Plastic

The point is, they wouldn’t find child care. It would all be closed. Meaning the staff would need to perform the childcare themselves. Meaning no-one to hook you up to your respirator. I’m amazed you can’t see that. Are you joking?

What do you think all of the NHS staff who are also parents should do with their children? Bring them to work or leave them at home?

Wes, the fact that you are still gnashing your teeth about this given the current situation makes you sound a bit mental.

You sound hysterical. If it's ok for you (and thousands of others) to go to Tesco, why is it not ok for kids to go to school?

Offsets all the snow they helicopter in.

Used them a lot, it’s a shame but sadly they are now a poor airline with awful service. It comes to something when I’m telling people what a fantastic experience I had with EasyJet compared to FlyBe.

**** the floods, 55 year old Boris is going to be a daddy again.

Really awful 2nd half so far.

Proper shît defending

What a bellend

We are also having significant issues sourcing IT hardware. Dell are telling us there is a 3 month minimum wait on some components, similar with HP. The only option for a quick turn around at the moment is to buy pre-stocked or grey market items. This problem is only going to get worse, as the quoted minimum 3 month lead time basically means they have no idea when supplies will return to normal.

Incredible, seems so sharp as you say. He was 6 when the first world war started. Imagine that! Great video and very interesting life as well, he got married in Hong Kong in 1937. https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/27/britains-oldest-man-becomes-worlds-oldest-man-111-12311396/

The current advice is to cough / sneeze into your elbow or shoulder. In regards to persistence... https://www.journalofhospitalinfection.com/article/S0195-6701(20)30046-3/fulltext What exactly is your point here? Yes the media have gone to town, but are you suggesting that a virus with 20x the mortality rate of standard flu should be ignored because its symptoms are 'a bit like flu'?

People who say 'pacific' or 'pacifically'. I'm not even going to set the context. I know some genuinely intelligent people who do this. It makes my eye twitch every time I hear it.

Schoolboy error

Effect and affect. They mean different things.

Google is moving your data to US where it is easier to monetise, because they can now. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/20/google_shifting_uk_data_to_us/

Ha. Good goal.

Is it weird that I really want to smash Priti’s front/back doors in?

Fair point, and I would support his action if it came from a position of principle, but it is so obviously a political manoeuvre to position himself for some future leadership contents that it’s not even amusing. Embarrassing, yes.

This is bullshît. Everyone who’s anyone in politics is a self-aggrandising stooge. At least this one is well educated.

I’m very glad to see Javid go. The guy is an opportunistic moron. Now if only we could get rid of the rest of the opportunistic morons...

Don’t give a **** about Schofield, but this Jameela sort has announced that she is ‘queer’ after an anti-social media backlash over her presenting some sort of gay dance competition. She has a male boyfriend apparently, so I dunno wtf is going on. Don’t think anyone is quite sure what ‘queer’ means in this scenario, although the implication is that it means ‘stop criticising me’. Lots of pan-gender he/she’s seem to have confused themselves with this, which is mildly amusing. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-51399416

So ****ing obvious. Play fast, get knackered, fuçk it up. Bye.

****ING BEAUTY!!!