Guided Missile

Rather than pay $7.35, I now make them in my own kitchen which only cost $0.75. Any bagels I have left over, I sell for $3.00, tariff free. Art of the Deal!

...he said, stroking his beard, sipping his pint of Old Peculiar, while looking around the snug, hoping for nods of approval. Unfortunately, everyone had left the boring old fucker to himself...

The Art of the Deal.

New Zealand lose the plot:

Taiwan bows:

South Korea pleads:

EU grovels:

China begs:

Mark Carney said Donald Trump’s U-turn on tariffs was a “welcome repreive” for the world economy. The Canadian prime minister said Ottowa would commence negotiations on a new economic and security relationship with the US immediately after its next election, which he called last month.

Finally, after Trump showed his hand, country after country are lining up to pay their debts while kissing his fat white ass. Chapter 1 of the Art of the Deal has concluded and the US is counting its winnings. I look forward to Chapter 2, in which China begins to count its losses. Only yesterday everyone was using the stock and bond markets as measures of Trump's success. Well this morning, its only fair that the same metrics are used again.The benchmark S&P 500 had its third-best day since 1940, closing 9.5pc higher. Watch and learn.

Latest from the Oval Office

Thank Trump for saving us from an hour of word salads from Kamala. Imagine!

Speech starts at 12:50 and not to be missed. Up there with the Gettysburg address.

Certainly the greatest and most moving speech in US history. Towards the end I started chanting "Is there a fire drill?" at the Democrat losers. Watch it and be inspired. Trump is Sinatra on stage. Starmer is more like Tiny Tim.

As I said, predictable to anyone with an ounce of common sense, which is sadly lacking among the posters on this site.