breaks most if not all of the bones in his disgusting unwashed body? Edited 1 September, 2008 by Im_no_sinner
Weston Super Saint Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Im_no_sinner said: Is it wrong for me to wish he falls down all the stairs of kraP notarF and brakes most if not all of the bones in his disgusting unwashed body? It is unless you mean "breaks"....
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Posted 1 September, 2008 Weston Super Saint said: It is unless you mean "breaks".... .... erm ..... I did ..... see .... :shock:
Redbul Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 dark sotonic mills said: who was 'lucky pierre' then? har har!!!!
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Master Bates said: Is that a West Ham cushion on the chair
Dicko Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Master Bates said: It's amazing how spacious modern caravans are
errol_slymm Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Maybe if he didn't spend so much on sh1te from the skates' club shop he could afford a decent fvckin telly...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 I hate him, R&B and gun noises dont mix, stop talking like you are black and get of pimp my ride.
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 errol_slymm said: Maybe if he didn't spend so much on sh1te from the skates' club shop he could afford a decent fvckin telly... How can you spend what you don't have? All the sh1te from the club shop was donated as it was very old stock.
miserableoldgit Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Master Bates said: Is this scooby??
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 CabbageFace said: I wonder if he has ever had sex. Does Mrs Palmer count?
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Weston Super Saint said: Does Mrs Palmer count? Probably, unless she is number disleksick.
errol_slymm Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Master Bates said: How can you spend what you don't have? All the sh1te from the club shop was donated as it was very old stock. Nice of his mum to let him put it all up in the front room though...
OldNick Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Master Bates said: I am surprised because if that is Westwoods place it is less weird than I thought. I expected a place more like the killers home in the Silence of the Lambs
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 nickh said: I am surprised because if that is Westwoods place it is less weird than I thought. I expected a place more like the killers home in the Silence of the Lambs You need to go through the fireplace to see those bits
BadgerBadger Posted 4 September, 2008 Posted 4 September, 2008 Dark Sotonic Mills said: The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out. Imagine sitting next to someone ringing a fecking bell for 90 mins - I know they're a bit wrong down there but why did it take so long, I'd shove it down his japs eye with 5 mins
Ponty Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Master Bates said: That's not Westwood. Westwood has long, blue hair. Also, who is the invisible bloke in DMs? Also, does that guy realise he's forgotten to switch his TV on? Also, my Nan wants her sofa back.
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Author Posted 5 September, 2008 What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains.
bridge too far Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Hatch said: What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains. Is it a telescope?
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 bridge too far said: It is a telescope So it is, does this mean he perves on men at night?
Scummer Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Hatch said: What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains. Looks like it might be a multigym. You can see the base of it on the floor.
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Scummer said: Looks like it might be a multigym. You can see the base of it on the floor. ???? The only base I see by the window is the four legs from the chair, unless you mean the base by his boots which could be a fan
Scummer Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Master Bates said: ???? The only base I see by the window is the four legs from the chair, unless you mean the base by his boots which could be a fan Yeah by his boots, and then another part by the side of his chair. If it's a fan base, it's the biggest fan in the world. Although thinking about it, Westwood is the biggest fan in the world. I stand by my claim that it's a multigym. You can see two black foam bits where your hands go.
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 He likes to keep in shape, a pretty odd shape to want to be.
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 Scummer said: Yeah by his boots, and then another part by the side of his chair. If it's a fan base, it's the biggest fan in the world. Although thinking about it, Westwood is the biggest fan in the world. I stand by my claim that it's a multigym. You can see two black foam bits where your hands go. Fair enough, if it is a multigym, why is he still a fat fecker? Kill him!
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 I remember walking to Waterloo station in one of the underpasses near the IMAX and almost walked into Westwood coming the other way as I turned to corner. almost vomitted.
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Author Posted 5 September, 2008 Was the image taken from a web cam? http://www.pfcwestwood.com . Could be a big earner.
OldNick Posted 5 September, 2008 Posted 5 September, 2008 he isnt that stuopid as I note that the mirrors are all well below head height.
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