La BoIS Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Well he had a few songs but lets not gloss over the obvious. Watching the news and there have been some toe curling tributes.
Durleyfos Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Well he had a few songs but lets not gloss over the obvious. Watching the news and there have been some toe curling tributes. I heard The Jam are going to re-release "Going Underground" as a tribute.
Gingeletiss Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Heart attack...bought on, when he found out that the £2,000 in the UK for a ten year old, refered to cars.
Ampersound Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Apparently Michael was delayed at the hospital as he had no medical insurance and the hospital refused to take plastic
JustMike Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 isnt it funny how you can almost guess which posters are going to slag him off..
saint lard Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 I was more "moved" when Freddie Mercury died if i'm honest.
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 isnt it funny how you can almost guess which posters are going to slag him off.. Those that cant stand the sexualisation of minors and child molestation in general?
jeff leopard Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 apparently he was still alive when taken into hospital, but as he was being wheeled through the children's wing he had a massive stroke.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Woke up this morning with no idea of Jackos death, turned my phone on to 15 deifferent Jacko related jokes!!! it really does amaze me how quick people get these jokes out - still made me chuckle though Btw He made some good tunes but as someone mentioned earlier in the thread he was a complete fruit cake too
Dicko Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children The other is used to hold groceries.
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with minors.
Dicko Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with minors. :D Genius
bungle Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 The FBI are investigating MJ's death, however at this point they don’t know if they should blame the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie
Scudamore Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 This just in, Michael Jackson as just been refused entry into heaven... Dont blame it on the sunshine, Dont blame it on the moonlight, Dont blame it on the good times, Blame it on the buggery.
bungle Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He was actually found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 isnt it funny how you can almost guess which posters are going to slag him off.. Very true. Unfortunately there is a fair few people who actually think they are funny.
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 (edited) The funny thing for me is how people get so over sensitive when someone posts a joke as if they're MJ's family ffs! He'd dead so might aswell laugh. It's just the same as Jade Goody jokes n Diana because they are basically childish and unfunny. I respect him for his music. I don't give a **** what you 'Internet people' say to me, so I will express my opinion, even though it's unpopular based on this thread of immature jokes Edited 26 June, 2009 by Calvin
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 because they are basically childish and unfunny. I respect him for his music. I don't give a **** what you 'Internet people' say to me, so I will express my opinion, even though it's unpopular based on this thread of immature of jokes Im sure that if it is "childish" and "immature" Calvin, MJ would like it...
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Say the man posting on an Innernet Forum with 2481 posts. That is a rich comeback. You deserve a cookie and a pat on the back for that. AWWW:o
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Im sure that if it is "childish" and "immature" Calvin, MJ would like it... I am sure he would love to meet your children
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 I am sure he would love to meet your children Well done Calvin, you made yourself look like a c*nt.
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Well done Calvin, you made yourself look like a c*nt. A lot of people on this thread made themselves look like ****s
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 A lot of people on this thread made themselves look like ****s Not many expressed the want for another posters kids to be the victim of sexual abuse though. Pretty ****ing low.
scott_saints Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 I also think it's ridiculous how over sensitive people get over people dying. Can't say that, can't say this....because they're dead! Chill out people. I don't mind MJ and liked some of his stuff, but I don't give a s**t if people make jokes about him. It was ok to do when he was alive but nooooooooooo you can't do that anymore because he's deaded!
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 (edited) Not many expressed the want for another posters kids to be the victim of sexual abuse though. Pretty ****ing low. Pancake, I thought you had more intelligence than this. But you fall for what the media says. He wasn't guilty for child abuse at the end of the day. Yes, he is a freak and weird with children, but he never abused them, otherwise the judge would have sent him to jail. There was no evidence. Parents kept taking him to court so they can steal his money in a ruthless way. Edited 26 June, 2009 by Calvin
Dicko Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Get a grip Calvin MJ was a source of ridicule when he was alive Did you know him personally, are you going to his funeral? He will always be remembered as an absolute wierdo, who had an unhealthy interest in young boys
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Get a grip Calvin MJ was a source of ridicule when he was alive Did you know him personally, are you going to his funeral? He will always be remembered as an absolute wierdo, who had an unhealthy interest in young boys True. like i said, he is a freak but he didn't abuse children. they had no evidence, apart from claims from parents, so they could get media attention and more money.
Pancake Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Pancake, I thought you had more intelligence than this. But you fall for what the media says. He wasn't guilty for child abuse at the end of the day. Yes, he is a freak and weird with children, but he never abused them, otherwise the judge would have sent him to jail. There was no evidence. Parents kept taking him to court so they can steal his money in a ruthless way. So what was the point in saying this then? I am sure he would love to meet your children Give up Calvin, go back to bed or something.
Calvin Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 So what was the point in saying this then? Give up Calvin, go back to bed or something. I will never give up.:smt119
Dog Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 ˙plo ɹɐǝʎ uǝʇ ɐ uı ǝpɐɹʇ noʎ ɟı lǝpoɯ ʍǝu ɐ ɟɟo puɐɹƃ oʍʇ ʇǝƃ ʍou uɐɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ uıɐʇıɹq uı sʍǝu ʇnoqɐ pǝʇıɔxǝ ooʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐ pɐɥ uosʞɔɐɾ lǝɐɥɔıɯ ʇsǝƃƃns sʇɹodǝɹ ʎlɹɐǝ
tpbury Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 ˙plo ɹɐǝʎ uǝʇ ɐ uı ǝpɐɹʇ noʎ ɟı lǝpoɯ ʍǝu ɐ ɟɟo puɐɹƃ oʍʇ ʇǝƃ ʍou uɐɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ uıɐʇıɹq uı sʍǝu ʇnoqɐ pǝʇıɔxǝ ooʇ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐ pɐɥ uosʞɔɐɾ lǝɐɥɔıɯ ʇsǝƃƃns sʇɹodǝɹ ʎlɹɐǝ This is inciting hatred of Betelgeusians.
Um Bongo Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated "first of all my bastard parents leave me in Portugal and now this....................i'm gutted"
lee_saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 I have to admit, how funneh is it with all the yanks crying and dressing up like him......I have spent most of the morning lol'ing at the news. Anyway, never liked his music, not my cup of tea.
Durleyfos Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated "first of all my bastard parents leave me in Portugal and now this....................i'm gutted" Best one yet.
Arizona Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devestated "first of all my bastard parents leave me in Portugal and now this....................i'm gutted" Probably the most horrible thing I have ever laughed at.
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 That is a rich comeback. You deserve a cookie and a pat on the back for that. AWWW:o Not sure it's sunk in yet Calvin, but MJ is dead
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Get a grip Calvin MJ was a source of ridicule when he was alive Did you know him personally, are you going to his funeral? He will always be remembered as an absolute wierdo, who had an unhealthy interest in young boys Don't let Ponty here you say that! We weren't allowed to make jokes about Goody when she died, even though most of those things applied there too :shock:
Um Bongo Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Probably the most horrible thing I have ever laughed at. I know it's bad, but I still laughed.
CFSt.Matt Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 OK. Just how long will this be considered "BREAKING NEWS" by the BBC's rolling news service? 13 hours plus - and counting. Fookin hope nothing important happens to interupt their Jacko w@nkfest. Good news for the Jackson estate tho - Thriller had shifted 51M copies when i went to bed last night according to the beeb, this morning it's up to 65M. Result.
lee_saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 OK. Just how long will this be considered "BREAKING NEWS" by the BBC's rolling news service? 13 hours plus - and counting. Fookin hope nothing important happens to interupt their Jacko w@nkfest. Good news for the Jackson estate tho - Thriller had shifted 51M copies when i went to bed last night according to the beeb, this morning it's up to 65M. Result. Not 100%, the bloke who wrote the song is British, I expect he'll b getting a very nice payday!
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Jockeys at Ascot races will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko, who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
Scudamore Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Just heard at least... 2x "outpouring of grief" 10x "there was/is a sense of" In a ten minute car journey with Radio 4 on... Not my car i hasten to add...Radio 4 is sh:te...
The Majestic Channon Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 Reports say michael jackson has'nt been this stiff since mcCauley culkin stayed over.
Hatch Posted 26 June, 2009 Posted 26 June, 2009 I keep hearing Uri Geller say that he is too emtional to speak to anyone about it.. 5 mins later , he then appears on another channel, also GMTV cameras in his house this morning.... he is a ****. (maybe me might buy us?)
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