Saint_Jonny Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "I cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!"
Right sider Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "i cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!" winner!!!!!
Bailey Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "I cant get down because im inextricably linked too the crossbar! What a p-p-p-p-pickle!" No-one else needs to make a comment. We already have a winner!
Saints67 Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 'Look I can do what I want! It's my Football League and if you don't like it I'll stick my middle finger down at you'
Red and White Russ Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 'I only swing when I'm winning, swing when I'm wiiinnniinnng!'
Made in Southampton Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "Hey everyone! Look at me i'm a C*NT" (sorry not feeling very inspired at the moment)
PaulSaint Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 I'm just hoping its practice for the real event - The Itchen Bridge?
Red and White Russ Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 Littlewoods this week revealed the results of their 'spot the c**t' competition.
Pilchards Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 Tight git, Someone shouts first one to the bar buys the drinks and this guy does this!
Evo Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "Ha ha very funny Matt, now get me down you c**t before I slap a 50 point deduction on your ass" or It was a sad reflection on Saints' inability to get anything done right that a miscommunication resulted in the wrong kind of hanging for Lord Mawhinney. or The fabled "Missing Link" between humans and neanderthals has been discovered swinging from an unguarded crossbar. "Oh bananas!" he said.
Pat from Poole Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 Such a shame that the review of MPs' expenses only goes back 4 years.
skintsaint Posted 19 June, 2009 Posted 19 June, 2009 "think you're close to takeover? Ill just raise the bar that bit higher"
scotty Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinney proves conclusively that he genuinely cant find his arse with both hands
Miltonaggro Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 Lord Mawhinney grimaces and suffers an anal prolapse as he waits for the masked member of the Illuminati who nailed his right hand to the crossbar to return with the nails for his left hand and both feet; ignorant of the fact it is actually Leon 'Hilti' Crouch in a balaclava...
bigchrisy Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 After the collapse of Southampton football club Lord Mawhinney went for a muck about in his new playground at st marys..............
Saint Billy Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinney proves once again that he is a prize chimp.
scotty Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 Mawhinny introduces new state of the art "over-the-line" technology
eelpie Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 "The crossbar at Southampton's end is to be set up there, and for all opposing teams facing Saints the crossbar is to be set down there. This has been unanimously agreed by all other clubs in the Football League."
eelpie Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 "The crossbar at Southampton's end is to be set up there, and the crossbar at all opposing teams end is to be set down there. This has been unanimously agreed by all other clubs in the Football League"
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 20 June, 2009 Posted 20 June, 2009 Sorry. It's actually an offence to hang off the crossbar. You've just been banned from football for life. P.S. There is no right of appeal. Oh yeah. And you can f**k off, too.
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