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I've been on French, German, Czech and Slovak TV. Also local papers loads. Several people have asked me to sign things, truth. I thought they were stupid, but still. I'm also boning the sister of a member of Foals. How very A-list.

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Been on the national lottery programme in the early days.

Been on the front of numerous daily national papers the day after the Mandela gig(the one after he was released and he gave a speech)i was right down the front and my face was plastered across the papers.

Im on a picture disc of Skid Row.

Had a beer with slash at London zoo,which again made the papers,the bizzare section of the Sun.

I won't bore you with more.

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I had my pic in the Echo once (featuring me and my dance group).

 

I've performed with some well-known names (dancing, that is :D).

 

I out-classed Angie Best in the Fitness classes stakes, when she tried to muscle in on my customers. She lost LOL.

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Have been interviewed on Match of the Day once and used to do local radio in Coventry as well as stage presenting at the Cov Uni Student Union.

 

That's my lot.

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I was on an anti war march and was featured on the BBC six oclock news and had the BBC film me at my house.

Ive had my picture in the Echo lots of times and have been on the radio and i was on the first Tv "Children in Need".

I am available for parties and the opening of supermarkets.

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Ive been in the paper loads actually. My fame is from impersonating celebs, normally no-mark has-been musical groups. What i do is approach members of the public who look funny whilst in disguise and get them to pose with me for a photo!

 

Suckers!

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I out-classed Angie Best in the Fitness classes stakes, when she tried to muscle in on my customers. She lost LOL.

 

Ah, "customers", is that what they call punters these days?

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Done keepy up headers with Kevin Keegan, been awarded a trophy from Sir Geoff Hurst, been in the Echo loads, been on Sky Sports.

 

I do believe I'm more famous than Jan Poortvliet.

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Had a kick about with Jo Tessem, sat in the directors box with the Ex-Wolves chairman and chatted with Dave Jones. Used to be very good mates with Tom Gray (stuarts son) but sadly lost contact.

 

Been on the news (walked past as they were filming lol) been on Deal or no deal.

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Done keepy up headers with Kevin Keegan, been awarded a trophy from Sir Geoff Hurst, been in the Echo loads, been on Sky Sports.

 

I do believe I'm more famous than Jan Poortvliet.

 

To be fair, Poortvliet played in a World Cup final and he has won the UEFA Cup.

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Had a kick about with Jo Tessem, sat in the directors box with the Ex-Wolves chairman and chatted with Dave Jones. Used to be very good mates with Tom Gray (stuarts son) but sadly lost contact.

 

Been on the news (walked past as they were filming lol) been on Deal or no deal.

 

How did that come about?

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There was a picture of me in the Daily Echo after Saints' first ever game at SMS, against, Espanyol, when I was 10. I had a red and white hat and some bloke asked me to stand in front of the stadium with 2 thumbs up, appeared in Echo the next day next to a picture of Dean Richards aha :)

 

Also been on South Today, and Jeff Stelling has watched me play football.

 

Hurrah!

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I had a chat with one of Girls Aloud about pie. She wasn't wearing very much. Then it got a bit embarrassing because I don't know any of their names.

 

I accidentally went on stage with U2, I don't think they noticed.

 

Then I tripped up that idiot Brandon Flowers and he got a bit moody.

 

It was a fun day, even if it didn't make me famous.

 

But if you ever find yourself listening to a Brit Awards show and thinking "that crowd noise sounds amazing" - that's down to me ;)

 

By the way, the 'music industry' is w@nk and not worth the hassle.

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I am famous enough for Goldie Lookin Chain to approach me and my mates and ask to have a photo of him with standing with US.

 

I f*cking roxer.

 

This makes no sense on a number of different levels.

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I was on Sky Ones dream team.

 

I have also been in the echo for various chav/vandalism related things as a kid.

 

Had a beer with TV presenter Dave Berry.

 

Been in the crowd for TRL & CD:UK.

 

Beat Jermain Defoe at pool.

 

Been on Soccer AM.

 

Sat round same table as Judge Jules and the Dirty Sanchez lot in Eden, Ibiza.

 

I met DSM.

 

 

Last bit sounds a bit sad, I'd edit it out.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Last bit sounds a bit sad, I'd edit it out.

 

I agree.

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Interviewed Margaret Thatcher when I was at Primary school.

Played for England under 13's

Supported Manic Street Preachers at Brixton Academy a few years ago.

 

All of the above is bull****, I have never been in the slightest bit famous, despite usually being asked for my autograph after gigs.

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Last bit sounds a bit sad, I'd edit it out.

 

Having followed the audit trail for this, I realise that I inadvertently 'disrepected' DSM. The humorous disrepect I meant was at S13 SFC who said he was at the same table as some other people. Hope that clears everything up. Was it a big table? I am related to Steve Coogan.

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I once met Baj. More than once. Surely that's a winner?

 

Piffle ..... I have often been out drinking with DubaiPhil who is ITK'd up to the eyeballs and of course more importantly The victorious manager of The Saints Web Forum Challenge Cup ;)

 

Other than that I had my picture in The Echo a few days before The 76 Cup Final when they were asking people for their predictions on how we'd do against Man Yoo. I was quite squiffied on Gales HSB but said our experience would be the deciding factor and we'd win 1-0. Now why didn't i follow thru with that thought and go into Ladbrokes :(. The pic was a bonus as with a combination of Afghan coat and masses of hair you couldn't see my face :D

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How did that come about?

 

Went to college at barton peveril and me and tom and a few others always used to go to flemming park when we weren't doing much and have a kick about downstairs, (in the indoor carpet footie pitches) he used to be down there a lot, always used to chat with him but on a few occasions we had a kick around with him, nothing serious just shooting and stuff. He was a top bloke.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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I've been on t'tellybox and also on radio.

 

I was (and probably still am) Inter-Varsity Yard of Ale champion, won a holiday for two to the beer capitals of Europe and was featured in a magazine for my efforts. 3.5 pint yard in 3.4 seconds.

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I was on You Say We Pay on This Morning on ITV it was presented by Collean Nolan and John Leslie before he was outed as a sex pest.

Also shook hands and spoke to Prince Charles,but those are as close to celebrity as i have ever come.

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I was on You Say We Pay on This Morning on ITV it was presented by Collean Nolan and John Leslie before he was outed as a sex pest.

Also shook hands and spoke to Prince Charles,but those are as close to celebrity as i have ever come.

 

How much did you win?

 

Oh and I want to be as famous as Aids Victim.

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I once appeared on Meridian News (or it might have even still been TVS then!) day before the end of the football season being asked by Andy Steggal what I thought of Saints' chances of staying up (we got a 3-3 at West Ham and stayed up if I remember rightly - about 1994???)

 

And I met and had my photo taken with Johnny Herbert.

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I was in a full page advert for Wrigleys chewing gum in The Sun.

 

That officially makes me a male model as well a massively famous.

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Was on the middle pages of The Mirror sports section in 2003

Was told on Saturday, I feature often in 'Scare are they now' in the pink

Was told by Nadia from Big Brother I was the most abusive person it had met, which I find very hard to believe.

Been in the Echo numerous times, not all good

I still believe I am a legend in my own front room

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Made it onto OS with my placard Burnley game and on some bbc site. Managed the forum team that was cheated by Phils tactics. I also met and managed Baj (Drogbaj as he now calls himself)

Am Famously known as a c### on here.

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How much did you win?

 

Oh and I want to be as famous as Aids Victim.

 

Won 7k could of been more but the other numpty on it was slow giving his answers.

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Oh I forgot!

 

I was once invited to the tellybox studios in London whilst General Manager of Harry Ramsden's in Guiseley for a TV makeover.

 

I politely declined, pointing out that the 30 minute show was unlikely to make many inroads :D

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I was told i was in all the Nationals holding up a "no hoddle" placard at Highbury. Went out and bought a selection of papers only to find out i was having my leg pulled.:rolleyes:

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The day after 7/11 I was interviewed live on CNN coming out of a tube station, giving it the old 'they will not beat the British spirit bull****'. Feel embarrased about that now.

 

Also, again CNN, outside of FA HQ, on the day Schteve McClaren was appointed saying it was going to be a disaster for English football.

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