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For the Manks, Reading and Forest game we hired out 20 from Portsmouth and 10 from Salisbury. I do know this as I work with the steward that runs the Northam.

The players was told to take it easy on Sunday so they all turned up at Staplewood.

That Rupert really does **** me off so much and he knows what is best but just keeps digging in deeper and deeper. If I had the chance I would knock his ducking head off. I guess that's why people get so angry because they can't get to the *****.

I just love this thread.... Fitzy I cant believe you carried on letting everyone know you was Channon...haha. Anyway, My son was a mascot for us and was led out by James Beattie. While in the tunnel James asked him if he knew who he was... My son having that F A Cup song replayed to him a thousand times replied 'Me name, me name is James Beattie...!'

swap changing rooms! The players when sitting in the home changing room have a feel of depression because after every game they will be slumped on the bench wondering how they never won again. I bet you could ask any footballer on what there greatest victory every was and they would instantly know what they did in that changing room afterwards because it was all smiles. Discuss?

Dont worry I will back your story as I know the person that was jogging with him on the saturday down Bournemouth beach. I will repeat that the first team and academy team had there games called off so the management set them up a course at the beach. Jake was eager to impress and was the first one to make a move from the very off, the pack behind him was stunned how super fit he was at first. The story goes that by time he reached the finishing line the rest of the team had stretched down and was sitting on the mini bus. A major laughable matter i say and I just wished I was there to enjoy it. My comments regarding fitness, This could of been a blip as Jake is not match fit at all and we all know that a 90 minute game is so much better than a training session. Anyway I will never forget the days when Strachan would have our team sprinting to the half way line and then walking back to do it again. This was not a couple of times it was almost the whole training session. Bloody awesome watching the pain as they was pushed.

Someone I knew very well used to work in that hotel opposite the de vere. Anyway one evening they had to check up on this room to see if it was emply, They open the door and there is Neil Heaney lying on the bed with this woman (his wife) riding him well. The anger afterwards was deafening. Hahaaaaa.

Forest was the big one and diddle squat we was crap. I wont hold my breath that we are going to get anything out of the donny game because we are home and thats just it. Play in there away kit and get changed in the away dressing room then i would fancy our chances.

Easily Branfoot for me, It was so bad that you just played terrace games while the likes of Puckett was trying to score. S H O C K I N G.....

Bournemouth's first team and the academy had there games called off so they instead went to the beach for a long run. Guess what? Our boy comes in so far behind that everyone was sitting on the mini bus waiting for him to complete it. FACT. Says alot about our fitness perhaps?

Our season is all down to the form of Saga. If he is crap then we are down end of..... If he has some form we will survive FACT.

Ive noticed lately that when you have something to say its done under a new thread. Are you the special one Thedelldays or are you chasing the new Chorley title?

Maradona, Butcher, Zidane and Materassi. Not sure it would make it past the starters though!

Gazza signing??? Wow!

He might look ok, but technically he is ****ing crap.

I think it would be a great idea to watch the sky's review of our corner defending too.

Yes very true indeed, I enjoyed reading that and i just hope those that cant see it can finally understand where we are going with this club.

JP Now says in the paper 'Im confident nobody will leave in January' Make your mind up pal.....!!

One man is standing in the way of our club becoming a great again. That ****ing Rupert Lowe who runs the whole thing. If only we could just get him to **** off and bring in the barrister and his money then we could chase an outside chance of the playoffs. ****ed off with that ego minded bull****ting **** that thinks im just a customer that likes to be fed ******s all the time. NO MORE DUCK ****, NO FKUCKING MORE!!!

Wilde introduces a interested party in buying the club 'Sum Ting Wong Rupert?' Rupert 'Yes, You are blocking the sky cameras view of me.'

Saints play superb and are heading for a 1-1 draw when some lucky bugger pokes the ball in to make it 2-1 to them. Although they only had 6 seniors in the side they will still be a class above us although we had all the flicks etc.

Dear Rupert, I live once and its just my luck that i support the greatest football team that has its strings pulled by a muppet. What bad luck for me. Yours please****offski Rasher.

Dear Michael, So much hope and yet we got nothing. Yours ****offly Rasher.

As we hired 20 stewards from portsmouth for the forest, Reading and manks game then they are probably following strict premiership rules. Or maybe they loved the chance of booting out a saints fan.