Mr Biscuits

The whole section on 'how do we get young fans to support the club' can be summed up in one sentence: Ban TCWTB and all the morons who think it's still the '70's. I actually have a bit of sympathy for them on this because the most vocal group they have at the moment are a bunch of knuckle dragging Neanderthals who couldn't give a sh*t about any other skate fans and threaten violence against anyone who does not comply with their rabid mouth frothing agenda. The ideas on the stadium are laughable though.

Not at all a dig at anyone there

Diego Costa needs therapy not a ban from football - there is something seriously wrong with his head. And if they don't rescind that red card, it'll just prove the big club bias

'Right then lads, we've got Dirty 'Arry in to teach you something special. Over to you 'Arry' *twitch* 'Right lads, triffic *twitch* ball, net, net, ball *twitch* you're all gonna be *twitch* top, top players *twitch*' (Drops ball to ground, tries to kick it and gammy knee gives way) *twitch* triffic *twitch* obviously don't do that on match day unless I've been given an envelope *twitch* addressed to poor dear old *twitch* Rosy full of used orangey ones'

I used to have to drive around the sh!thole delivering milk many years ago. The standard of driving down there was p!ss poor at best. Even at 4 in the morning. Best drop was a newsagents close to a nightclub and the seafront, the owner lived on Haylng Island and made no secret to me at least that he absolutely hated Portsmouth and the only reason he had a shop there was because he was raking loads of money in selling alcohol and smokes to alcoholics, drunk clubbers and anyone else who could make it through the door after three attempts. I regularly used to see the detritus of the night before staggering in to buy something at 530am. He used to short change them ridiculously and mouth 'w*nker' when their backs were turned. Pleasant man.....

Well that's going to go down well with the bestest

Because fourth place is like winning a cup apparently.....

So we either need West Ham to win the FA cup and finish in fourth or Man U to win and finish fourth. Great. Or we go on a bonkers run for the last 8 games and snatch 4th ourselves.......

One of them gets it

One thing I've noticed from the POL boards is that anyone who does not immediately agree with the skate narrative is immediately labelled 'fackin' scummah' Their obsession with us really does know no bounds doesn't it

AWOOGA! AWOOGA! Portsmyth detected! When will the skates finally realise that they own nothing of Portsmouth Community Football Club? That they paid a donation, they did not purchase a share. This just gets better and better It's also rapidly coming to the point where they are going to be relying on results from other teams going their way and I'm sure that will go down really really well with the bestest.

I'm waiting for a variation on the following words turning up: Ref Cup final Bottled it Game Too big

Well I'm sorry but I simply don't believe you. Portsmyth #54 clearly states that the bestest football ground in the country is always full of the bestest fans there ever was from a week before kick off to three days after. You must have photoshopped this.

Skates are getting desparate

Best tweet tonight: @officialpompey referee was a ****ing disgrace!!!!!! Because the ref must have been responsible for all three goals and denying the skates any

That's not even a yellow card. Absolute shocker from the ref.

Dear lord. Please also note their cushion above 8th (first spot outside the playoffs) has also been cut to 4 points. They still need 7 to get to automatic promotion with ten games to go. Could they..........?

That's better. Good to see Pelle get on the score sheet as well.

All I want for the summer is for the club to keep hold of the players who are worth keeping hold of. Mané will probably go although his lack of form will do him no favours. I just want to see the club keep hold of its star players. You know as well as I do that the media will go into full meltdown if we sell even one player.

Nope. Not a flicker on my give-a-f*ck-o-meter.

One decent strike isn't going to save him tbh

I really wouldn't mention that to your average skate, they take it as a signal to mumble on about cups and history. During their ramblings, you guarantee at least four portsmyths will be spouted.

I'm confused- is that solely to do with Football Manager? Or is it a serious attempt at advertising the club for sale? Also: Training Facilities Impressive?

Yes but let's be honest about this - they SHOULD BE beating other teams like this with the squad they have this season. The hilarity has been in the fact that they haven't been. Remember, back at the start of the season, we were all looking at them and considering that they might actually do it this season, then they just didn't seem to perform and we were all thinking 'could it be that they really will miss out even on the play offs?' They still need to make up at least 7 points as the table stands to get back into an automatic promotion spot, and that's as long as Oxford or Argyle lose their next three games. With 11 games left this season, time is running out for them to achieve automatic promotion. If they lose the next three games as it stands. They could end up back out of the playoff spots. Squeaky bum time looms I think.

NFT Heath Savage