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this info has been verified from my fellow poster's dentist's husband's friends

is this what happens if you spill coffee on the southampton fc first team sheet, hastily try and remember all the names you can but then turn to the daily mail transfer rumours to fill in the missing names? Oh, and all of this takes place in a meeting of dutch nationalists, who are determined to get as many player names from the netherlands in as possible.

Completely agree. No idea why people are so willing to have our best centre back leave for tuppence.

Joseph Fountain . That is all.

ah. we seem to have made the same joke. well this is awkward

I'm fairly certain there's a silent L at the start of osvaldo

Joey Barton and Wanyama would be the most chalk and cheese midfielder partnership in the history of the universe

I agree. Steven Davis/Gazzaniga are good examples of how he's been given the space to make up his mind

interesting to see RAWK/Twitter reactions of liverpool fans to the bid. rightfully most people are completely against rodgers either for putting in a horrendous (outstanding) offer, or else for going for clyne in the first place because they think others are better. I don't think theres anything that man can do now to win back the fans

haha. when you think of it like that, phrases in this thread like 'leaps like a salmon' become rather amusing

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are you serious? Nice one! will send a message haha unfortunately not

darn. there for the taking. I was too slow. I miss those days of getting covered in mud when sliding, rather than getting plastic burns from artificial turf

Falling over isn't 'dirty' though...Mane just makes the most of tackles. Could he stay on his feet? Probably. Is it embarrassing? for sure. to his credit, he's won a lot of free kicks by doing it. I remember watching ghana uganda and people were rolling around all over the place. Maybe its more common in african countries and its just accepted

bang on.

yeah fair enough. I just mean if everyone else around him is getting arrested and he isn't, that at least can only benefit his position. suppose the other side would be if every other corrupt person is being shunted out and replaced, he might not have as many people on his side

step in the right direction, probably. my only fear is because blatter hasn't been part of these latest arrests, that this will actually strengthen his position. It'll give the impression he's the only 'honest' character in the upper tiers of fifa. anyway.

thanks. much appreciated

And is the z silent in tomasz? So it sounds just like 'thomas'? could just as easily sound like something completely different

Sorry for my ignorance. All these were players out of contract? If so does anyone know why boruc's contract wasn't renewed last year?

...Since most posts are from a year or more, I thought I'd rekindle the thread for Saints fans living in Switzerland. I know you exist (whether or not you read the forums is a different matter...) because we had a mutual nod across the pub watching saints spurs last month. I live in the french speaking part, so if there's any fans keen to watch a match or two, let me know.

hahahaha. this is brilliant

#jesuisbrendan

'i think the contract talks were outstanding'. I think outstanding is his favourite word

was pelle's 30yd'er away at stoke nominated? that was in top 3 for me