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Problem is the modern day they believe that it should all be about encouragement as shouting at someone makes them worse. Maybe throw the rule book out and start kicking a few hairdryers about, might just put a bit of fire in the lads coming out defending that usual 1-0 lead.

The problem with Armstrong is he struggles to create shooting space for himself. Constantly hits the first defender and he needs to learn to side step with acceleration, Good strikers have it.

JWP is only going if a club playing in Europe come knocking on our door. That I do know!

Hope they see a better game than the one I see in the itchen corner which is half the price.

Since when has a match day ticket been £70! seriously anyone?

Saw this article saying we are the smartest fans out of the 20. Surely we should get a trophy to put in our bare cabinet at St Mary’s? *probably had a maths test outside the ground and only 1.2% of our fans got it wrong? 20. Southampton (1.2 per cent) 19. Wolverhampton Wanderers (1.5 per cent) 18. Leicester City (1.6 per cent) 17. Norwich City (1.7 per cent) 16. Watford (1.9 per cent) 15. Brighton and Hove Albion (2.5 per cent) 14. Brentford (2.7 per cent) 13. Everton (2.9 per cent) 12. Crystal Palace (3.1 per cent) 11. Newcastle United (3.6 per cent) Credit: PA 10. West Ham United (4.2 per cent) 9. Burnley (4.5 per cent) 8. Tottenham Hotspur (4.9 per cent) 7. Manchester City (5.3 per cent) 6. Leeds United (5.5 per cent) 5. Aston Villa (7 per cent) 4. Chelsea (8.8 per cent) 3. Manchester United (8.9 per cent) 2. Liverpool (13.9 per cent) 1. Arsenal (14.2 per cent)

It’s going to be very important that the official Martin Atkinson helps Liverpool win to keep the season alone in terms of excitement for Sky etc. I know they are corrupt and so do you.

They have far too many good players despite them being exhausted. That nippy winger that won man of the match in the cup final will tear our defender a new arsehole. Their midfield will bypass us every time while they have a very solid defence. If you do get a sniff it has to be a peach of a shot as the keeper is quality. Lets look at the Saints team that have just had a short break. Where have they been for 5 days? Forster - Ibiza Bednarek - Dominica republic Salisu - Costa Del sol Romeu - camping at Lepe beach Armstrong - Ibiza JWP - Dominica republic Diallo - France Adams - Benidorm Only one winner here!!

Cooper really suits our business plan. Good attacking football, gives young players an opportunity plus they reached the youth cup last night. Has a great back room staff and that’s where I think the problem lies if we are interested. We won’t get rid of the manager and 3 coaching staff as it’s too much money.

Don’t worry he’s such a boring Cnut, I had him on ignore until you quoted him.

I would actually sell JWP personally and use every penny of the 65m on a decent keeper and two proven premiership players that help our great youth players coming through. (Harry Winks and Demari Gray) Redmond, Djenipo (stupid name and I can’t spell it) Bednarek, Long and Walcott. Get some of the best European kids in plus spent 25m on a striker that knows where the net is. PS this is why I’m not a manager

Would be fucking hilarious if Leeds beat Chelsea. 3 points behind us plus we have Liverpool next as they seek loads of goals against leaking Saints team who’s players are already rolling out the beach towels.

Ha ha those Villa players that used to play for Liverpool are doing everything they can to fluff the goal scoring chances they get.

Klopp ‘Okay keep it tight at the back as they will huff and puff for 10 minutes. Stroke it around in midfield as they will have two players running around like headless chickens. Target Bednarek as he’s fucking shit and don’t give away any free kicks around our box. Once we go 2 up push for more as the wheels will have fallen off by then.’

I find it funny how Ralph mentioned that Adam Armstrong is not getting games as he’s not able to defend. Laughable considering he bought him as a striker. Anyway the last 7/8 games our defending has reached a new poor standard. Watching players falling over each other, passing it out to strikers, being out of position, not marking the obvious strikers. Is it not time to bring in a defensive coach expert to work alongside the manager? Finally what three words summon up our current defending? ‘TOTAL FCUKING AMATEURS.’

Come on Dwayne shoooooottttt!

23 goals between them in the last 3 games. Certainly gonna see some goals you will think. I’m down that way today, anyone know if I can watch it?

Please play some youngsters as I can’t stomach the same old shit over again. Also people talk about Ralph not playing his own team and yet he puts Perraud, Diallo, Armstrong, Lyanco, Broja and Dyjenpo on the bench every time and these are the players he brought in. Had enough now Ralph. While I’m moaning I can’t see JWP, KWP and Salisu staying next season as this ain’t ambition for them.

I’ve seen on Twitter that Ralph has said "Maybe we are not good enough." If he has said that then I’m afraid the buck stops with you. Hardly gonna walk and lose a lovely pay off so it’s down to the board to do the right thing.

We need a fresh start. How can you stick with someone who is planning retirement.

Not a bad call this, heard he’s good with crosses!

How can you send it quality crosses and corners that are met by 50p heads. Honestly how do we miss clean headers 4 yards out without a keeper in sight. If I was him my agent would be out looking at options for an ambitious team that suit his style of football.

Does Ralph freshen it up or does stay with the same dross from the Burnley game? I personally want to put a couple of promising youth players in but he won't do that as he's scared we will lose heavily. Romeu, Armstrong and Elyounoussi need a rest while Adams and Redmond did enough second half to start the match. Forster KWP Salisu Lyanco/Stephens Perraud Livramento JWP Diallo Redmond Tella Adams Subs: Valery, Bednarek, A Armstrong Broja, Romeu, Willy and a Youngster

We defend like a bunch of cunts. Honestly should be 6 down by now and it’s a joke we are still in this. I actually don’t know why I carry on watching this as I’m muggingly thinking we are going to win it 3-2. PS I hope this helps to send Everton down

Actually they did stay and applaud the champions as the squad was just outside the second video. On the first video they were on the far left side talking to fans and family. Saints picked up the trophy some 15 minutes after the game and the Pompey squad were still on the pitch. Pretty respectful indeed!