Glasgow_Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Anyone know any good ones? Preferably harmless, and not too extreme! :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Make someone a cup of tea or coffee and stick your knob in it, add a little wee if required, take a photo on your mobile and hand him the coffee, after he is halfway down the coffee MMS him or her the picture of you stirring the drink with your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Make someone a cup of tea or coffee and stick your knob in it, add a little wee if required, take a photo on your mobile and hand him the coffee, after he is halfway down the coffee MMS him or her the picture of you stirring the drink with your penis. Jokes on you...you would of course scald your bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Jokes on you...you would of course scald your bellend No i didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Sellotape over the bit you speak into on the phone is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Shoot everyone, then yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Stick a memo on everyones desk/pidgeon hole saying they can't get paid next months wages unless they phone XXXXXXXX and confirm their passport and NI number, due to new EU employment rules. Then put the name and number of a woman on a sex chat line at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 leave some prawns in his desk over the weekend offer to get his coffee for a few weeks and always give him decaf. then one day swtich to triple expresso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 leave some prawns in his desk over the weekend offer to get his coffee for a few weeks and always give him decaf. then one day swtich to triple expresso Cling film over the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Ring him/her and put on a really shocking pretend voice, so that they know it's you and tell them that you think that he/she is a bumhole. Hang up and repeat this process until they shout out "STOP RINGING MY PHONE". Then ring up as normal and say "Would you like a cup of tea?" If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a cup of Coffee. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of water. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Orange Squash. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Lemon Juice. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Ribena. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Coca Cola. If they say "no" then go around to their desk with cups of Tea, Coffee, water, orange squash, lemon juice, ribena and Coca Cola saying that you were playing the opposites game and then run off. If they say yes at any point then go around with a pencil and a pencil sharpener holding the sharpener over their head as you sharpen the pencil. LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Ring him/her and put on a really shocking pretend voice, so that they know it's you and tell them that you think that he/she is a bumhole. Hang up and repeat this process until they shout out "STOP RINGING MY PHONE". Then ring up as normal and say "Would you like a cup of tea?" If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a cup of Coffee. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of water. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Orange Squash. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Lemon Juice. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Ribena. If they say "no" then hang up and ring again, asking if they want a glass of Coca Cola. If they say "no" then go around to their desk with cups of Tea, Coffee, water, orange squash, lemon juice, ribena and Coca Cola saying that you were playing the opposites game and then run off. If they say yes at any point then go around with a pencil and a pencil sharpener holding the sharpener over their head as you sharpen the pencil. LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 You must work at Paulton's Park, because that would be an absolute hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Stapler in Jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 If you have a water cooler in the office, put a pin hole in the cups and watch the fun. If you have some glue like prit-stick glue some pens and pencils to the desk. The get pretty stuck if left over night. Swap a few keys around on the keyboard (actually I think someone's done that to Frank's cousin). Take the ball out of the mouse or tape over the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Viagra in the coffee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Curl one out on someone's keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Bottle of matey in a toilet cistern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evo Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Take a dump in their top drawer, lock it and then keep the key. Remove all of the screws holding their chair to the wheels/uppy downy bit Cover the phone with boot polish Swap some of the letters over on the keyboard (this is easier than you think, just pull the keycaps off and then press them back in) Use some superglue to block almost all of the water cooler so that it comes out rather fast. Youd be surprised how far it can splash out of one of those plastic cups. Superglue the mouse to the desk Lock two peoples drawers and then swap the keys over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Not really an office prank, but someone once put a log (yes, one of those logs....) in the loop of fabric that hangs underneath the roller towel in the blokes bogs at a place I used to work at. I want to know how he managed to get his ar5e up that high..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Swap some of the keys on the keyboards around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 ctrl-alt and up,down,left or right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 swip thu kays in thur kgyboerd aroand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 If you really don't like your work mates you should just fill them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie24 Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 If you really don't like your work mates you should just fill them in. Craig David style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Don't get much of a chance of office pranks where I work as I would be in the cross hairs of everyone else within a nanosecond. We did have a wizard wheeze a few months back when one of our Sales Agents requested a second sample of a personal safe thinking it was for him we primed 2 mouse traps inside and then stuffed it full of hole punchings knowing that by the time postie had jiggled it about the mouse traps would be free and when he put in the opening 000 combination like a Jack in the box it would explode spectacularly. 2 weeks later he was on the phone "who the ****ing hell did that!! I was in a customer showing him the safe and when it opened paper was everywhere" " He made me get the hoover out and tidy his office". Apparently it was the worst customer it could have happened in. 2 Months later the silly sod brought it to a trade show, as he had the only sample in a hurry, when he left the show his personal safe had 2 prawns and a quantity of Stilton Cheese stuffed under the lining. At another trade show years ago we had a shrinkwrap machine company on the next stand we had everyones presenters done but the best one was a miserable bugger who worked for us stupidly left his specs in their case on a table so they were shrinkwrapped when he got a customer he reached for his specs to read his price list then spent the next 5 minutes trying to open the case, his eyesight at that range was pants and we were not much help: his customer had tears rolling down his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 28 June, 2009 Share Posted 28 June, 2009 Don't get much of a chance of office pranks where I work as I would be in the cross hairs of everyone else within a nanosecond. We did have a wizard wheeze a few months back when one of our Sales Agents requested a second sample of a personal safe thinking it was for him we primed 2 mouse traps inside and then stuffed it full of hole punchings knowing that by the time postie had jiggled it about the mouse traps would be free and when he put in the opening 000 combination like a Jack in the box it would explode spectacularly. 2 weeks later he was on the phone "who the ****ing hell did that!! I was in a customer showing him the safe and when it opened paper was everywhere" " He made me get the hoover out and tidy his office". Apparently it was the worst customer it could have happened in. 2 Months later the silly sod brought it to a trade show, as he had the only sample in a hurry, when he left the show his personal safe had 2 prawns and a quantity of Stilton Cheese stuffed under the lining. At another trade show years ago we had a shrinkwrap machine company on the next stand we had everyones presenters done but the best one was a miserable bugger who worked for us stupidly left his specs in their case on a table so they were shrinkwrapped when he got a customer he reached for his specs to read his price list then spent the next 5 minutes trying to open the case, his eyesight at that range was pants and we were not much help: his customer had tears rolling down his face. Where do you work!!:smt119 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 28 June, 2009 Share Posted 28 June, 2009 Where do you work!!:smt119 Ok a very dangerous thing to write a nearly 1am on a Sunday morning, but then knowing the agent in question he was probabably in his customer if they were of the double breasted mattress thrasher variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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