norwaysaint Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Gloria Hunniford came around and shat on my glass coffee table. Frankly, I was bloody livid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 (edited) I used to knock off Lisa l'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Cool. I bent over the singer from JX, who sang 'you belong to me', 'and dirty son of a gun'. Oh the irony of the songs she sang. Edited 7 July, 2009 by Draino76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 You must love 'Loose Women' then. Mind you, that Carol McGiffin.... Couldn't care less she was married to Chris Evans, utter filth.... Very true but concerned she has a husband in his twenties? May not be able to keep up with the demand as I need hours in the twenties to aid recovery with or without the horse pills I inadvertently purchased on the internet recently, thought they were too cheap. Loose women would be great but I can't stand the Nolan sister, that old looking tom - Welch and that weird one from Coronation Street whose names escapes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Gloria Hunniford came around and shat on my glass coffee table. Frankly, I was bloody livid. Disgusting, I bet she didn't even give you a chance to move that stack of magazines on the bottom shelf to aid your manoeuvrability. Did you sing a song of praise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I once rode Bernie Clifton's ostrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I w@nked over Jessica Rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I get my wife to dress up as Maggie Thatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I w@nked over Jessica Rabbit. Rite of passage for any young man born in the 1980s, I thought. Was for me, anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I seagulled Fiona Phillips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 i teabagged DLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/ Woah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/ I was in Hampshire, and my friend Rachel and I had a bet to see who could snog the most boys. I lost count. I think I got to about 11. It's totally harmless, not really slutty I reckon it would have been Davies, Mills, Perry, Lancashire, James, Gillet, Wotton, Holmes, Thomson, Paterson and Wotte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/ Woah! surprised it didnt heal over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2008/09/08/carol-mcgiffin-exclusive-it-s-been-7-long-years-but-now-my-sex-drought-is-over-115875-20728494/ Woah! Jesus, what a sad old bint letting the newspapers in on that. I reckon it's a load of old pony anyway, there's no way she's been on the bench for that long. And if she has, the poor matey who sticks his hand down her knickers to feed the horse had better be prepared to have his fingers mauled by that ravenous flange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Jesus, what a sad old bint letting the newspapers in on that. I reckon it's a load of old pony anyway, there's no way she's been on the bench for that long. And if she has, the poor matey who sticks his hand down her knickers to feed the horse had better be prepared to have his fingers mauled by that ravenous flange. You've certainly got a way with words! :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I might go out tonight and look for someone famous to ****. Is Sol Campbell still at Pompey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I banged Hannah Fosters sister, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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