New Owner, New manager in a nutshell please?

[Noodles34]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

[70's Mike]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

Barry the Briefcase and Lord Lucan

[Master Bates]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

lmao!

[Glasgow_Saint]

Just read all threads and every post and you will be ITK

[Thedelldays]

Just read all threads and every post and you will be ITK

i am ITK by the way

[EBS1980]

Basically nobody knows and nobody knows.

 

HTH

[Glasgow_Saint]

i am ITK by the way

 

pants on fire

[Kaiser Soze]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

one of the funniest posts i've ever read on here, well said that man

[Channon's Sideburns]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

Friday...Potters Heron....

 

(I haven't laughed so much in ages...pure genius Noodles...)

[DS]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

Best post on here for ages! Infact with posting of that calibre, ITKers will be lining you up as favourite for new manager.

[Saint Luke]

The post reminds me of the sitcom - SOAP

Very amusing.

But if anyone can answer these questions truthfully it would be greatly appreciated.

[scott_saints]

New manager is scott saints.

 

I'm ITK.

[the scud]

Friday we will know all

[niceandfriendly]

Watch this video and all will be revealed

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFnIP2NT5Yc

[Micky]

Noodles - if it helps, I honestly think that you are going to struggle to get both the new owner and manager into a nutshell....!

[trousers]

Friday....just don't tell Nineteen Canteen....

[Nineteen Canteen]

Friday....just don't tell Nineteen Canteen....

 

The neighbour knows, although he is currently going up and down the M27 trying to find where his house actually is being driven by a deluded cab driver who keeps talking about his brother who knows but doesn't know. Its an effing dream - the type where you need to be somewhere for an urgent appointment but the most outlandish and unbelievable things conspire against you and then you wake up and relieved it's Saturday morning......

[Ken Tone]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

 

Seems a pretty good summary to me. Expect to see this re-hashed in tomorrow's Echo!

 

K.

[trousers]

The neighbour knows, although he is currently going up and down the M27 trying to find where his house actually is being driven by a deluded cab driver who keeps talking about his brother who knows but doesn't know. Its an effing dream - the type where you need to be somewhere for an urgent appointment but the most outlandish and unbelievable things conspire against you and then you wake up and relieved it's Saturday morning......

 

I think I know this one.....is it the luxury picnic hamper and folding table set?

 

[Miltonaggro]

The new owner is Phil Spector and the manager is Kevin Keegan with the Krankies as first and reserve team coaches.

 

Imagine the stress, but what glorious entertainment...

[SaintRichmond]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

 

Rod Stewart and Gordon Strachan .............

[SaintRichmond]

Sorry, I can't keep up with all these threads (so I've started another), when I last looked it was Andrew Llyold Webber and Gordon Strachan, now we have Kevin Keegan who was seen at Matty's house last night in Ringwood even though Matt still lives in Hedge End and Keegan still has a house in Romsey and some bloke called Jim Radcliffe who is some sort of sailor (which is frankly suspicious anyway) is now the new owner edging out Rod Stewart (who is furious) whilst Branson, who wanted Alan Shearer hasn't had a look in recently. Wotte still thinks its going to be him and Rupert Lowe has been dangerously quiet, Lawrie is still involved somewhere in all of this while Leon just wants his money back and who's this Tony bloke?

 

So, please update me, who is the new owner and who will be the new boss?

 

Thanks

 

 

 

 

Out of all that has gone on since Admin, THAT is the ONE thing that scares me the most ....... LOWE

 

A few on here have stated that he has gone, is no more, bereft of duties, left the mortal coil of Chairman, etc, etc .......

 

BUT HE WENT ONCE BEFORE DID HE NOT ????

 

The Devil's Alliance, Lowe & Wilde, have been FAR FAR too quiet

 

..... " It ain't over til the fat lady sings " ......... Innit ??????:cool:

[The Godfather]

I reckon it will be branfoot & Risdale.

[Dan Johnson]

I heard....

 

New Owner

 

New Manager

 

First Signing

 

[Polaroid Saint]

Rod Stewart and Gordon Strachan .............

 

I have had just had good word that this is true. FACT!

 

Although it sounds ridiculous I understand everything is in place to make it happen!

 

 

 

WGS has the money all in place from some sound investments in both the north and south and Hot Rod is really looking foward to hanging up the leopardskin latax for a couple of years as he embarks on his first foray into professional football coaching.

[OldNick]

It is a property man and Ray Parlour. Sadly Ray Parlour is buying the club with any proceds his wife left him after their divorce and the property man is going to be the manager, he is a liverpool fan and his first job is going to enlarge the directors box so it is more comfortable to sit in while he conducts the games eating prawn sandwches and giving us our club back

[Smirking_Saint]

I heard....

 

New Owner

 

New Manager

 

First Signing

 

 

[Teddy Nutkins]

[sotonianproud]

The new owner is Phil Spector and the manager is Kevin Keegan with the Krankies as first and reserve team coaches.

 

Imagine the stress, but what glorious entertainment...

 

Does this mean we can bring the old statue back as well???

[Pancake]

You ask, you get:

 

[trousers]

You ask, you get:

 

 

Chris de Burgh, a kumquat and a badger.

 

Please.

[Burger]

You're in my heart, you're in my soul

You'll be my breath should I grow old

You are my lover, you're my best friend

You're Southampton

[Master Bates]

It's all peeing me off

[Nineteen Canteen]

Any truth in the rumour Mike Osman will be in charge of providing exittainment?

[NickG]

Any truth in the rumour Mike Osman will be in charge of providing exittainment?

 

bring back Lowe - all is forgiven!

 

well not quite.

[Miltonaggro]

Yes Sotonianproud, the Golden Bates (as it is known in artistic and scrap metal circles) will be the new face of SFC public relations and host the breakfast show on the revamped radio station. At present the Golden Bates is residing in Leon Crouch's luxury beach hut at Calshot...