Mr Biscuits

Not signed yet then

This is now hilarious. I think the best part being someone saying Toby was at Spurs for a medical and then his dad stating that no deals have been done yet, just talks. If Toby signs for us,all the Spurs fans on Twitter are going to explode. Toys will be thrown into the corner, feet will be stamped.

Jesus h Christ on a crutch the bed wetting is epic on Twitter. Which part of 'Southampton FC don't talk about transfer business' do people not understand? Other clubs can say what they like in the media, Saints just get on with it and won't talk no matter how many times they are asked. Don't believe ANYTHING until the player is at someone's ground holding up their shirt. Why waste your energy on it?

Twiggy, you do have a choice - nobody is forcing you to stay at that job

Why bother twisting yourselves up in knots over it? As fans, there is the square root of bugger all we can do about it, just go enjoy the summer and trust the club to get players in who want to play for the club and are going to do a job for us. We had Toby on loan for a season, he was very good for the club and clearly enjoyed his time with us. I'll be very happy if he's pulling on a Saints shirt next season an if it turn out he's playing for another team then I hope we absolutely stuff whoever it is (just I like I want Saints to stuff every team they play)

Rogers is an utter cockwomble. His arrogance really grates on me. In fact I hate him more than I hate dirty 'arry. And I wouldn't cross the street to **** on that twitchy rubber faced git

Why is this a sticky? It's done

No sorry I think you're getting them confused with the GREATEST TEAM THAT EVER WAS IN, LIKE, FOREVER AND EVERYTHING down the road because you are clearly forgetting that they are the ones with all the history, not us. Apparently

They say stuff like that because they have nothing else to say and it plays to the fans and media.

Krueger said we'd only sell if it was for the right price Koeman said we haven't received a serious offer for Morgan yet. Tbh that's all we need to know.

So he's on holiday, he didn't write the article and he didn't come up with the headline. Why is his name on it then? If the whole thing has nothing to do with Alex Crook, why is a story being put out in his name?

Can we avoid the term 'meltdown?' All it does is give the press an excuse to fixate on what happened last summer. Nobody has left that we didn't know was going.

Nothing like a good bit of positivity........ Wait......

Oh I say, well played sir! Well played!

Hope he's made the right choice. Clearly doing it for the wages - history is irrelevant, there's no difference between us and them going into next season. Tbh I didn't really care much all through this, I don't care now it's done. He had a choice to be a part of the Saints journey and he's chosen a different path.

Whatever it was, it was great entertainment to see the skates foaming at the mouth and throwing their toys out of the cot

Nah, you won't be able to see them for all the bestest fans that fill the Kipper Shed every game, every season with not a seat left. Definitely no seats left. None at all.

Just thought I'd emphasise the part where they are going wrong. Again. They really do need to get away from this 'we're a big club and we should be playing in the Premier League' attitude. They are a club, with some supporters. Just like any other club in the land. They will continue this mental up again down again boom bust delusional journey until they get back in touch with reality and understand that they aren't going anywhere until they sort out their infrastructure. I was saying this two admins ago and I was saying it when they were in the PL. it's almost like I care what happens to them, which I don't really -in fact I couldn't give. A monkeys. I guess I just find their disconnect with reality to be fascinating

Tbh after 26 pages of 'will he won't he' I just want it done. Whichever way. Unless it's about wages, his best option is Saints where he will get guaranteed first team football. If he wants the wages he's welcome to go and watch his arse turn square polishing the bench somewhere else

Hey guys, I just realised that signing these players now means it will cost us an extra couple of months salary. Has anyone else noticed this?

As I run screaming from the room? Thank you. Now every time I watch porn I am going to see her in my head. What has been seen cannot be unseen

I gave up all hope with England a very long time ago. In fact the only hope i now have is that they fail to qualify so that the FA actually DO something about the state of the national side. Including getting rid of that embarrassingly cringeworthy 'band' who keep getting allowed in

I gave up all hope with England a very long time ago. In fact the only hope i now have is that they fail to qualify so that the FA actually DO something about the state of the national side. Including getting rid of that embarrassingly cringeworthy 'band' who keep getting allowed in

But.....but...... The owners ARE the fans........ Aren't they?

I for one continue to welcome our Canadian Ice Hockey Overlord I would paste a link but I'm on an iPad and I fail at technology. Anyway, this has made me smile this morning. I think he is great for the club.