Pilchards

Worked with him for 4 years until he got sacked for rascism. Bit of a knob he was.

Funny when a bloke does it his mates thinks he's a hero but when a woman does she is a slag? My advice would be woman look for fun because they are bored at home but they love the security of a breadowner, house and her own children around her. Problem is you will enjoy the fun so much yourself and you can't help but follow your heart by continuing it. It all ends in tears and the woman will go back to her boring life before you as you move on with yours.

I have lent you Lambert m8, However would you like Pullis too?

Hehe I remember that moment. Yes very strange that two forum members are sat next to each other and then began to talk about our favorite team. i think the common link between us was we both was dressed up in drag, I remember my ex missus saying 'Look, there is a another freak like you' ;-)

Head stewards was saying 16+ but due to insurance (what's that about) it was put as 11k.

Got offered carragher for 80 million... Is he taking the ****?

maybe take Saha off me for a good rb of yours?

Get up you poof, Whats a matter with that guy, Just strap it up and get on with it. ;-) I'm out the cup on penalties. Should I of set them up as I missed all of mine.

This walk up is crazy, 25 minutes left of the game and I'm 3rd in line to get my match ticket.

he's putting out his reserves so beat him badly as the guy is a best mate of mine. shush.....

The bulgar situation was pathetic too. John Venables and (forgotten his name) are living in another country with probably a new family of there own.

I only do that when we get new managers, I got Burley, Hoddle, Strachan and Pardew on first sessions but I failed to get poorvelt as I decided to get a haircut instead.

I'm glad I don't work with some thick planks like that at my place. It's generally a laughor should I say had been! I can't remember the last time one has spoken to me these days as they know they are in the **** themselves haha

No viewing before the season starts, once the season starts you can pop along except for matchdays as they run through set pieces etc. I was going today to film our new man but I can't get in.

I've got the other Madrid. Athletico...! [Pilchards sings, I've got Ricky Lambert] :-)

As a qualified martial art expert I can add that the police was correct in what they are saying, however you can also reverse what they say and take a bush around with you, Make sure the bush has a very strong centre and some fine strong edges. ;-) Seriously what is wrong with the law these days?

Need a GK too, Did you see our keeper 2 yards off his line and being lobbed by a lousy header. ;-) I reckon a midfield general, another striker with a bloody hard CB that's seen it and done it.

hehe I love it, I knew I had seen that kind of face before and Dune you got it in one!!!

Blimey have they not left the ground yet from the Millwall game?

Am I right in saying he also sang on the X Factor and rode the winner in the grand national?

Watched that clip and noticed that most of his goals he celebrates with his team mates on the half way line, I thought at first that he keeps running there to celebrate, but after studying it properly i noticed that he likes to score them from that distance. haha bring him in as i reckon we might have a space for him. :-)

Registered myself to have a peep and yep it really does look like lambert is on his way to us. Now the big question from me is who is this guy as ive no idea other than reading from the rovers thread he scored 28 odd goals last season..... 28!!!!!! We never managed that with a total squad of 32 players alone last season hahahaaaaa

I would rather be in Portsmouth's position. Premiership football, great supporters, great place to live and plus they have the best English keeper in the country. Haha me funny NOT.

Murty 3 penalties 5 goals 7th in the league 3rd round

Official player of the year? How many penalties in the league will Davis save? Most goals we will score in a league match? Our final league position? What round of the F A Cup we will reach? The winner will receive a corcorde trip to any destination of your choice with £30k spending money ;-)