Mr Biscuits

I think I've worked out how they keep claiming a sell out on season tickets and a waiting list. They only actually sell one family ticket. Because they are all so inbred, it covers everyone.

Well that's quite clearly wrong.

I absolutely cannot wait for j-rod to be back on the pitch

Anyone know why j-rod didn't play?

HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO HAVE A REASONED DEBATE ON HERE I HATE YOU

Clearly because Ben Haim went from Hero to Villain on their swingometer. He didn't stay TO THE DEATH as the bestest expected him to

As long as I didn't touch a nerve.......

They can certainly make portakabins look nice these days

Rather hilariously, as I was browsing Plenty of Fish last night I saw a profile for a mother of two living in Twickenham which stated that she was a skate fan. The very next sentence was 'so I don't really watch decent football' Made me giggle.

http://sinceliverpoollastwonatrophy.co.uk

No, Putin is just bat**** mental.

Bournemouth fans are so cute. It's like having your foot attacked by a puppy

I'm still willing to bet there's a fair few skates shuffling around down there foaming at the mouth. Well..... Foaming at the mouth more than usual

No I'm quite sure it was a massive opportunity for the bestest to invest in a once in a lifetime never to be missed opportunity to own a piece of the most amazing bestest history there ever was and it is only a matter of time before they shall reap the dividends of this clearly very sensible investment. In other news, a bloke has been seen on the Kings Road selling Tower Bridge, the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. And I stand corrected about ground capacity I might have been thinking about attendance or something. Not that it really matters tbh - history is history

Lol since when have they had a bigger stadium? In my lifetime (40 and counting) their stadium has NEVER been bigger than ours! Even going back to when you were allowed to stand! Particularly enjoyed the realist comment about getting out of League Two - must be in the minority. Also.... I'm pretty sure the £1000 wasn't a loan to the club and definitely wasn't an investment of any kind! Unless I'm wrong and they've been paying dividends on the shares... .. I'm quite sure someone with a sound financial mind (I.e. No one that supports Kipper Shed Utd) will pop along and explain it all

I used Chanrai because he appears to be the last rich person involved with the Skates who hasn't been arrested (yet) Also this 'waiting list' for season tickets - is that accurate? I'm not entirely sure they sold all their season tickets last season Mind you- this is an easy number to Portsmythify since they control all of that information so creating a waiting list would be very simple (e.g. Just make it up as you go along)

So when I had BT Sport and put every Friday night game on the TV (usually doing something else, just had the TV on as background noise) someone was taking my viewing as gospel about which team I support?

My family is from Eastleigh. I think if you asked any one of them if they were middle class there's a fair chance they would hit you with whatever came to hand first. (Bottle, glass, packet of fags, dog, small child etc) However it amused me how the OP on that POL thread asked for people to put aside their loyalties before replying. Are they really that thick over there? (Rhetorical question, judging by the responses they clearly are) I reckon the current delusion is that they are trying to put themselves in our place when we were in League One. Of the MASSIVE GREAT BIG DIFFERENCE was that we had that curious little thing called 'infrastructure' already in place -the stadium, the academy, the fanbase. We were a good investment waiting to happen- even down in League One and the Championship we were making good player sales which showed the world how good our academy was. There is no investment potential in a stadium that is falling down (and would require complete redevelopment from the ground up), a club with no training facilities, no squad of worth, no youth development, half the fanbase of most PL clubs (let alone ours) and given the experience of the last billionaire who was involved with them (Chanrai) why would any person with the amount of money needed to make a PL club these days want to go anywhere near them? There are plenty of other clubs out there with much much greater potential with fans who are less insane In fact why are they even trying to compare themselves to us (again)? I thought they were far far better than us and therefore didn't need to do this...... I can't even begin to comprehend why they are obsessed about how much we owe (utterly irrelevant given the money we have coming in). I can't wait for the day that it finally sinks into their thick skulls that their glory days were before England last won a World Cup. There is no comparison with a modern Premier League club competing in Europe with twice the fanbase and a very bright future ahead

Before I went self employed this year I had the pleasure of working at a company with 8 (yes bloody eight) plastic scousers. One of whom was named after our Sammy. I had a lot of fun the day Sammy Lee took the job at Southampton.

YOU WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT

C Thank you for coming into this message board to point this out. Your contribution is valued......

Has he gone yet or is he still being forced to train with the U21's?

Liverpool fans are far worse. Especially the plastics (the plastic fan who lost it and sobbed on Talksport about how much he loved Liverpool for example) Your average Liverpool fans sense of self entitlement and how unfair everything is when they aren't winning is far and away worse than pretty much everyone else - including the skates. Not helped by the media pandering to them every season. (The w*nking going on over Gerrard this season is a good example)

I for one welcome this summers new meltdown and shall thoroughly enjoy it. @ the OP - why are you so angry?

Welp that's that then.