A topical joke

[Saint in Paradise]

In these desperate times here is a simple joke to ease some of your tension

 

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

 

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

 

Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

 

Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet ****s itself."

 

 

 

I never said it was good though

[scott_saints]

c**t.

[Hatch]

Do they all speak English?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Do they all speak English?

 

Better than some on here!

[1976_Child]

And how come the bear and/or lion didn't eat the pig before he had a chance to speak?

[Marsdinho]

Was the bear on holiday in africa.