Mr Biscuits

Zlatan.

My god........ Zlatan is coming to St Mary's! ITS ALL TRUE

Hmmm..... Brendan Rogers AND Zlatan? The League is ours..... THE LEAGUE IS OURS I SAY!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I would have thought denial of possession would largely neutralise them

Well that's it then. Black gang Chine absolutely has to be the clincher

I recall several conversations about the golden share at the time and wether or not the FL would actually transfer it or whether they would force a totally new application or something. Tbh it's irrelevant now - new club or not they haven't won anything for some time and they aren't likely to in the future. They used to be big, they aren't now.

+1 comedy gold thread

The RFU handed Chris Ashton a ten match ban for a similar offence. Thing is, given the footage he can hardly claim he was trying to wipe away a tear in Costa's eye. The FA absolutely have to come down hard on crap like this just like they did with Suarez and the biting incident Tbh most fans will play down any offence committed by one of their players so I'm not surprised. However he's about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo

Personally, I wouldn't go anywhere near Great Hollands. I know it's improved but it's still not the best place to be. I lived on Birch Hill and I loved it there, quiet, fantastic neighbours. As for the route, I think the consensus is to get off at Junction 5 and use the back roads. You still have options going that way if there are hold ups.

I think the FA have handled the Dembele incident absolutely right - 6 match ban sends the proper message.

Tbh, Bracknell is completely redeveloping its town centre right now and once complete it'll have a big impression on house prices so nows the time to buy up there. It's not that bad a place to live - quiet, lots of London commuters, good countryside. Far enough away from London that the w@nkers don't want to live that far out. I lived there briefly before I got stitched up by the landlady selling the place I was living in. It was ok, getting to Southampton wasn't that much of an Ar$e ache. I'm actually working back in Southampton now so I'm looking to move back

You'll be in the London traffic all the way to junction 3. It's really crap past fleet services, always has been which is why they are upgrading to smart motorway along that stretch which should improve it since there'll be an extra lane to sit in at rush hour. There's also currently major roadworks going in to Bracknell from Bagshot at Sainsburys which should help traffic flow once complete. But right now it's sh!t. Your other choice (depending on which side of Bracknell you are working) is to go up past Sandhurst/Crowthorne - remember to wave at the loonies in Broadmoor as you go by. Other than that, you could go a completely daft route like getting off at Junction 5 and going up through Hartnley Witney then Finchampstead and going along Nine Mile Ride

Zlatan...... I'd buy Zlatan.......

That just says to me 'we haven't got a clue how to go forward so we're asking for free consultation'

Personally I can't wait to see the plans for the 75,000 seat enormo-drome with parking for everyone and no local business affected. They bring in 3million to the local area every match day don't you know?

Halibut snark wibble trousers

He's also not coming here

Ah, I'm afraid you are wrong there because apparently the spirit of the team lived on in the hearts of the bestest and that's what counts. Something far more important than mere bankruptcy and ceasing to exist as a company can ever destroy.

Hilarious.

Well, I have to say this thread has definitely cheered me up. Zlatan at Southampton would be hilarious just for bragging rights alone but it's never going to happen unless Katrina has decided to bust the FFP rules and say '**** it, I'll just buy in a load of CL level players and pay whatever fine they impose' +1 comedy gold thread

Chelsea and Tottenham: Football Association charges clubs after fiery draw http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36206648 No Dembele then?

Skates demonstrating the massive chip on their shoulder? Again? Well I never. 'I'd rather be in the playoffs in League Two than 7th in the PL.' Shut up skate, stop lying to yourself.

Can't say I blame them for being p!ssed off. Too much rested on a London derby involving one of the dirtiest players in the league. It was very obvious from the start that Chelsea were going to make the most of the opportunity to deny the title to Spurs although I don't think some of the Spurs players helped themselves much. Poch will be spending this week picking a lot of those players up and getting them motivated again and they still need a result against us to secure second so I'm thinking this is going to be quite a match. Having said that, if Koeman goes with the same team as against City I think we may cause them too many problems in defence and get a win out of this.

I was going to say: pot, kettle, black However more accurate would be: Tinpot, kettle, black

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