Mr Biscuits

It was a phyrric victory at best for the Royal Navy. My great Grandads brother served at Jutland, he saw stuff all as he was a stoker. The family story is that he only knew they'd been in a fight after it was all over.

It makes me wonder why Wenger bought him. And for such silly money. Do we need more depth at right back? Has it been such a problem since Clyne took the money and left?

YOU WASH YOUR WHORE MOUTH OUT No player is too good to be given the opportunity to play for the bestest and don't you ever say that again. It's not their fault they failed to get out of league two. Again.

Ah well.... There's actually a school of thought (also known as reality) which believes that they have never been fan owned at all...... Tbh I think maybe we should be a bit nicer to the skates since their team failed to get out of League Two. Again.

A bit rich really, coming from the fan of a team that failed to get out of League Two. Again.

So basically: 'We signed them on long contracts because we expected to get out of league two sooner but that hasn't worked out so now we're touting them wherever we can but we might be stuck with them in the squad. But despite the fact Cook still doesn't want to use them we'Re going to say they are amazing because they play for the bestest' As for that article by Factless..... I wonder if he's trying to catch the eye of the Mills & Boon publishers in order to get a proper job?

England went soft after World Cup win - Eddie Jones http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/36407712 Why does an England manager never speak about the football team like this? I can't help but think that if the manager spoke like this more we'd see a different attitude from the players

What would be worse? Losing to the team that wins the playoff final Or Losing to the team that also loses the playoff final Or is it just the simple fact that they failed to get out of League Two. Again.

There's only one reason to expand the stadium and that's to beat the skates because, surely, very soon, the bestest sleepiest giant there ever was is going to wake up and build that twelvety million seat underwater enormo-drome and we must never allow that to happen because, apparently, attendance means something...... However, Zlatan will sign Southampton because he is Zlatan

The concept of having a gentlemans agreement with that lot is an oxymoron surely? If there is any gentlemans agreement it's with Wanyama, just like it was with Morgan. Tbh I'm not so fussed about what we get for Victor - it's the good things he's done while he's been here that has been valuable. Just really hope he doesn't go to North London ( but he probably will)

Tbh I often think he just wanted to pursue a career reporting on the local WI jam making competition at the village fête but somehow really upset his editor and so is forced to do something he really doesn't want to do

So we are actually signing him then?

Welp, thems the breaks.

No. Because that sounds like Factless Allens Goebbels-esque positive historical revisionism. They failed to get out of league two this season and that is what I shall remind them of. Failure is failure.

Make it a reach around and it's a benefit in kind

Oh right so last seasons pre-season tour wasn't about them starting a do or die push to go of league two...... I'm so glad that's been clarified this far down the line after they failed to get out of league two (*cough*portsmyth alert*cough*) (please note that I intend to shoe horn in the phrase 'failed to get out of league two' into every post I make from now on just so any skate reading this doesn't forget. I've noticed they have a tendency to gloss over real facts in favour of portsmyths so constant reminders can be the only solution.)

Now I wish I hadn't bought season tickets.........

Haven't seen the size of me have you gramps. By the way, if you want to know who ate all the pies, I did.

No sorry that video was for me not you. Obviously.

John Terry was certainly impressed with him...... Mind you that could have been his g/f

If Zlatan came here the PL trophy would BEG to be touched by him

You forgot the twelvety million match day income each week

Football players releasing songs always ends well...... Just see Diamond Lights.......

Cue the skates w@nking themselves into a frenzy over the 48 million debt Other than that, looks like we're doing marvellously as usual. More of the same please

Ffs why do they have to say 'the club are braced for offers' HELLO WE KNOW HE'S GOING ITS NOT A SURPRISE F*cking media have to make a drama out of everything. Tbh I'd like him to stay but he's done the same as Morgan - given the club another year as agreed. So I wish him well on whichever subs bench he ends up on. I would, of course, prefer it to be anyone but Tottenham since they are responsible for unsettling him last summer.