Pilchards

Why buy it as some of you are going to give us the juicy bits.

I often would pop down Staplewood and see Woggy doing his kits with the other two ladies that worked in the office next to him, Listening to the friendly banter between them would be superb, For example Michael Svensson would walk in asking for a red top and woggy would start moaning that the ladies had moved it before you would see them shouting at each other and smiling at the sametime, Only then would Svensson just snatch it and run as Woggy would scream at him for snatching it. Thats the feel good factor you saw everywhere with the likes of Woggy, Strachan, Ruddock, Le Tiss and even Flowers was about as these people was the butt of so much when I often saw training. Now it's boring as the players are like robots to go with the coaching staff.

If I could turn back time I would of turned it back to 10 years ago and made sure that I stood on a bridge near the dell and dropped a slab of concrete on this geezer who would be on the back of this bike :-)

Sad story but a true point Throbber!

What on earth was you doing with a sock down there... Never mind Peewee ;-)

I bet you none of the guys scored that night as they are ****e!!

This season I suffered a badly bruised big toe as the anger of a **** team was too much In the end for me as I took a swing at this pedal bin but instead I caught the side of the cupboard. You would think better from a 5th Dan kick expert :-( The worse ever would be jumping down from the dell west stand to the players tunnel after almost everyone had left but the coke cans in my carrier bag landed on my head causing me to be knockout for the count. The craziest one I knew about was when we scored a goal once and this guy slipped and sunk his two front teeth into this bald headed bloke sitting in front of him, He showed me the scar on the blokes head a year after it happened. haha.

Best goal was Mcgoldrick's shot in the top corner against Palace. Beating Reading 2-0 away. Best Chant would be 'You can shove your ten points up your arse!' Funniest thing this season was seeing a picture on here by GekkoSaint showing a picture of Rupert Lowe as Austin Powers.

I know it was not the greatest season we've had but there was some sudden highs. What was the best goal scored by a Saints player? The best game you saw? Funniest chant heard? Your funniest moment of the season on or off the pitch?

£120m!! Probably all of that is tied up in projects so they will need a loan for starters. Hardly going to put serious money if it's £120m. I have a feeling they are interested in the land next door where they will build something and flog the whole club for a wealthy profit. Let's hope Mark Fry chooses what's best.

Deserves a few of his own songs today as the man has totally turned the fans in his favor. I'm afraid I can't see him staying as we have to start getting players in that earn in the region of a thousand a week which Kelvin will never agree too. Focus on a better defence this time and I'm sure Forecast can keep them out.

I think thats great news that Le Tiss is behind one bid but I hope the fans don't put pressure on Mark Fry as it may not be anything as good as another bid elsewhere.

LM - Legend in rhe clubs history He will have his chance now to have something named after him as those board members that knew about him being a thieving **** won't be there to stop it.

That is what coaching is for. We coached Crouch and Kenwyn Jones to name a few, to be better than when we first got them. McG is going to become a player that could earn this club loads if we make sure that they put a sell on fee.

Tessem was jogging through Totton on Tuesday, Still looks lean and fit. Maybe a comback ;-)

1 + 1 = 3 Tuesday at 4 o clock a black limo with it's windows blacked out enters the stadium as everyone was requested to stay out the ground, Stewards reporting for the Hants cup was told not to arrive early. Anyway on the otherside of Southampton a manager of this company was told keep your staff on there toes as he may Pop in any of the stores he owns. The next day the manager finds out he never visited a store as it was not that kind of visit. So this mystery man is Mr Phillip Green. Surely not???

People mention why we can't have Fry as our chairman, What if I said that Rupert was doing his role right now and that you had never heard of him a month ago! Stick to what you are good at Mr Fry.

Thats abit strong! I don't even look at Peter Crouch as a ***** for not taking it into the corner and yet he plays for Pompey now!

Mr Fry would not be worthy of tying the legends shoelaces even. MLT - Is untouchable!!! Mcgoldrick??? hahahaha.... ;-)

And we just know it would turnout alright as ****e happens like that as a saints fan.

Maybe I should have put GOT Manchester united years ago! ;-)

Saw the footage and I can't believe people believe these guys are going to buy the club, You don't walk to a business meeting looking scruffy and carrying a toolbag. Was told the deal to buy our club will be announced on Thursday. Third hand information i got on those who are in the frame have been posted in the betting thread.

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I will place my bets again after some 3rd hand information I received last night. (1) JP Mcmanus a horse racing expert, I was told he is very interested in purchasing a football club after the death of his wife recently, I believe he tried to get machester united a few years back. Could this of been a nudge from Channon? (2) Someone called Green who was linked on here last week, The man is minted and has an interest in Saints. (3) Fulthorpe with Souness as they fight to beat the others as they know they won't win on there own perhaps? (4) Two cowboys that love the publicity as they see it as a chance to push forward there business, Already seen walking into St Marys at 4 this afternoon carrying a ****ing toolbag. Get real you Guernsey boys!!

I love the thought of KK but I have this thought in my head that his first press conference he would walkout on us after a nasty question was thrown at him.