Plastic

What a strange thread. Think there have already been a few of these, generally with a better opening gambit. Why not rant on one of those?

We need him to go on strike to really put pressure on Villa. See? I'm down with this irony lark also

Does he really want to buy a broken JRod? Or is this veiled irony?

Sunderland paying 14mil for a player who Liverpool don't want or need is crazy. That's 2mil more than they paid for him.

Sorry if this has already been posted, but at least it's OT... http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/liverpool-transfer-news-dejan-lovren-will-only-leave-for-top-price-says-southampton-boss-9616651.html

Taken out of context, that sounds like a description of the England team.

Err... Think he means the 'following' of thfc

Aha, plain talking! I can get on board with that I'm very keen to see us sign Ings, and I'm pretty hopeful due to the fact he's being a contract rebel. Cheers Mr. 2.0!

That post is too long, and I'm quite dull. Somebody please decode the metaphors and provide a concise summary.

That's quite a funny post

Chelsea - Champions City United Arsenal Saints 8th

Agree, you can't complain about something you have directly profited from, just because it doesn't suit your current situation. Shame if no Ings contact IMO.

And at Marwell

Think both McQueen and Reed did.

Touché Also

I like this thread. Are we allowed to post titty pics on the transfer rumours thread when it gets boring?

Brilliant

Ah ok, less bothered then

It's a sign! (Literally)

Don't like him, but presume if his wife was with him, his young child was also? Particularly unpleasant if so.

Got to mean his recovery is progressing well then. good news.

Yep. Don't want this blingy **** as a role model for our academy lads.

I thought Yoshida looked pretty solid when he was in the team during the second half of the season.

There was a photo of him in The Sun, therefore scousers now hate him

Saw Morgan driving out of the ground after the Cardiff game. Has a white Maserati Granturismo like this one. love it.