LeBizzier69

I see a lot of what I'm assuming to be the "silent middle class types" getting on the train at Winchester on match day, and there are a lot of them about. Brand new shiny scarf and hat in tow. Not the sort I can ever imagine making any sort of noise other than clapping. I don't know these people so admittedly it is just an assumption.

Maybe they got the team to do the same race the kids do round the pitch at half time, and they all have a turn at shooting?

Flog him to Juve for €50m plus some Zizzi vouchers.

The concern is whether this has happened in part because clubs are so concerned with dropping out of the PL that they become trigger happy.....maybe they think a club like Palace would be in real poop if they drop out of the league, based on wage bill etc compared to monies incoming.

I just wish that "told me to kick his f****** head in" song would stop being sung. Been going for years now and I still haven't been bothered to listen closely enough to know the words, even though my ST is in the Northam. Mind you, the fact that those words are the only ones you can hear means that not many others know the verses. Not relevant I know, just something I've felt for a while.

That was a men's side playing an under 12s in an exhibition match. Had to leave on 80 minutes sadly. Gutted. We're in serious trouble this season and nothing that any "we hate bedwetters" posters can say will make me change my mind. A top 6 side would have hit us for 6 easily.

Whatever combination we play, I expect to see us tapping it around the final third for 30 seconds before a high, wide and handsome strike. Gabbi must be pulling his hair out at the lack of vision behind him.

He won't get a chance if he plays in training like he does in matches. Passing to a team mate is quite an important skill to have.

Looks like Bertrand would rather be anywhere else. Face like a slapped backside.

Anyone know why IP Vanish takes my download speed from 60 mbps to 1.3?? Am I doing something wrong?

I find it hard to believe that this sort of issue with players has any affect on other players at all. Other than organisation on the pitch, do we really think that because VVD is being a little to55er, the other players run out on a Saturday thinking..."oh, I'm so upset about what's happening...how do i kick the ball again? I'm too emotional to play" nonsense. We all have played football (I'm assuming) when there are things going on in our lives, and when you start playing you go into auto pilot and play the game. I don't believe that it's a distraction to the team for one minute, apart from the fact one of our best players isn't playing.

If they've engineered this toxic relationship to get the move, it's even more reason to keep him. It really shouldn't change the club's position on it. He's not been training with the squad for weeks anyway so how much worse can it get on a day to day basis? Food fights? Towel whipping in the showers? Someone needs to tell him to grow up and do what his contract states.

Anyone any idea how bad the restricted view seats are at Palace?? Bit reluctant to go on the beers, get there and find we're behind a post/sat below the pitch level etc etc

Let's just get them both!

Is that an Ali G "I"?

Bravo.

Double V D has just been having dinner with three of his entourage a few tables down from us. Took daughter over to his table after she wrote "don't go" on a knapkin. Seemed nice enough until I said he was too good to go to Liverpool. All went a bit quiet then. That virus cleared up fast.

Centre to right to centre to left to centre to right to centre to left

I'm sure there's a JWP specific thread.

Matchday hath returned.

According to BBC, no Sigurdsson on Saturday so that's a plus.

Again, I won't have a problem with him being sold as I'm sure most won't - as long as it's not to Liverpool. The sooner I see an accepted Chelsea/Citeh bid the better then we can all move on.

My old man, said be a Van Dijk fan, I said "f*** off boll**ks you're a c**t (you're a c**t)