docker-p Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Their gene pool is way too small, and they regularly fail to sell out that toilet they call a football ground.
1976_Child Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Posted 22 June, 2009 Their gene pool is way too small, and they regularly fail to sell out that toilet they call a football ground. atta boy!
Block 5 Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Cave dwelling inbred trolls. (Ahhhh....... sweet release. What a good thread!)
PaulSaint Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 About 4 or 5 players left/leaving and others like Crouch wanting to go, big faith in their arab owned future I must say! I reckon we might be playing them within 2 years, even better if we pass them as they drop!!!
badgerx16 Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 F**K THEM ALL Not enough iodine and penicillin in the world to make me want to risk f$$$ing even one of them !
mack rill Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Sing a long with Mary Poppins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down:butthead::butthead::smt118 You do know yore on very thin ice with the FL,,,,,P**S em off and its -25 HTH
1976_Child Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Posted 22 June, 2009 Sing a long with Mary Poppins,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down:butthead::butthead::smt118 You do know yore on very thin ice with the FL,,,,,P**S em off and its -25 HTH yeah, but even with -1000 points we will always have a better stadium than your w@nk stained urine-soaked sh!te hole!
PaulSaint Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Shall we do what your lot did in Fratton? Cover our faces, throw a brick and duck behind a wall? :smt039
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 FISH HUMPING KLUNTS!! and breathe out....pheeeeeeeeeew
sun of spain Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Pompey are as bad as that other despised mob......... THE FLAMING FOOTBALL LEAGUE !
NorthamSteve Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 YEAH! **** ****ing bastard **** toss piece **** nugget badger ****ging pieces of utter ****.
Colinjb Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 I could go another.... By all means old chap, do continue....
NorthamSteve Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s ****s
gammon cheeks Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 In your pompey slums , you look in the dustbin for something to eat , you find a dead fish and you fook it a treat, in your pompey slums, you skate baztardz "
Evo Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Have they got more than one karzy at that ****hole now? I have distant memories of having to scrum for the singular karzy at half time. More people were ****ing in the sinks if memory serves. What a bunch of inbred fish rimming knobjockeys. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Spudders Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Have they got more than one karzy at that ****hole now? I have distant memories of having to scrum for the singular karzy at half time. More people were ****ing in the sinks if memory serves. What a bunch of inbred fish rimming knobjockeys. Ahhhhhhhhhh. I think they just wee themselves in their seat usually so no need for them to have bogs.
Leightonbuzzardsaint Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 portsmouth smmells of fish and they all sleep with their mums sisters and daughters
Um Bongo Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 A player who they will never have. They will never have a player who has the talent of this man. This man will lead us back to glory. Just wait for us you fishy ****ers. It wont be long before youre put back in your place.
Block 5 Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 portsmouth smmells of fish and they all sleep with their mums sisters and daughters Now that IS a great first post. Was it good for you? :smt025
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 (edited) Boys! boys! boys! they have jumped animal species to camels from pondlife, to keep the prosposed new tea-towel head owner happy! That begs the question: Whats the difference between a poopey fan and a camel! Answer: Nothing, they both smell, spit,talk jibberish(chewbacca style) and take it up the ar$e! :smt078 Edited 22 June, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE
Saint_clark Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 I think once this thread has finished, it will be in Golden Posts.
Smirking_Saint Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 I have added to the page:D Anyway, ****ing bunch of mother ****ing fish ****ging slimy smelly pond life scum with no more ambition then to wake up in time for the pubs to open and the doll office to give hand outs to the cess pit inhabiting viscious own city destroying ****s of the highest order. Mother ****ing disgusting *****s. Other than that there alright.
Polaroid Saint Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Be careful lads, I once upset a P*mpey fan with a few choice words and he got all mouthy and violent. I was alone in Fratton and I starting bricking it when he threatened to get his dad, his brother, and his uncle to all find me and beat me up. Imagine my relief when they all turned out to be one person.
1976_Child Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Posted 22 June, 2009 I have added to the page:D Anyway, ****ing bunch of mother ****ing fish ****ging slimy smelly pond life scum with no more ambition then to wake up in time for the pubs to open and the doll office to give hand outs to the cess pit inhabiting viscious own city destroying ****s of the highest order. Mother ****ing disgusting *****s. Other than that there alright. Yeah! ****ing skate fishy fingered **** fancier **** ****s. Your 'glory days' (if you call playing football knee deep in poopey excrement 'glory days') are over. The blind a-rab wot has just bought you for 50p, tonnes of debt and a way overdue tax bill has never been to poopey ever. Probably just an alqaeda funded terrorist cell which want to get near to the RN bases so it can nuke them. He will know less about football than poopey town planners know about laying out a half-decent city infrastructure. ****ing dirty little ****e hole is poopey. "ooo! I have an idea! Let's build a **** of big tower in the shape of a sail and put lifts in which don't work to disguise the fact that the whole ****ing ****y tower serves no purpose other than allow someone to climb up and look out over the most inbred, camel-****ing, dole-grasping populace ever to disgrace God's good green Earth.
mack rill Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Ok girls and boys play times over back 2 skool,,,,,,,SFC + FL = -10 simples;)
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 Ok girls and boys play times over back 2 skool,,,,,,,SFC + FL = -10 simples;)Poopey fans= simple s
mynameisthehulk Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 My old man, said be a Pompey fan and I said **** off, ********, you're a ****.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 22 June, 2009 Posted 22 June, 2009 I went to the cinema the other day to watch Slumdog Millionaire. I was shocked at the poverty, deprivation, and crime going on, it was horrible. I then decided to stop hanging around the P*rtsmouth cinema and go in and watch the film.
1976_Child Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Posted 22 June, 2009 I went to the cinema the other day to watch Slumdog Millionaire. I was shocked at the poverty, deprivation, and crime going on, it was horrible. I then decided to stop hanging around the P*rtsmouth cinema and go in and watch the film. Frickin' quality post! That has made me laugh!
FMPR Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 yeah, but even with -1000 points we will always have a better stadium than your w@nk stained urine-soaked sh!te hole! But you dont actually own your stadium....
dronskisaint Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 Your sheik is a fake Your ground is a shed You're tainted by Redcrap (I wish he was dead) Your fans are all inbred They all smell of fish You're going down next season That's fact not a wish Gayderman's bankrupt Strange name for a bloke You're selling all your players But you'll still go broke I hate f***king Pompey Your fans are skate scum S****** very carefully Yours is about to come! Yep - I feel a little better! COYR
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 But you dont actually own your stadium....Maybe, but who'd want to own your $hithole/Urinal.
sidthesquid Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 Somehow, in some strange and almost spiritual way, the world just seems a better place for having read this thread. Thank you, guys.
FMPR Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 Maybe, but who'd want to own your $hithole/Urinal. When you havent got a house to live in any house will do
miserableoldgit Posted 23 June, 2009 Posted 23 June, 2009 They are all a bunch of piddle-twisted snot goblins. And breathe..........Ahhh.
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