Pilchards

Please do as you won’t be missed.

Think the biggest problem we have is we are bottom of the league, we offer probably the worst wages plus we have a twat of a manager. Other than that I’m hopeful we can sign someone who’s fucking mad to join us.

Che Adams linked with Everton again as they are desperate for a striker. Honestly I reckon 95% of us would offer to drive him to Merseyside for his medical even if it means missing the semi final game vs Newcastle. Would be good to get him and AMN out and replaced with two better options. https://www.footballinsider247.com/sources-everton-make-move-to-sign-southampton-star-che-adams/

I’m just shocked how many simple passes we send to the oppositions feet. If we play like that on Tuesday then we are doomed. PS Adams, Orsic, and AMN are really shit. Also with Blackpool having us back peddling the last 15 minutes why did Jones wait so long for the subs?

Shit my fat fingers did the wrong one.

Ballard second. A seriously good goal scorer this kid is. You either have it or you don’t?

Blimey what’s the catch in wanting him other than being the fastest at the World Cup? Sulemana has so far endured a frustrating season, as while he has featured 19 times across the campaign for Rennes he has only been limited to one goal and two assists. However he has only played a cumulative five games across those appearances - with just 492 minutes of game time having had problems with his knee and ankle.

Need a bit of luck to go our way and we might have a chance. 1/5 chance and hopefully the toons big guns have an off night while our strikers actually aim away from the keeper for once.

He would be shit for us at left back! BTW I’m hoping Southgate drops Kane for Rashford as it’s obvious he should be starting for England.

How many loan deals can we bring in before the deadline ends as it’s obvious we won’t attract anyone to sign permanently that is half decent. Perhaps it’s a good idea to see what striker options we have once the likes of Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool etc bring in players?

Apparently we have started talks with one as it’s a long process and they are hopeful he will be here for the 2027 season. The board are relaxed with it and confident they can get it over the line in time.

A couple of things, Jones don’t play academy players and maybe he’s waiting for better terms from Saints.

Please wake up!

Hey Saints are relaxed about things. Ha ha it makes me laugh how we’ve struggled to get that striker in for over a year and it’s going to continue till the summer. Wont need one then as we have plenty of experienced championship players with us that can fill that role.

Such a shame we are not seeing the likes of Ballard, Doling, Morgan and those Spurs boys in the first team squad. With Nathan Jones record of playing youngsters I doubt we will either which is a shame as local talent gives any fan more pride when they do well. PS I would take Ballard every time over that lazy Rangers player we bought at the start of the season.

‘Hey Orsic how’s it going?’ ’Well, I’ve had 19 minutes in total since arriving and he keep putting me on the other side of the pitch. Me don’t understand why they buy me if they don’t play me properly? Mr Jones even asked me yesterday if I had any advice for our strikers and I told him don’t waste a pass to them.’

Yes we know the club needs a striker but we are getting the vibes they think we already have two good ones already at the club and they are satisfied with them. Of course many of us have become wet fannie’s as we see the bloody obvious but the management don’t. A clinical striker, a decent keeper plus if you buy players then put them in the team and not use the usual dross that has put us bottom of the league in the first place. Just a side line, Adams has been giving it how wonderful Jones is and maybe that’s our problem as Jones is too scared to drop the usual guys as they have his back. Just my thoughts!

We have a bunch of 50p heads that’s why. Our tall defenders can’t defend set pieces and they can’t attack the ball either during free kicks or corners. Salisu’s header went 20 feet looping over the bar while Lyanco headed it down for the keeper to gentle pick up. Gone are the days when we had players that would towered over the opposition and bury the fucker!

A clinical striker wins it for Villa, Yes CLINICAL which we don’t have. You pay top dollar for a striker that knows where the net is, If JWP don’t score then it’s hardly likely Adams and Armstrong won’t unless it’s a bloody tap in. PS let’s buy another bloody winger shall we for MR fucking Nobody to put it away!

I would love us to spank someone one day. Can’t honestly remember the last time we did it in the league?

It’s crazy as he never wanted to leave, in tears I heard but now he don’t want to come back. I personally think he should have no choice as he contracted to us. Maybe we see this as an opportunity to cash in on him when Burnley get promoted. I bet they only pay 15m and we will muggly take it.

Just a thought, leave it to late and you will end up paying over the odds as they know we could be desperate. Maybe we are waiting for some strikers to become available when their current club bring in replacements. If Adams gets injured we are doomed!

I expect the ones we bring in are those that other clubs don’t want. Such a shame as we should stop with the squad buying and actually pay over the odds for a premium player to hit the ground running. PS no idea who as they have the black box! PSS Maybe winning on Saturday lifting us out of the relegation zone might make us more of an attraction.

Rather strange as he was staying in the Potters Heron and stormed out after we charged him for breakfast. Nathan said he would pay it for him but it never changed his mind. He started muttering he was going to Bournemouth instead. Time to let this one go!

I think you will find that we have many geordies living is the Hampshire area wanting to get there hands on the tickets.