Mr Biscuits

Defence needs a lot more work to meld. When is Bertrand back?

No sorry you misunderstand - skateville don't have massive games. it's a cup final for EVERY team they play

Either will be fine for me. EL for the bonuses in the next season, FA cup because... .well it's the FA cup. both would be awesome (and hilarious)

I guess I just can't quite believe that anyone could be *that* delusional and so desperate to prove that their club is somehow better

Also quite amused by the 'feeder' club accusation. If the price is right and it's right for the club, anyone is for sale. And that's true for ANY team in the pyramid. However if by feeder club the skate was referring to us selling some top top talent at the right price which is then immediately reinvested in the squad then I'm actually quite happy to be referred as such. ESPECIALLY if we get another situation where a player gets big headed, engineers the move and goes on to struggle while we walk away pocketing 20million and picking up a better replacement for a fifth of the cost. Yep- definitely a feeder club.

Basically...... You can prove anything with statistics (not necessarily the truth though)

Nice to see the delusion is alive and kicking Also very amused on the ways in which they are trying to come up with new FACTS to prove they are better than us (the one about us being relegated had me chuckling) The entire argument is done. They used to be good, they aren't any more, they had a brief flash in the pan by overspending and will continue paying the price for that stupidity for quite some time to come. By contrast, Saints grew and grew, spent nearly 30 years in the top flight, lost it due to poor financial management (but nowhere near to the extent of that lot) and are now back in the top flight with an owner determined not to overextend the club ever again. Europa will probably have an effect on our league position this year but there are many more teams who will still not perform as well as us so we're not going down. The money coming in next year just cements our position yet further. The squad will continue to improve, the academy isn't going to do anything other than keep churning out the talent. The argument is done. We are simply better

'Assistant to'. So not actually the manager then. Us meeting them in the third round would be hilarious. I'm sure the mythmaking factory down there would go into overdrive.

Has Brendan Rogers put in a bid with Saints for him yet?

I love how they present a plan and trumpet how workable it is and then we look at it and, without having to resort to any portsmythmatics, work out in 30seconds how unrealistic it is. Especially enjoy the 3500 seated.... 3500 standing, where's the benefit......

It's interesting how Corp Ho terms everything on here as 'fact'. Maybe it's just me but what I see is us quoting what the skates are saying or doing (with regular gems from Allen) and then largely taking the mickey out of their delusion and utter disconnect from reality. As for those stadium plans........ Perhaps they should worry about getting out of league two first and then ACTUALLY selling out the kipper shed (rather than claiming that they do at the moment with the aid of portsmythmatics

So wish I could find that YouTube video of Tubbs & Edward right now 'I fought in a war!'

Defence needs ALOT of work - we seemed far more open than last season (which I expected but hoped wouldn't be so bad) J Rod clearly needs more game time to get back up to speed Mane should have scored, created enough chances for himself, a pity he didn't. Given how Newcastle were all over us for most of the match, the different fitness levels showed through in the end. I'm happy to take a point from this match, it gets us started on the road to safety (which is always my first priority every season) Not a great performance overall, but we didn't lose so that will do for now

He an embarrassment. If I were a skate I would be demanding his resignation

That'll do. Didn't exactly set the pitch on fire but then we didn't need to tonight, especially after Pellés goal. Needs some work to get that back line working together properly but then Caulker is new so I expected him to be a bit out of shape tonight. Now pray for the right draw in the next round

What time is kick off

Seriously considering writing a letter of complaint. Absolutely out of order for someone in his position to make such a poor taste comment

Poor attempt at humour? I call that absolutely bang out of order. Did the CEO of a football club seriously say that?

If his dad had high hopes for Ox2 he wouldn't have put him with Skatevilles virtually non-existent academy unless he had suddenly turned stupid

Actually there's a point - I wonder if you can buy the same type of share for the virtual ground

It is a very good tribute. However it will inevitably be twisted by the bestest in their never ending quest to prove they are better than us

Dull made up for Twitter click bait story

Who's the din low in the purple? Seemed to spend more of his time looking at the finesses fans than the match

Can we safely assume there will be a gathering of 250 bajillion of the bestest on Southsea to ceremonially burn any shirts with his name on them?

Are you stupid? (Note- you don't need to say anything because the answer is obvious)