Hatch Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 It says in The Sun today that he was banned from taking his bell in Fratton for the Man Utd game and so walked out in disgust. Is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 He only goes for the musical aspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 It is true, he said him and his mates won't be taking there instruments for a few weeks but they will be back with the tribal music soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 Just imagine if i rocked up at St Mary's with a set of bagpipes...you'd all f::cking love it...kicking my head in that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 depends if you play them well, nothing beats the pipes being played faultlesly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 depends if you play them well, nothing beats the pipes being played faultlesly. You have an ear for that kind of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 I just like men in skirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 I just like men in skirts. So why does he have to play the pipes faultlessly then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 a man wearing a skirt who fails to deliver with the pipe is as bad as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 what if he delivers the pipe but forgets the hamsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 I think any man should be arrested for whipping out their bell in a public place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out. That is correct. Also 'apparently' there were 9 of them trying to occupy the space of 4 seats. He's said that he's not bringing his bell etc for the next few home games Thank **** for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 That is correct. Also 'apparently' there were 9 of them trying to occupy the space of 4 seats. He's said that he's not bringing his bell etc for the next few home games Thank **** for that. Who was 'Lucky Pierre' then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 You have an ear for that kind of thing? I expect he has two! So why does he have to play the pipes faultlessly then? Kip means he loves a man in a skirt who blows his pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 Apparently he was interviewed on SSN about this. Anyone have a link?? Should be good for a laff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 (edited) Is it wrong for me to wish he falls down all the stairs of kraP notarF and breaks most if not all of the bones in his disgusting unwashed body? Edited 1 September, 2008 by Im_no_sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 Is it wrong for me to wish he falls down all the stairs of kraP notarF and brakes most if not all of the bones in his disgusting unwashed body? It is unless you mean "breaks".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 September, 2008 Share Posted 1 September, 2008 It is unless you mean "breaks".... .... erm ..... I did ..... see .... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 who was 'lucky pierre' then? har har!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Is that a West Ham cushion on the chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 It's amazing how spacious modern caravans are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errol_slymm Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Maybe if he didn't spend so much on sh1te from the skates' club shop he could afford a decent fvckin telly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I hate him, R&B and gun noises dont mix, stop talking like you are black and get of pimp my ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Maybe if he didn't spend so much on sh1te from the skates' club shop he could afford a decent fvckin telly... How can you spend what you don't have? All the sh1te from the club shop was donated as it was very old stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Is this scooby?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I wonder if he has ever had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I wonder if he has ever had sex. Does Mrs Palmer count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 Does Mrs Palmer count? Probably, unless she is number disleksick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errol_slymm Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 How can you spend what you don't have? All the sh1te from the club shop was donated as it was very old stock. Nice of his mum to let him put it all up in the front room though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I am surprised because if that is Westwoods place it is less weird than I thought. I expected a place more like the killers home in the Silence of the Lambs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 I am surprised because if that is Westwoods place it is less weird than I thought. I expected a place more like the killers home in the Silence of the Lambs You need to go through the fireplace to see those bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 4 September, 2008 Share Posted 4 September, 2008 The supporters near him complained and so he was asked to stop. He threw his toys out of the pram and ran out. Imagine sitting next to someone ringing a fecking bell for 90 mins - I know they're a bit wrong down there but why did it take so long, I'd shove it down his japs eye with 5 mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 That's not Westwood. Westwood has long, blue hair. Also, who is the invisible bloke in DMs? Also, does that guy realise he's forgotten to switch his TV on? Also, my Nan wants her sofa back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2008 What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains. Is it a telescope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 It is a telescope So it is, does this mean he perves on men at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains. Looks like it might be a multigym. You can see the base of it on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Looks like it might be a multigym. You can see the base of it on the floor. ???? The only base I see by the window is the four legs from the chair, unless you mean the base by his boots which could be a fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 ???? The only base I see by the window is the four legs from the chair, unless you mean the base by his boots which could be a fan Yeah by his boots, and then another part by the side of his chair. If it's a fan base, it's the biggest fan in the world. Although thinking about it, Westwood is the biggest fan in the world. I stand by my claim that it's a multigym. You can see two black foam bits where your hands go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 He likes to keep in shape, a pretty odd shape to want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Yeah by his boots, and then another part by the side of his chair. If it's a fan base, it's the biggest fan in the world. Although thinking about it, Westwood is the biggest fan in the world. I stand by my claim that it's a multigym. You can see two black foam bits where your hands go. Fair enough, if it is a multigym, why is he still a fat fecker? Kill him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I remember walking to Waterloo station in one of the underpasses near the IMAX and almost walked into Westwood coming the other way as I turned to corner. almost vomitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Was the image taken from a web cam? http://www.pfcwestwood.com . Could be a big earner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 he isnt that stuopid as I note that the mirrors are all well below head height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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