Guided Missile Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Dear Fans, I would just like to break off momentarily from the important and in depth meeting I am attending, in order to update you and the staff at St. Marys Stadium, on the latest position reached regarding the ongoing negotiations with the Football League. Myself and the principle behind the deal, Michael Fialka, have been sat beside his parents fax machine and have to say that apart from two excellent offers on mobile phones and one tempting leasing deal for a new Renault Kangoo, there has been no contact from Dr. Malwhinney. We would like to work closely with the League, but it is apparent that they, in their wisdom, have declined to allow us to reserve the right to sue their arses in court, thus incurring unspecified legal fees on their behalf, should our deal to buy Southampton Football Club go ahead. To say that we are deeply upset by this development is an understatement and we are reserving our position. A new and unforeseen legal issue has suddenly occured, which has now meant that we may, regretfully, have to delay our purchase still further. The Daily Echo has published several totally unfounded and untrue stories regarding the background of the man who is the source of the funding, that well known and incredibly rich, former professional footballer, Michael Fialka. Until such time as the Echo retracts these baseless allegations, his mother has said that he is not allowed to pay the wage bill of the club and how could a newspaper treat a nice Jewish boy so badly? I will be taking legal advice on the possibility of a libel action. I am sure you will agree that it is vital for the club to protect it's future owner from such attacks and understand that the reasons we are doing this is in the best long term interests of Southampton Football Club. I hope you will be able to continue to support our bid and the attack we are proposing against the freedom of the press, (apart from Soccer Saturday, obviously) Best Wishes for a good weekend and remember to spend time with your family and if you can, give something to charity. I know I do... Tony Lynam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eesti matty Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Well, it made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyb1 Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 oh do **** off you silly **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treggs23 Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 that's 30 seconds of my life that I'm never getting back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Rooney Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Why dont you just **** off you stupid **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIGANSAINT Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 thnk you will find this is a pompey wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 (edited) Hilarious if you are 14 on summer holiday, I suspect you are older so less impressive and pathetic tbh Edited 26 June, 2009 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenridge Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 that's 30 seconds of my life that I'm never getting back... That's what inhaling top secret formula weedkiller does to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 that's 30 seconds of my life that I'm never getting back... Which I will add the the last 6 months on here looking for a spark of gold amongst all the crap. Why, is it that when the spark of gold is glimpsed it turns out to be nothing more than the wrapper off a caramac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Guided Missile (comedy genius) may or may not be who people think her is. FACT (as the kids say). But good luck to you G with YOUR bid. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonah Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Why dont you just **** off you stupid **** I have to ask you Ed, do you type in the asterisks or do you actually type the rude words knowing they will become asterisks anyway? Also, you really ought to brush up on your grammar and spelling as these are skills which will serve you well in all walks of life (except perhaps in a call centre) - "dont" isn't a word unless you are holidaying in St Tropez this summer, and sentences should always be terminated correctly. I would recommend the use of a single question mark in this instance. I wonder if TL will "chuckle" over this one like he did with the tyre kicker picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 I have to ask you Ed, do you type in the asterisks or do you actually type the rude words knowing they will become asterisks anyway? Also, you really ought to brush up on your grammar and spelling as these are skills which will serve you well in all walks of life (except perhaps in a call centre) - "dont" isn't a word unless you are holidaying in St Tropez this summer, and sentences should always be terminated correctly. I would recommend the use of a single question mark in this instance. I wonder if TL will "chuckle" over this one like he did with the tyre kicker picture? Here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Guided Missile (comedy genius) may or may not be who people think her is. FACT (as the kids say). But good luck to you G with YOUR bid. ;-) Im pretty sure everyone on here knows all about GM and who he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 you have to laugh as it is comically saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 what a busy man who are John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSi Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 you really are a complete ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesaint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 No need for personal attacks, not at all. Just want it sorted, good luck to them and I still have faith. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 I LOL'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 As a piece of parody, I thought that was an excellent effort. I particuarly liked the ending about spending time with family. Good work GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 As a piece of parody, I thought that was an excellent effort. I particuarly liked the ending about spending time with family. Good work GM. Excellent post, I need a good laugh at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 worth popping over to the muppet show that was, cheers GM. I think I'm becoming a fan. oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Great satire, perhaps GM the next time you post a piece of comedy genius to lighten the moment you could question why our prospective Football chairman is seen working hard on his laptop. Trouble is when the camera pans round he seems to be looking at baby photos? Due diligence perhaps? I would have expected numbers that don't end in lbs and ozs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Even more amusing than all of the MJ comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Im pretty sure everyone on here knows all about GM and who he is. Pancake for me that's a no and no, can you please enlighten me but only with GM's blessing. He is by far one of the most interesting posters and his views usually well founded. Don't understand why the man is hated so much as he seems to display the exact credentials needed in our future chairman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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