Pilchards

Gone are the days when you have to fiddle with your balls for lumps, I miss playing with myself.

I know what I like to think but that's not the issue ;-) I do recall the last time I used a phone abroad and a 5 minute phonecall cost me £15. Never again.

I've no idea if my iPhone will work in Marbella next week, I have unlimited text and Internet and that's all I want to use, Is it extra costs? Cheers.

Was them there???? Did I really put that or was I still drunk from the footy?

had a bad limp when he came on! Bit of a showboater if I must say :-)

Its not moaning about the ref giving us penalties, we are discussing the talking points of the game that's all? that's why sport is so good.

First one not a chance, happened straight in front of me and he first knocked the ball too far and dived as well, 2nd one too far away but again it looked harsh. What about you?

and then £150 on city to beat united and .......... when will you stop mate? ;-)

Fiver on saints 3-0 and papa to score last 50/1 £2 on saints 3-1 lambert to score first 35/1 What's yours?

I dont have a problem with that as they are nothing like that other smug **** we had as one of these guys pumps in enough money for this club not suck it out.

I see on the Yeovil build up thread that David Connolly has been training all week with us (according to Wildsaint) Does anyone have anymore knowledge of this? If its true then this guy knows the way to stick a ball in the net.

It's amazing as time goes on since I original started this thread that my three iteams have changed. I would now take a pair of slippers to keep the stones off my ticklish feet, I would take a Cardigan to keep us warm and the entire collection of Dvd's on songs of praise! What paradise :-)

[sings] 'You're gonna get the sack' I have the mighty Florentina in the cup tuesday and this certain Anthony Pulis is going to kick lumps out of you....Be warned of the mighty ANTHONY PULIS hahaaaaaa

The worry I have is we are turning in some good performances like Brum and today but we suddenly produce crap too like last week. I really want to take my children to the next home game but after last time they don't wanna go for now, it frustrates me!

At last I get to sit on a seat and not a tree! My question for the BBC forum that they have planned 'As we have so much money now, has the owner thought about bribing a win as it's much needed for confidence?'

I can reveal the club have employed him as a scout, I hope when they asked him to look for some good front runners that he never took it for those used at Tesco's?

Was there not a photo of coppell during a game last season where he was stood talking to a board member of ours? I'm not trying to find a link but it certainly looked a thoughtful picture.

You could clearly say we have the highest wage bill too! Please just give us our first win so the players can earn it.

I went on page 2 just to see a smiley?

Sorry you are way off. Other than Pardew what football man associated with the club knows anything about the game? We have finance people on the board but no skills whatsoever in selling our club to a player.

But the bible inspires you, Ask Dot Cotton!

that one in the middle is built like a ****house, poor guy with a boot on his Lap must have crushed nuts.

And once you read it?

Wally out, he's crap, he can't coach for toffee blah blah... I'm only following the trend that's part of this forum. Wecome Wally to Southampton football club.

Please explain more Baj as it scares me to think of you in a wedding dress. Nice one Hammy on your answers, It tells me you work with some rather interesting people ;-)