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I’ve not read the whole thread but I thought Brentford at home was good.

Those three shirts are going to be our new kits as it’s been leaked.

With the 5 sub rule maybe some of these youngsters will see it as an opportunity to get involved by being in the squad. They have a much better chance than the likes of Manchester City who will probably have 600million of quality talent warming the bench. I have a sneaky feeling we have signed the winger whizz kid that came out in the press around February time. It’s gone all quiet on him which suggests his agent is no longer trying to promote him. Anyone remember who it was? ADDED - Tete Mateus who’s on loan to Lyon because of the war. Wants to play in the premiership.

Hey physio guys we have got you plenty of work for next season as we are looking to buy Bale and Oxy. Might even try get Ings back for a full house!

Just read that if all the scores had been done on the aggregate on both the matches between clubs we would of got relegated. I’m not sure we will survive next season if we carry on with Ralph.

Totally agree, listening to him saying after the game we showed commitment and passion is beyond a joke. Hes been saying that the last few games and yet we are losing every week.

Just glad the season never went on for 2 more weeks. We would of been dead certs for relegation. How Ralph is going to keep his job is a joke. Also letting him have a big say in the next one that takes over him is pathetic. Team news? Dont play those that are fucking off next season and bed a few youngsters for the future.

Problem is the modern day they believe that it should all be about encouragement as shouting at someone makes them worse. Maybe throw the rule book out and start kicking a few hairdryers about, might just put a bit of fire in the lads coming out defending that usual 1-0 lead.

The problem with Armstrong is he struggles to create shooting space for himself. Constantly hits the first defender and he needs to learn to side step with acceleration, Good strikers have it.

JWP is only going if a club playing in Europe come knocking on our door. That I do know!

Hope they see a better game than the one I see in the itchen corner which is half the price.

Since when has a match day ticket been £70! seriously anyone?

Saw this article saying we are the smartest fans out of the 20. Surely we should get a trophy to put in our bare cabinet at St Mary’s? *probably had a maths test outside the ground and only 1.2% of our fans got it wrong? 20. Southampton (1.2 per cent) 19. Wolverhampton Wanderers (1.5 per cent) 18. Leicester City (1.6 per cent) 17. Norwich City (1.7 per cent) 16. Watford (1.9 per cent) 15. Brighton and Hove Albion (2.5 per cent) 14. Brentford (2.7 per cent) 13. Everton (2.9 per cent) 12. Crystal Palace (3.1 per cent) 11. Newcastle United (3.6 per cent) Credit: PA 10. West Ham United (4.2 per cent) 9. Burnley (4.5 per cent) 8. Tottenham Hotspur (4.9 per cent) 7. Manchester City (5.3 per cent) 6. Leeds United (5.5 per cent) 5. Aston Villa (7 per cent) 4. Chelsea (8.8 per cent) 3. Manchester United (8.9 per cent) 2. Liverpool (13.9 per cent) 1. Arsenal (14.2 per cent)

It’s going to be very important that the official Martin Atkinson helps Liverpool win to keep the season alone in terms of excitement for Sky etc. I know they are corrupt and so do you.

They have far too many good players despite them being exhausted. That nippy winger that won man of the match in the cup final will tear our defender a new arsehole. Their midfield will bypass us every time while they have a very solid defence. If you do get a sniff it has to be a peach of a shot as the keeper is quality. Lets look at the Saints team that have just had a short break. Where have they been for 5 days? Forster - Ibiza Bednarek - Dominica republic Salisu - Costa Del sol Romeu - camping at Lepe beach Armstrong - Ibiza JWP - Dominica republic Diallo - France Adams - Benidorm Only one winner here!!

Cooper really suits our business plan. Good attacking football, gives young players an opportunity plus they reached the youth cup last night. Has a great back room staff and that’s where I think the problem lies if we are interested. We won’t get rid of the manager and 3 coaching staff as it’s too much money.

Don’t worry he’s such a boring Cnut, I had him on ignore until you quoted him.

I would actually sell JWP personally and use every penny of the 65m on a decent keeper and two proven premiership players that help our great youth players coming through. (Harry Winks and Demari Gray) Redmond, Djenipo (stupid name and I can’t spell it) Bednarek, Long and Walcott. Get some of the best European kids in plus spent 25m on a striker that knows where the net is. PS this is why I’m not a manager

Would be fucking hilarious if Leeds beat Chelsea. 3 points behind us plus we have Liverpool next as they seek loads of goals against leaking Saints team who’s players are already rolling out the beach towels.

Ha ha those Villa players that used to play for Liverpool are doing everything they can to fluff the goal scoring chances they get.

Klopp ‘Okay keep it tight at the back as they will huff and puff for 10 minutes. Stroke it around in midfield as they will have two players running around like headless chickens. Target Bednarek as he’s fucking shit and don’t give away any free kicks around our box. Once we go 2 up push for more as the wheels will have fallen off by then.’

I find it funny how Ralph mentioned that Adam Armstrong is not getting games as he’s not able to defend. Laughable considering he bought him as a striker. Anyway the last 7/8 games our defending has reached a new poor standard. Watching players falling over each other, passing it out to strikers, being out of position, not marking the obvious strikers. Is it not time to bring in a defensive coach expert to work alongside the manager? Finally what three words summon up our current defending? ‘TOTAL FCUKING AMATEURS.’

Come on Dwayne shoooooottttt!

23 goals between them in the last 3 games. Certainly gonna see some goals you will think. I’m down that way today, anyone know if I can watch it?

Please play some youngsters as I can’t stomach the same old shit over again. Also people talk about Ralph not playing his own team and yet he puts Perraud, Diallo, Armstrong, Lyanco, Broja and Dyjenpo on the bench every time and these are the players he brought in. Had enough now Ralph. While I’m moaning I can’t see JWP, KWP and Salisu staying next season as this ain’t ambition for them.