ErwinK1961

That would be a giggle.

Micah Richards.

Graeme Bailey ‏@GraemeBailey 45s45 seconds ago Sunderland are trying for Jay Rodriguez with Southampton happy for him to go on loan but hearing at least five clubs keen.

Is Carl Jenkinson still at Arsenal?

Fully expect us to get comfortably beaten. Would like to have seen Bertrand get a run out.

How many players have Watford got?!

Oh the irony.

Would like to have seen a bit more from him before giving him a new deal, though I guess the flip side is that if he has a great season and we haven't tied him down, we become a bit vulnerable.

Has he had the longest professional career with the fewest games played?! Since 1997, he has amassed a total of 75 appearances...

I used to quite like Laura Trott... not anymore.

Looks like a GK to me.

What a thread that was! Unbelievable drama.

"said to have snubbed a move to Man Utd in the process" translation; 'Saints wouldn't let me leave so I took the increased wages' or 'Man Utd were never actually interested anyway'

Thought the same when I saw the training pics - looks like he's carrying a bit at the moment!

This wouldn't surprise me at all...

Not sure he can be labelled a crock. Mentalist on the other hand...!

We've got moneeeey, loads of moneeeeey I just don't think you understaaaand Our balance sheet is great We won't finish top 8 We've got loads of moneeeey

I'd imagine it'll be some young player, probably for the development squad if LG has the info over Guan / AR-10

Or we're planning on sticking Bertrand CB if Fonte leaves.... (just being negative for the sake of it)

Him and Remy? Can't see it.

This, sadly. Genuinely wouldn't surprise me if it was Glasgow.

Ruling out signing because of a run-up...

On the BBC website - 'Jones still in Mourinho's plans' Phil Jones has been told he still has a future at Manchester United. Jones has not even made the bench in Jose Mourinho’s first two Premier League games as United boss. Stoke assistant manager Mark Bowen has said the Potters are interested in signing the defender, who has 20 England caps. But the defender has been assured by Mourinho he is part of his Old Trafford plans and Jones has no wish to leave. The 24-year-old, who joined United from Blackburn for £17m in 2011, signed a new contract last year that runs to 2019, with the option of a further season. If that's the case, surely they don't need Fonte.... Blind, Bailly, Smalling, Jones.

Why?

Anything Michael Owen or Glenn Hoddle says.