Secret Site Agent

I think he had to shoot off and deliver some Milk Tray.

All that time watong by the keeper we've now got 13 mins of stoppage time. Enough time for us ro score another 5 I think.

Wow, someone has a bee in their bonnet about Northerners. Don't hold back now Wade, tell it like it is.

I cant help saying, 'Oh no, not Dwayne Dibley!'

Argue? If it wasn't the fact that it would embarrass us both, I could kiss you for that statement. Mind you, i'm not into those up,down, left, right, backdoor shenanigans anymore. I've changed. Im enjoying Adam and Joe for the first time this season. Ever since Adam gave us the full autopsie on his sausage roll.

Because I used to work for the MOD in the Department for the Maintenance of the National Infrastructure. I worked on sites And I was a Site Agent many years ago.

You know what I mean

Knowing our luck we would put out a second string team, with the hope of not progressing and injuring anyone..............and win 3-1 with everyone healthy.

It'll be a nice distraction and if we g through, a chancwe to see how we fair against Liverpool second string. Until the go 2-0 down at half time. Lets just take this one game at a time, Mr SSA.

That's a good tactic you know. How many could we score if Che or AA just hung back behind the goalie for a goal kick. It could work.

Oh, yes, I forgot about Ryan Reynold United, (not forgetting Thingy Whatshisname the famous other American owner who no one knows on this side of the pond).

At least some of the Premier Teams will put each other out. And allow the BBC and ITV to show only Premier Teams again and fuck the lower leagues

Away at Watford it is. Would have preferred lower league team but there you go. It's a winnable one, so we'll probably lose it 1-0 now I've jinxed it. Want and Eastleigh v Man Utd where Manure come with their arrogant kids Under 18s and go 2-0 Down in the first Half.

Just reading this. You called it. Keep doing this please.

Just reading this. You called it. Keep doing this please.

An old boss of mine told me that his favourite saying was, 'Is there a sweetie in it for me.' Sweetie as in sweetner. Alledgedly.

Bloody told you. I knew the firt 10 we would be on the back foot

Well, we took our sweet time about it. Good goal from A Armstrong, with suport by S Armstrong, (no relation ) It seemed like tehy parked the bus and were looking to hit us on the break via hoof ball. They will have to be a bit more lively second half, which should open things up fo us nicely. But need to defend the first ten as we always lose a goal around now. And we have to wait 47 minutes for Ryan Frasers goal now. COYS

He was Glasgow Saint before he got banned, i think.

And there is me thinking Guns dont kill people, wabbits do!

A win and a clean sheet we did that nasty and were lucky. I'll take that. Rotherham next, im going to see that wth my Nipper for another win.........yep, another win

So, In the Battle of the Beards Russel Martin 3 - Daniel Farque 1 So Southampton beat Leeds and the Ref 3-1

Ref Ref, Georginio's gone down, shouldn't that be a yellow and a free kick?

I rekon about 6 mins of injury time REF WILL HAVE 45

Ref has two yellows, one for Saints, one for Leeds. The Leeds one is still in the dressing room.