Dicko Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 I went to a charity event last night & met a rather sad, self-obsessed, obnoxious bloke His claim to fame is ****ging a rather famous woman (a few years ago now) Has anyone on here even come close to sleeping with a celebrity? I exchanged saliva with a girl from Jersey TV - that's the closest for me
pilsburydoughboy Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Dog said: I fingered Fiona Phillips. Who hasnt
pilsburydoughboy Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Spent a very enjoyable evening in Moles nightclub in Bath with Kate Garroway who could not keep her hands to herself. Those were the days.
Saint_clark Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Not me, but I know someone who has ****ged Danni Minogue. He's an ex-primal scream drummer.
lee_saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 An ex of mine went on to get her tits out in Nuts Magazine, does that count as famous? She was a right cum guzzler too.
Draino76 Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Baj said: I gave Kenny Everett aids You look a bit like Kenny Everett too.
Kev Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Saint_clark said: Not me, but I know someone who has ****ged Danni Minogue. He's an ex-primal scream drummer. Hahaha, I know someone who did similar! Back in the 80s when she was a struggling wanabee. Incidentally, his dad was top bossman at Setanta before they recently went t1ts up.
Deano6 Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Do wives / gfs of famous people count? I s*agged Kevin Phillips' missus back in my Carphone Warehouse days.
chocco boxo Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 I actually had a Miss Worlds tits out before she became Miss World.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Deano6 said: Do wives / gfs of famous people count? I s*agged Kevin Phillips' missus back in my Carphone Warehouse days. Typical isn't it? All I got was a free Laptop.
bpsaint Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Didn't someone on here **** that bird from Home and Away?
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 bpsaint said: Didn't someone on here **** that bird from Home and Away? Matt Le Tissier ??
Ash Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 My old boss banged Tiffany from Eastenders, she apparently insisted on having it up the pooper. That is a bankable true story.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 chocco boxo said: I actually had a Miss Worlds tits out before she became Miss World. I'm not sure it counts if she was 13. Judith Chalmers gave me a handjob in 1994.
Saint_clark Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Kev said: Hahaha, I know someone who did similar! Back in the 80s when she was a struggling wanabee. Incidentally, his dad was top bossman at Setanta before they recently went t1ts up. Seems like she did anything around that time to get up in the world
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 Ash said: My old boss banged Tiffany from Eastenders, she apparently insisted on having it up the pooper. That is a bankable true story. I don't think he should be going around saying that in public. She looks a little young to be fair...
norwaysaint Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 I was tromboned by Suzanne Dando in Leamington Spa.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 5 July, 2009 Posted 5 July, 2009 I got cottaged by StuRomseySaint in the Bedes Lea.
OLYMPIC Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Kadeem Hardison said: I got cottaged by StuRomseySaint in the Bedes Lea. That wouldn't suprise me in the Bedes Lea.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 My mate ****ged Jimmy Case's Mrs. while he was a trolley boy at Asda in C/ford. 100% true.
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Tokyo-Saint said: My mate ****ged Jimmy Case's Mrs. while he was a trolley boy at Asda in C/ford. 100% true. Lies, Jimmy Case was never a trolley boy at Asda
Thedelldays Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 cazza26 said: Do ex-saints players count as famous? slapper
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 INFLUENCED.COM said: Lies, Jimmy Case was never a trolley boy at Asda He did sell pens door to door though!
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 (edited) I used to knock off Lisa l'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Edited 6 July, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE
pilsburydoughboy Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 SOTONS EAST SIDE said: I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. You could not see Ferns Gash now for the over hanging stomach:D
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 SOTONS EAST SIDE said: saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time
pilsburydoughboy Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 INFLUENCED.COM said: Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time You could get anything at Sperrings
Ponty Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Junction 9 said: Wait till Ponty logs in. I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous.
farawaysaint Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Ponty said: I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous. Ahhh, hooray for horrible mental images
Denzil Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 My ex bird slammed Robbie Jackson from Eastenders, she said he was dreadful.
Block 18 Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Denzil said: My ex bird slammed Robbie Jackson from Eastenders, she said he was dreadful. Don't believe that everyone knows Robbie is a virgin
Junction 9 Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Ponty said: I'm not sure what we did counts as ****ging, J9. Besides, I'm not really that famous. Oh come on, tell them who you really are.
Saint In Exile Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 SOTONS EAST SIDE said: I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. You'd think if you'd knocked off Lisa then you'd at least know her surname was I'Anson not L'Anson!!!!!
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 SOTONS EAST SIDE said: I used to knock off Lisa L'anson (Radio 1 DJ) and got BJ once from Heather Small the singer! And saw Fern Brittons Gash at a party in the early 80's. Were you trying to park your car at the time? Is it me or does Heather Small talk like she still doesn't know what action to take after your liaison?
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 pilsburydoughboy said: You could not see Ferns Gash now for the over hanging stomach:D Or Philip Schofield's head.
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 (edited) Saint In Exile said: You'd think if you'd knocked off Lisa then you'd at least know her surname was I'Anson not L'Anson!!!!! Goord it was about 13-14 years ago! FFS! And i swear she always said it was l'anson with L not I'anson with an i, but then again i only saw her some weekends and when there was a DnB nite on at the Camden palace! Edited 6 July, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Nineteen Canteen said: Were you trying to park your car at the time? Is it me or does Heather Small talk like she still doesn't know what action to take after your liaison?NC when your not fully lucid you do silly things!
Jesus Reigned Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 INFLUENCED.COM said: Saw a picture of Fern sat on a bed topless with a then well known convenience store owner and a girl friend, very nice rack at that time I saw Fern at the filming of Mr and Mrs recently; I definitely would.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Jesus Reigned said: I saw Fern at the filming of Mr and Mrs recently; I definitely would. You will need a taste for Phil Vickery's sauce.
Nineteen Canteen Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 SOTONS EAST SIDE said: NC when your not fully lucid you do silly things! Tell me about it, So did Heather 'search for the hero inside of me' . Heather Small - can't see it myself but we all have strange fetishes. Mine's Jane McDonald and how wrong is that?! Unfortunately, I have no famous dalliances despite the malicious and unsubstantiated rumours that Rupert and I swapped the taking role. He was always on the take.
Colinjb Posted 6 July, 2009 Posted 6 July, 2009 Nineteen Canteen said: Tell me about it, So did Heather 'search for the hero inside of me' . Heather Small - can't see it myself but we all have strange fetishes. Mine's Jane McDonald and how wrong is that?! Unfortunately, I have no famous dalliances despite the malicious and unsubstantiated rumours that Rupert and I swapped the taking role. He was always on the take. You must love 'Loose Women' then. Mind you, that Carol McGiffin.... Couldn't care less she was married to Chris Evans, utter filth....
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