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Fuck me who signed that off Stevie Wonder 🤣🤣🤣 Can knock together a better shirt 2 seconds using A.I

Okay Turkish Striker wise who would you like us to get ?

I'm warming to the idea of Jebbison it's a bonus he has played alongside Dobbin so element of familiarity could bed him in quicker.

Jebbison noooo we can do better, Considering the disappointing finish to the previous season. We need a player to get the fans moist. Žan Vipotnik - Marquee Signing Also worth keeping a eye on the following: Type of profile Spors would get moist about: Daniel Karlsbakk Luca Kjerrumgaard I reckon we are going to go out and put some big money down and go for Žan Vipotnik, Salech or Ewan Ferguson. As a way of apologise for the shit show last season this would instantly get all of us moist Haha

Shea off? 30 million lovely jubbly Get Jens Hjertø-Dahl signed

Bristol City doing some good business 👍 I liked the look of Tolaj Regarding Ballard I'd also like to see him back at Saints and 5 million I reckon will be peanuts for him.

Okay now Stewart is off to the Swans. Time to get a striker, one of these and we will get promoted 😅 Phil Harres, Dom Ballard - Some will say nah he won't step up, I reckon he could do a job and offers something different. Léandro Rousseau, - Not a target man, more mobile penalty box type striker, 23 years old, 17 goals last season. The obvious Salech.. 🤣 Pape Moussa Fall - 6.8 height 🤣 plays for Metz. Rob Street - Lincoln ( younger similar to Stewart ) Ewan Ferguson ( on loan long shot)

Guys can you provide me with a reliable DH Gate link for the kits. What's the quality like do they look alright in person? Also sizing wise I'm usually a medium should I go for large ? Thank you lads

Fuck him..... Move on from Stewart he is made of glass. Get the next one in.

Big Salech incoming bois it's happening!

Said that last week sell Archer, Diaz, Downs Bring in Ross Stewart or another target man type player. ( Salech time baby! ) Still think we need a right winger / competition for Fellows. Wouldn't be against getting Dibbs or Ward-Prowse on loan

Have we signed Salech yet ?

Okay boys my Neurodivergent ass back with Ross Stewart replacements. All the stats are below, these lads are strong all over 6 foot. Can you guess who is number 1?.... 1. Salech 🤣 age 24: Cardiff, 1.95m height, 14 goals last season. 2. Harry Leonard age 22: Peterborough 1.84m height, 16 goals, has championship experience with Blackburn. 3. Jovo Lukic, age 27, Universitatea Cluj, 1.90m height, 18 goals 4. Tomáš Bobček, age 24, Lechia Gdańsk, 1.87m 20 goals. 5. Phillip Hoffman could be a good short term option 33 years old, 1.94m and 12 goals last season for Bochum. 6. Phil Harres - Harres is the outstanding match: 24, 6ft 4in, mobile enough to press and still at Kiel. His market value is approximately €2.5m, although Kiel have no release clause. 10 goals. Okay so the one we should sign is: Southampton should sign Phil Harres. He offers the best balance of performance, affordability, physical suitability and future value across the entire shortlist. 24 years old and 1.93m: ready to contribute now but still young enough to improve and retain resale value. 10 goals and three assists in 2,205 minutes for Holstein Kiel last season. Six of those goals arrived during his final nine league appearances, suggesting genuine progression rather than decline. Current statistics⁠� Championship-suited profile: strong focal point, but more mobile and capable of pressing than a traditional static target man. Affordable: valued around €2.5m. Kiel have no release clause, so I would offer approximately £3m plus attainable add-ons, with £5m as the maximum. Current valuation and contract situation⁠� Available: he remains a Kiel player; St Gallen and Udinese have reportedly monitored him, but no official approach has been made. Current transfer position⁠� He also makes sense alongside Cyle Larin. Southampton have permanently signed the 31-year-old after eight Championship goals, while Ross Stewart—11 goals last season—has departed. Harres provides the younger, energetic long-term No.9 the squad now lacks. Spors son over to you 🤣

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Shift Archer, Diaz and possibly Downs. Larin, Salech and Ballard in