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As a qualified martial art expert I can add that the police was correct in what they are saying, however you can also reverse what they say and take a bush around with you, Make sure the bush has a very strong centre and some fine strong edges. ;-) Seriously what is wrong with the law these days?

Need a GK too, Did you see our keeper 2 yards off his line and being lobbed by a lousy header. ;-) I reckon a midfield general, another striker with a bloody hard CB that's seen it and done it.

hehe I love it, I knew I had seen that kind of face before and Dune you got it in one!!!

Blimey have they not left the ground yet from the Millwall game?

Am I right in saying he also sang on the X Factor and rode the winner in the grand national?

Watched that clip and noticed that most of his goals he celebrates with his team mates on the half way line, I thought at first that he keeps running there to celebrate, but after studying it properly i noticed that he likes to score them from that distance. haha bring him in as i reckon we might have a space for him. :-)

Registered myself to have a peep and yep it really does look like lambert is on his way to us. Now the big question from me is who is this guy as ive no idea other than reading from the rovers thread he scored 28 odd goals last season..... 28!!!!!! We never managed that with a total squad of 32 players alone last season hahahaaaaa

I would rather be in Portsmouth's position. Premiership football, great supporters, great place to live and plus they have the best English keeper in the country. Haha me funny NOT.

Murty 3 penalties 5 goals 7th in the league 3rd round

Official player of the year? How many penalties in the league will Davis save? Most goals we will score in a league match? Our final league position? What round of the F A Cup we will reach? The winner will receive a corcorde trip to any destination of your choice with £30k spending money ;-)

A top celebrity will pass away!

Noted and very true!

So Crab Lungs has the mighty Valencia flying on NIL points hehe.

You're the new GM? haha.... I've no idea who you are but I will next week when I return after my leisure.

OUCH haha

IN Murty OUT Young rightbacks.

IN Loyalty - Kelvin Davis Markus Alan Pardew minus 10 points Harding OUT Money grabbing gits - John, Rasiak and Saga. Rupert Lowe **** managers Starting on no points Skacel Over to you to keep it running.....

You are kidding? So you must be day shift I guess. Toddy? Moose?

I'm buying a saints legend! Btw I've got 6 work mates playing this to really spice up the banter.

I hope they don't suss out the saints fan pretending to be a rich Arab. Haha that will teach them to send us Harry.

Finally got rid of that useless Everton keeper. onwards and upwards me thinks. btw how does one setup subs if you can't watch the game?

Everyone try get the argentian at marsielle as my mate dave cook is beating his meat about him at work. Got two more joining now which makes it the crack of the workplace. Me 4-1 defeat at home SHOCKING

Murty and some striker on trail I reckon.

im in :-) Plus two mates as we battle it out.

that's quality Fitz! Talking of Fitz, We had one of those too.