Saint in Paradise Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 In these desperate times here is a simple joke to ease some of your tension A bear, a lion and a pig meet. Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear." Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me." Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet ****s itself." I never said it was good though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 Do they all speak English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 Do they all speak English? Better than some on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 And how come the bear and/or lion didn't eat the pig before he had a chance to speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 30 June, 2009 Share Posted 30 June, 2009 Was the bear on holiday in africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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