I think this would be an improvement on the current Pelle chant, to the tune of the hokey-cokey:
Ohhh Graziano Pelle,
Ohhh Graziano Pelle,
Ohhh Graziano Pelle,
Pelle and the Saints go Marching On!
Here's one for Toby, although I don't think a chant should really poke fun at any of your own players...
(to the tune of 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World", the first line fits with "Acting on your best behaviour"):
He'll play with Fonte or Yoshida,
Saving us from Gazzaniga,
Thank the lord for Toby Alderweireld.
Also, don't think I've seen any suggestion for using "Our House" for "Ward Prowse" - would be re-using a song for Lundekvam, but surely that's ok...?
There's my first ever post on here, I've been reading for ages but registering has proved a challenge!