Having sex with somebody famous

[norwaysaint]

Gloria Hunniford came around and shat on my glass coffee table.

 

Frankly, I was bloody livid.

[Draino76]

I used to knock off Lisa l'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer!

And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's.

 

 

Cool. I bent over the singer from JX, who sang 'you belong to me', 'and dirty son of a gun'.

 

Oh the irony of the songs she sang.

Edited 7 July, 2009 by Draino76

[Nineteen Canteen]

You must love 'Loose Women' then. Mind you, that Carol McGiffin.... Couldn't care less she was married to Chris Evans, utter filth....

 

Very true but concerned she has a husband in his twenties? May not be able to keep up with the demand as I need hours in the twenties to aid recovery with or without the horse pills I inadvertently purchased on the internet recently, thought they were too cheap.

 

Loose women would be great but I can't stand the Nolan sister, that old looking tom - Welch and that weird one from Coronation Street whose names escapes me.

[Nineteen Canteen]

Gloria Hunniford came around and shat on my glass coffee table.

 

Frankly, I was bloody livid.

 

Disgusting, I bet she didn't even give you a chance to move that stack of magazines on the bottom shelf to aid your manoeuvrability. Did you sing a song of praise?

[Deppo]

I once rode Bernie Clifton's ostrich.

[Scummer]

I w@nked over Jessica Rabbit.

[Hatch]

I get my wife to dress up as Maggie Thatcher.

[Mao Cap]

I w@nked over Jessica Rabbit.

 

Rite of passage for any young man born in the 1980s, I thought. Was for me, anyway

[Durleyfos]

I seagulled Fiona Phillips.

[keithd]

i teabagged DLT

[Crab Lungs]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/

 

Woah!

[Ash]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/

 

I was in Hampshire, and my friend Rachel and I had a bet to see who could snog the most boys. I lost count. I think I got to about 11. It's totally harmless, not really slutty

I reckon it would have been Davies, Mills, Perry, Lancashire, James, Gillet, Wotton, Holmes, Thomson, Paterson and Wotte.

[JustMike]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/

 

Woah!

 

surprised it didnt heal over

[Special K]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/

 

Woah!

 

Jesus, what a sad old bint letting the newspapers in on that. I reckon it's a load of old pony anyway, there's no way she's been on the bench for that long. And if she has, the poor matey who sticks his hand down her knickers to feed the horse had better be prepared to have his fingers mauled by that ravenous flange.

[Michelle]

Jesus, what a sad old bint letting the newspapers in on that. I reckon it's a load of old pony anyway, there's no way she's been on the bench for that long. And if she has, the poor matey who sticks his hand down her knickers to feed the horse had better be prepared to have his fingers mauled by that ravenous flange.

 

You've certainly got a way with words! :-p

[Scummer]

I might go out tonight and look for someone famous to ****.

 

Is Sol Campbell still at Pompey?

[J Bizzle]

I banged Hannah Fosters sister, does that count?