Scudamore Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 It’s been reported that Michael Jackson actually died of a heart attack when he found out Boyz II Men were a group and not a delivery service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 It's interesting to find out through all this just how many people can't spell Michael... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Out of respect McDonalds are releasing a McJackson's burger. It will be 50 yr old meat between 10 yr old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 And also... ABC, it's easy as R.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Conspiracy theory time..... His private doctor,who should've been at his side,has gone missing and cannot be located.......you don't think he could've topped him,now that would make this interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampersound Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated "first of all my bastard parents leave me in Portugal and now this....................i'm gutted" That has killed me...best one I've heard today. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 That has killed me...best one I've heard today. LOL I have to agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Oh well, one less paedo in the world. Every cloud and all that. Makes me laugh all these people on TV saying “we love him” and all that OTT b*llocks. I wonder if they’ll be the same when Gary Glitter pops his clogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 RIP MJ king of pop I see Elton John Has released a tribute song, thats the 3rd one hes done Candles in the wind ,,,,,Diana Sandals in the bin ,,,,,,Muver Teresa I'm forever blowing bubbles,,,,MJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Amidst all the horribleness you lot are giving want to spare a minute or two to read this Dont Stop Till You Get Enough (tribute Poem) He Was The King of Pop, why do the good die young? Because the media stole his life before it had begun. And now as he was returning like Machiavelli, a comeback; God cruelly takes his angel with a heart attack. Born in Indiana, under his father's striking arm, A rocking robin at the age of 11 sold us his charm. A shooting star, he was at the top, without a childhood, Would you have treated him differently in retrospect if you could? He had his haters but as he once said, "If you had a friend like Ben" Would you still hate this great if he lived again? Do you know of the torture he faced as a kid? If you had been beaten and scared, you would've done as he did He fought to regain his youth, he wanted his childhood twice; The media twisted it to become the fuel, become the spice. His own generosity would one day comeback to bite Giving kids what he never had would all be in spite. He Put his neck on the line and not with his anti-gravity lean Three counts of paedophilia and he kept his nose clean. Yes his nose, how it gained its status is contreversial Due to the contrary it started when he broke it in rehearsal A kind natured man to be overcome with hatred and lies That's how a fame hungry mother with the press accounted to his demise A legacy left to admire greater than all before him But three children who've seen the world full of sin Now have to cope that Dad only lives hearts within His family so different it leaves their future looking grim However in the irony the public will cry in his final hymn An angel talented with voice and dance now heaven can let him in Throughout his life he had to fight with the man in the mirror He had suffered stress and diseases but the media saw that too clearer Stories and tales he loved as a kid, now were the press's evil tool And he found out that the higher you are the harder you fall The once child prodigy who lived his adolescence again in his ranch Had his life and dignity. like his monkey, hung from a branch Yet this isn't the King of Pop we all loved to listen to A talent struck man however we only saw a few A unique charisma that left an ever lasting impression His choreography led to a whole worldwide obsession A moon walk mastered, gravity defying to perfection A body popping performer of robotics won our affection His lyrical genius that left a white America tainted black Breaking racial and social barriers MJ had the knack it was him to tell us It doesn't matter if your black or white But the reporters "Don't Care about us" although he was right A child brought up in the limelight told them all to Beat it He was a great and it took us his death to admit it In all of this present sadness it was he who said I'm Bad His songs seemed to have the future in them, of which I am Glad As this in a way let him foresee his life first So he let the reporters in till it was fit to burst And then said "You've got to be starting Something" A life so different to be led if he was to have been nothing The tears we may cry to compare with his kids is a fraction There was and will only ever be one Michael Jackson A legendary status doesn't justify this man Only his legacy in music and love in our hearts can The King of Pop himself said "Don't stop till you get enough" Now someone go and better him, now that'll be tough Thank-you for reading, and bless Michael Jackson and let him R.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Just after it was announced that he was doing the comeback tour, I said to my mates at work that he would fake his death before performing in any of the shows. I'm not really sure how to feel now. I could have won a fortune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Amidst all the horribleness you lot are giving want to spare a minute or two to read this Dont Stop Till You Get Enough (tribute Poem) He Was I stopped just there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 I stopped just there WOW you are a ***t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Its going to be one hell of a comeback tour now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 WOW you are a ***t Oh, I thought we had to stop once we had enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 What an absurd poem, penned by a mental case I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 cheers for that, is it necessary i pay the guy a tribute and i am labelled gay and mental, i'm 15 and studying 12 gcses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/moonwalk.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 cheers for that, is it necessary i pay the guy a tribute and i am labelled gay and mental, i'm 15 and studying 12 gcses Maybe you misjudged the majority view on this fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 if you were only studying 2 GCSE's i could have understood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Its coz i is black innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 cheers for that, is it necessary i pay the guy a tribute and i am labelled gay and mental, i'm 15 and studying 12 gcses Being a pillow biter doesn't stop you passing GCSE's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 cheers for that, is it necessary i pay the guy a tribute and i am labelled gay and mental, i'm 15 and studying 12 gcses Save it for Christopher Biggins, Jacko's gone and you were too old for him anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 26 June, 2009 Share Posted 26 June, 2009 Amidst all the horribleness you lot are giving want to spare a year or two to read this Dont Stop Till You Get Enough (tribute Poem) blah blah blah blah blah blah b*llocks b*llocks b*llocks yadda yadda yadda blah de blah da blah repeat x 1,200 etc... I corrected it for you. It is still utter sh*t though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 cheers for that, is it necessary i pay the guy a tribute and i am labelled gay and mental, i'm 15 and studying 12 gcses I think getting yourself labeled a gay and a mental is a more fitting tribute to the man than your poem, young lad; you should be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Amidst all the horribleness you lot are giving want to spare a minute or two to read this Dont Stop Till You Get Enough (tribute Poem) He Was The King of Pop, why do the good die young? Because the media stole his life before it had begun. And now as he was returning like Machiavelli, a comeback; God cruelly takes his angel with a heart attack. Born in Indiana, under his father's striking arm, A rocking robin at the age of 11 sold us his charm. A shooting star, he was at the top, without a childhood, Would you have treated him differently in retrospect if you could? He had his haters but as he once said, "If you had a friend like Ben" Would you still hate this great if he lived again? Do you know of the torture he faced as a kid? If you had been beaten and scared, you would've done as he did He fought to regain his youth, he wanted his childhood twice; The media twisted it to become the fuel, become the spice. His own generosity would one day comeback to bite Giving kids what he never had would all be in spite. He Put his neck on the line and not with his anti-gravity lean Three counts of paedophilia and he kept his nose clean. Yes his nose, how it gained its status is contreversial Due to the contrary it started when he broke it in rehearsal A kind natured man to be overcome with hatred and lies That's how a fame hungry mother with the press accounted to his demise A legacy left to admire greater than all before him But three children who've seen the world full of sin Now have to cope that Dad only lives hearts within His family so different it leaves their future looking grim However in the irony the public will cry in his final hymn An angel talented with voice and dance now heaven can let him in Throughout his life he had to fight with the man in the mirror He had suffered stress and diseases but the media saw that too clearer Stories and tales he loved as a kid, now were the press's evil tool And he found out that the higher you are the harder you fall The once child prodigy who lived his adolescence again in his ranch Had his life and dignity. like his monkey, hung from a branch Yet this isn't the King of Pop we all loved to listen to A talent struck man however we only saw a few A unique charisma that left an ever lasting impression His choreography led to a whole worldwide obsession A moon walk mastered, gravity defying to perfection A body popping performer of robotics won our affection His lyrical genius that left a white America tainted black Breaking racial and social barriers MJ had the knack it was him to tell us It doesn't matter if your black or white But the reporters "Don't Care about us" although he was right A child brought up in the limelight told them all to Beat it He was a great and it took us his death to admit it In all of this present sadness it was he who said I'm Bad His songs seemed to have the future in them, of which I am Glad As this in a way let him foresee his life first So he let the reporters in till it was fit to burst And then said "You've got to be starting Something" A life so different to be led if he was to have been nothing The tears we may cry to compare with his kids is a fraction There was and will only ever be one Michael Jackson A legendary status doesn't justify this man Only his legacy in music and love in our hearts can The King of Pop himself said "Don't stop till you get enough" Now someone go and better him, now that'll be tough Thank-you for reading, and bless Michael Jackson and let him R.I.P The last public person to die that I cried about was Bob Paisley. However, I think your poem is pretty good to be honest, not too clunky or too reverential (aka 'ghey'), but expressing a lot of emotion and thought. Anyway, certainly better than anything I could have done. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 MJ's dates in London have had to be cancelled but Gary Glitter has offered to cover Simon 9yrs old on Saturday and Nigel 8 yrs old on Sunday. It should be remembered that MJ touched a lot of people in his lifetime ... just a pity most of them were children. MJ is going to be melted down into plastic toys so that children can play with him for a change. On arriving at Neverland police found Class A drugs in the Bathroom, Class B drugs in the living room and Class 4C in the bedroom. In his will MJ asked to be recycled as a plastic shopping bag ... so that he could be white and still be a danger to children. RIP Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009 (Nose 1990 - 2009) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Conspiracy theory time..... His private doctor,who should've been at his side,has gone missing and cannot be located.......you don't think he could've topped him,now that would make this interesting. Now located and being questioned about possible overdoses of painkillers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Now located and being questioned about possible overdoses of painkillers... You don't think he's tried to top himself as well do you :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 You don't think he's tried to top himself as well do you :shock: Now 'helping with enquiries' and his car is being forensically searched for any connection to the death. It appears Jackson was addicted to Demerol, an analgesic used to combat medium to severe pain (following his vertebral fracture amongst other things) which occasionally causes respiratory and cardiac arrest. A three and a half hour post mortem failed to find any physical cause of the arrest, and toxicology tests are expected to take four to six weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 what goes black white blue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Now 'helping with enquiries' and his car is being forensically searched for any connection to the death. It appears Jackson was addicted to Demerol, an analgesic used to combat medium to severe pain (following his vertebral fracture amongst other things) which occasionally causes respiratory and cardiac arrest. A three and a half hour post mortem failed to find any physical cause of the arrest, and toxicology tests are expected to take four to six weeks. I meant the doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 I meant the doctor I know, but I wasn't going to act as your straight man; you have to work harder for your gags... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 I know, but I wasn't going to act as your straight man; you have to work harder for your gags... Damn you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 I think you need to get out more if you spend your time writing a poem about some freak you've never met. Yes, I agree completely. People should only write poems, books and plays about people they have met. This makes perfect sense to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasiak-9- Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Probably the most horrible thing I have ever laughed at. Bloody beat me to it! - if not the funniest then definately head and shoulders the most outrageous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 People shouldn't write poems full stop. Unless you are a goon with no friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 i wrote this haiku: Born in sixty-three, I grew up on his music with the Jackson Five. A-B-C, Simple…, Little Bitty Pretty One, and Dancing Machine. Got to be there. Ben. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough. She’s Out Of My Life. Billy Jean. Beat It. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’. I danced to them all. Waiting, patiently for Thriller, the video. And so worth the hype. He was changing, though. No longer little Michael - with that great big grin. We are the World. Bad. The Way You Make Me Feel. The last I listened. Youthful memories. I wish you peace from yourself. Good bye, King of Pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 tpbury thankyou, i dont understand why i am getting so much greif for one poem, sorry if me expressing emotion in a poem is upsetting for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 tpbury thankyou, i dont understand why i am getting so much greif for one poem, sorry if me expressing emotion in a poem is upsetting for you I wouldn't take it too personally dude. I think the main reason is that poems themselves are seen as being a bit 'poncy'. For what its worth it's not my cup of tea either, but you're entitled to express your feelings however you want to, just expect a bit of flack if it's in poetic form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 men should be emotionless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 tpbury thankyou, i dont understand why i am getting so much greif for one poem, sorry if me expressing emotion in a poem is upsetting for you I think you're getting grief (check the spelling) because you posted a very long, very dull and very sh*t poem. Also, expressing emotion about someone you don't know is for birds and faggots. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 LOL at all people here saying poems are ghey etc when the lyrics to songs are poems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 And what a f*cking terrible song that would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 Songs are ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 27 June, 2009 Share Posted 27 June, 2009 And what a f*cking terrible song that would be. Agreed, just making a point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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