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Isn't it tomorrow??

 

Anybody going to it, I heard MB is an usher.

 

Will she wear a garter and stockings and suspenders?

 

Does she really look like one of the Appleton sisters??

 

She's going to get ruined on her wedding night!

 

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I reckon they should start with a mock funeral for Wacko, then he springs from the coffin, spins around, grabs his groin, bitta moon walk, ooooohhh hooooo, "we are gathered here to today, eeeee heeee, to join...this Liberian Girl....with a smooth criminal...". Then he'll fondle the little boy chosen as ring bearer...

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I reckon they should start with a mock funeral for Wacko, then he springs from the coffin, spins around, grabs his groin, bitta moon walk, ooooohhh hooooo, "we are gathered here to today, eeeee heeee, to join...this Liberian Girl....with a smooth criminal...". Then he'll fondle the little boy chosen as ring bearer...

 

It didn't quite go like that.

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LOL.

 

Is he palming you off with your summer holiday as a honeymoon?

 

Typical bloody Jock ;)

 

Nope, the children are at school at the mo and they will be coming with us, probably October time (half term maybe), believe me, the weekend cost the same as a f%cking 2 week hol anyway!!!

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