Dicko Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I went to a charity event last night & met a rather sad, self-obsessed, obnoxious bloke His claim to fame is ****ging a rather famous woman (a few years ago now) Has anyone on here even come close to sleeping with a celebrity? I exchanged saliva with a girl from Jersey TV - that's the closest for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I fingered Fiona Phillips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I fingered Fiona Phillips. Who hasnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Spent a very enjoyable evening in Moles nightclub in Bath with Kate Garroway who could not keep her hands to herself. Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I gave Kenny Everett aids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Not me, but I know someone who has ****ged Danni Minogue. He's an ex-primal scream drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee_saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 An ex of mine went on to get her tits out in Nuts Magazine, does that count as famous? She was a right cum guzzler too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I gave Kenny Everett aids You look a bit like Kenny Everett too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Its my way of saying sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Not me, but I know someone who has ****ged Danni Minogue. He's an ex-primal scream drummer. Hahaha, I know someone who did similar! Back in the 80s when she was a struggling wanabee. Incidentally, his dad was top bossman at Setanta before they recently went t1ts up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Do wives / gfs of famous people count? I s*agged Kevin Phillips' missus back in my Carphone Warehouse days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I actually had a Miss Worlds tits out before she became Miss World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Wait till Ponty logs in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Do wives / gfs of famous people count? I s*agged Kevin Phillips' missus back in my Carphone Warehouse days. Typical isn't it? All I got was a free Laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Abi Titmuss...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I once touched Metal Mickey. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Didn't someone on here **** that bird from Home and Away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Didn't someone on here **** that bird from Home and Away? Matt Le Tissier ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 My old boss banged Tiffany from Eastenders, she apparently insisted on having it up the pooper. That is a bankable true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I actually had a Miss Worlds tits out before she became Miss World. I'm not sure it counts if she was 13. Judith Chalmers gave me a handjob in 1994. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 Hahaha, I know someone who did similar! Back in the 80s when she was a struggling wanabee. Incidentally, his dad was top bossman at Setanta before they recently went t1ts up. Seems like she did anything around that time to get up in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 My old boss banged Tiffany from Eastenders, she apparently insisted on having it up the pooper. That is a bankable true story. I don't think he should be going around saying that in public. She looks a little young to be fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I was tromboned by Suzanne Dando in Leamington Spa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 5 July, 2009 Share Posted 5 July, 2009 I got cottaged by StuRomseySaint in the Bedes Lea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I got cottaged by StuRomseySaint in the Bedes Lea. That wouldn't suprise me in the Bedes Lea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazza26 Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Do ex-saints players count as famous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 My mate ****ged Jimmy Case's Mrs. while he was a trolley boy at Asda in C/ford. 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 My mate ****ged Jimmy Case's Mrs. while he was a trolley boy at Asda in C/ford. 100% true. Lies, Jimmy Case was never a trolley boy at Asda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Do ex-saints players count as famous? slapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Lies, Jimmy Case was never a trolley boy at Asda He did sell pens door to door though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 (edited) I used to knock off Lisa l'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Edited 6 July, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. You could not see Ferns Gash now for the over hanging stomach:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time You could get anything at Sperrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 6 July, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Jeez, I've obviously led a really boring life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Wait till Ponty logs in. I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous. Ahhh, hooray for horrible mental images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I've stroked the ex-bird of Rod Hull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 My ex bird slammed Robbie Jackson from Eastenders, she said he was dreadful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 My ex bird slammed Robbie Jackson from Eastenders, she said he was dreadful. Don't believe that everyone knows Robbie is a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous. Oh come on, tell them who you really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint In Exile Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. You'd think if you'd knocked off Lisa then you'd at least know her surname was I'Anson not L'Anson!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Were you trying to park your car at the time? Is it me or does Heather Small talk like she still doesn't know what action to take after your liaison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 You could not see Ferns Gash now for the over hanging stomach:D Or Philip Schofield's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 (edited) You'd think if you'd knocked off Lisa then you'd at least know her surname was I'Anson not L'Anson!!!!! Goord it was about 13-14 years ago! FFS! And i swear she always said it was l'anson with L not I'anson with an i, but then again i only saw her some weekends and when there was a DnB nite on at the Camden palace! Edited 6 July, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Were you trying to park your car at the time? Is it me or does Heather Small talk like she still doesn't know what action to take after your liaison?NC when your not fully lucid you do silly things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Reigned Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time I saw Fern at the filming of Mr and Mrs recently; I definitely would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 I saw Fern at the filming of Mr and Mrs recently; I definitely would. You will need a taste for Phil Vickery's sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 NC when your not fully lucid you do silly things! Tell me about it, So did Heather 'search for the hero inside of me' . Heather Small - can't see it myself but we all have strange fetishes. Mine's Jane McDonald and how wrong is that?! Unfortunately, I have no famous dalliances despite the malicious and unsubstantiated rumours that Rupert and I swapped the taking role. He was always on the take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 6 July, 2009 Share Posted 6 July, 2009 Tell me about it, So did Heather 'search for the hero inside of me' . Heather Small - can't see it myself but we all have strange fetishes. Mine's Jane McDonald and how wrong is that?! Unfortunately, I have no famous dalliances despite the malicious and unsubstantiated rumours that Rupert and I swapped the taking role. He was always on the take. You must love 'Loose Women' then. Mind you, that Carol McGiffin.... Couldn't care less she was married to Chris Evans, utter filth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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