Mr Biscuits

I didn't think Southwark same back into play until after a London Bridge power play? Or am I thinking of the 1947 East Cheam rules which abandoned after the Great Schism of 1963? Anyway, Canada Water

A point away to a Tony Pulis team is good enough

Well if you insist. I'll spring the offside trap and venture upon Wembley Central

The problem with sh!t teams is that they have a horrible tendency to cause their opponents to play in a similar manner. Given the situation I don't think that's a problem for us.....

Tower Hill......

Just give it time. Just waiting for their next loss when they will declare the game was too big for the ref

Double reverse play: Mile End

And I'll see your Canning Town and raise you Stratford

You Sir are a cad and a bounder. I shall expect to see your resignation before the committee before Monday Tiffin.

possible infraction

Helsinki Gambit : Queens Park.

No they left it in the Nineties.

Clearly. Of course it would spark a constitutional crisis but it would be resolved in the end. After all, the House of Commons is there to make law.

Oh please. Finsbury Park Plus you landed on one of my hotels

I don't think three pages constitutes an obsession tbh. If you would care to take a peek at the 'Pompey takeover saga' thread.... THATS an obsession. (And yes I know I post on there regularly) I think the fallout from Levy's dealings in recent years is interesting, but nothing more than that. Toby signing for them was a shock but not a massive one and I quickly moved on. Although I think it is sh!tbaggery of the highest order for him to say what he said about how signing for the NLY was something g he had to do because his club had already struck the deal. (Total b0llocks in my opinion, there's plenty of players who have refused deals that seemed done) Thus thread will die naturally

Damn you!

Bond Street. Clearly.

Quite enjoying the arguments in here. Of course no one seems to get the point that had ANY of the Prime Ministers who have been in power since Liz got promoted could have removed her as head of state at any point. But they didn't. I wonder why.

Sloane Square. How do you like them apples? (Posted afterPancake, however I think you'll find I got away with it. Just.)

Dear god......

Moorgate

T That's like saying he gets a medal for turning up. The only reason Rooney has been in the side for so long is because we haven't had an England manager with the balls to pick players outside the top 6. A manager with the balls to stand up to the press who f*cking love Rooney for whatever reason (probably because he plays for Utd). Rooney,factually, has the record through a combination of circumstances and not because of any particular flair or skill he has shown on the pitch. In fact I think it is safe to say that the flair and talent he has shown for Utd has been distinctly lacking when it comes to playing for England. It was inevitable he would get the record since he kept on getting selected regardless of how well he is playing at club level. It reminds me of the Royal Navy from the Napoleonic Era - once you were promoted to Captain all you had to do was, essentially, not die and one day you would be handed a promotion to Admiral. In fact the set up, selection policy and attitude of the FA stinks to high heaven and Rooney is the perfect example of this.

Ah no, you are wrong there I am afraid. Don't you realise that the rules don't apply to the bestes club and fans in the world? That's why they never paid their debts. Can't possibly be racist because when you are the bestest fans ever it just contest apply.

I won't be joining the social media ****athon over him. All I've ever seen him do is waddle around the pitch, spitting and swearing with his hands on his head or on his hips crying to the ref because he got binned by a defender yet again. As others have said - never scored a goal when it mattered. His goal celebration the other night said it all - scores against what is essentially a pub side at international level and celebrates like he just won the World Cup. I wonder if people would be talking about him like this if there had been an England manager with the balls to actually pick players who will go out and perform in an England shirt.

Are you trying to tell me that the bestest do not like the bestest of the bestest?