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I have found out that this Tiggs / Atticus / The Stain character also has access to Ponty's login details (no they are not the same person before you ask) and have, in the past, given people infractions. Is this not a major abuse of power?

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He won't be, as you're a cheap skate and won't pay a fiver remember.

 

are you making fun of my deceased pet alsatian in this post?

 

bit callous, don't you think?

 

as everyone here knows, i rescued that alsastian from a burning building and gave it mouth to mouth and that alsatian went on to lead the D-Day landings, freeing our cowardly, spongy european neighbours from the freed and democratic reign of the amightly and holy adolf of hitler.

 

unfortunately that alsatian died in my arms on a beach as the sun was settng, but luckily we were able to make love one final time.

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So you think Berlusconi is a legend, well Stanley, that speaks volumes about you. But hey, who am I to judge your taste in men (it’s the 21st century after all, not the dark ages).

 

So here is a parade of other legends for you to stare dreamily at and w@nk yourself dry to…

 

Lets start with this chappy, here in full-on Travis Bickle mode. When he's not rigging elections, he's violently suppressing his populous, just like a REAL man would.

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Don't be alarmed if this guy gives you a right royal down-stairs mix up, beard + dress = phwoar!

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If corrupt dictators get you erupting like a tiny pink oil rig, then check out this stunning combo…

oh Idi, no one compares to you...

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apart from maybe this stallion, woof! he's carrying out genocide against his people, like a good old salt-of-the-earth bloke.

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I can tell that your dream job is being a spokesman for the Israeli Defence force, so here's a previous leader for you. Not only did he commit countless atrocities against the Palestinians, he also repeatedly raped his female members of his office staff. Sir, I salute you!

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No words can do the next dish any justice, lets just say when he got horny last, he ****ed one of his neighbours...Georgia. LOL!

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If you've got any protein left inside you, then let it all out over this ex-Nazi.

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knock yourself out :)

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are you making fun of my deceased pet alsatian in this post?

 

bit callous, don't you think?

 

as everyone here knows, i rescued that alsastian from a burning building and gave it mouth to mouth and that alsatian went on to lead the D-Day landings, freeing our cowardly, spongy european neighbours from the freed and democratic reign of the amightly and holy adolf of hitler.

 

unfortunately that alsatian died in my arms on a beach as the sun was settng, but luckily we were able to make love one final time.

 

Pretty sure you can get arrested for that sorta thing

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- ****s an 18 year old.

 

- answers his phone leaving Angela Murkell stood waiting.

 

- compliments Barrack Obama on his tan.

 

- hires hookers to attend his parties.

 

The mans a legend.:D

 

Exactly! what are the italians complaining about? I'd happily swap Berlusconi for Brown any day of the week. Bring some colour into British politics.

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