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He did look rather jazz with his drainpipe trousers and his fancy shirt, be honest with you he did look a lightweight but a whippet too.

(smiles) This tells us your quite handy?

Compare it to the Ronaldo skills infront of those 80k Madrid fans then I say our man was better, it was a left, right, knee, knee, head, shoulder blades and flick over his head before side footing it back. Looked good but then a 6 year old can do that too. :-( The funniest one I saw was torpedo as he did keepy uppies down the touchline, after about 6 he sliced it off his shoes into touch. I suppose he did nothing more when he played.

What 3 things would you take on a desert island as you will have no means of escaping. I love these questions as it really tells you so much about a person. I would without a doubt have the Internet for starters to keep in contact with the goings on across the world and plus use it for gaming etc. Next up it would be a endless supply of chocolate followed by young female that would do the woman things like washing etc... What that tells you about me is I'm clever, fit and clean ;-) What about you?

Never mind at home, why are we so ****e away from home when our fans often out sing anyone? Is it really the atmosphere then?

Haha this thread is making me masterbait [Dont worry I will put the straight jacket on myself]

haha what bad luck! I do recall a situation with my ex where I bumped into some work mates in the dog and duck, it was me and my ex versus them two in pool. My ex has only played once before this so we really had no chance. Put it this way she potted everything and even did a screw back once. I was gobsmacked but happy to win, since that time she has been (a)sh.it ever since

Showed my girlfriend how to play chess for the first time and she bloody checkmates me in 11 moves. Now I'm very good at this game as I've not lost for 10 years, problem is I was concentrating on helping her how to play it that I left my pieces exposed. She said if I put that queen there does it mean your in check? Alittle smile from me was for the fact she really does understand it however that turned to sulk after I realised I could not get out of it. I'm gutted totally :-( Have you been gazumped in a situation like mine? bloody woman arggghhhhh.,,...

talking of the twin towers, i see they are saying that they had bombs planted in them as no plane would explode a building like that. Good hey? As for the Southampton one, If someone said a Pompey manager would come to us and take us down before returning to pompey again I would of bloody laughed me tits off as that is just fiction surely?

When this debate is finished can we have the 'Was Lady Di murdered?' Is Elvis alive' and my favorite one thats cropping up now 'The Michael Jacksons ghost to appear in concert'

Okay Rory thanks for that, I shall boo him very loudly on his debut for you, that okay?

He is good but you must question whether his heart is with our club these days. IMHO the only person on the pitch today that looks like making it as a top class player is Lallana, he reminds me of a very young Le Tiss but with an engine.

Yes I have, If you look closely he also raises up fingers, He is signalling to the players 3 o clock to his left as there is a nice blonde in that direction. I had to laugh in the 2nd half as he did the 10 o clock, She was a right munger I knew from school.

Mr bloody negative window! Get your negatives down baby, get them downnnnnn!

haha that's cool! Be honest with you I reckon they would put 5 past us.

The stunt I think Pardew should do is get a Sunday morning pub team down St Marys so the players can run rings round them and win the game, this will give the team some confidence back. Would settle for a 1-0 win if that happened ;-)

Now it was great seeing the guy before kickoff and I really do see him giving the whole team a good bonding exercise as I reckon they all will be doing his dance but my question is this. Does Waigo look at our team and think 'What the **** am I doing here' or does he think that he will love being the star player here and that he don't care they looked crap? Discuss please.

We need a formation that works. I spotted on the big screen as they was playing back some training ground moves and the aim was to get the ball out to the green bibs who would be whipping in crosses all the time, now the problem is we don't have any decent enough crossers of the ball and plus the only big target we would have in the centre is Lambert. I think we should be having another option and that is pace. These guys on the attack often turn and accelerate like Oil tankers. I watched England tonight and the pace is scary, with that I hope Wiago is our superman otherwise we are ****ed!

The best thing we can do it do the short corner and then lump it 50 yards in the air to land on the 6 yard line, It will be an almighty scramble where the ball could go anywhere.

Employ him to pull the pints at half time is the best role I see for him here and that's at a push.

I'm not surprised! Have you ever tried pushing crutches under water?

19c will take them off you?

Okay I've had the Pompey toilet paper given to me, now my question is my arse is too good to wipe with that stupid banana thingy on there badge. Another gift I've had (because I am a fanatic) A bolt which I was told came from the away dugout at the dell. Now what the hell am I going to use that bolt for? some people do take the **** outta me.

There was only 2 of those in the whole stadium, One for Steve Bull our big wonder dancer and the other for Rupert Lowe's big fat ego.

Just remembered my scarf that my parents got me from Australia a good few years back, They have a team called St Kilda that play in our colours and plus they are nicknamed the saints, however they insist that all scarves are 3 times longer than ours. In the 80's anyone that saw a pratt wrapped up in a scarf from head to toe then that would of been me :-(