Plastic

Really liked Farah Fawcett when I was about 8. She was in the cannonball run movie. Great nips.

Yes but they'd spend it on special brew & heroin, don't want that on you're conscience

Do the hashtag joke

Skills

See its already posted above, Paul Lambert says Vlaar wont be leaving.

I sit in Itchen because I'm plastic

That kit is awful. Always was, always will be.

Brilliant - this whole skit has cheered me up. Thanks

Is it broken?! I'm now officially addicted to this. Thanks Bletch

I also thought it looked awful when I saw it at the world cup. Lots of South American players seem to have sketchy line-drawn type tattoos though, saw a few other poor examples.

Agree, but I fear we may get beaten to him by a bigger fish. Celtic apparently looking for close to £10mil for Forster, dont think he's worth anywhere near that, 7.5mil is about right.

St Mary's is generally quite friendly. Think they will enjoy it. I'm not taking my kids as I plan to visit the Chapel Arms for a beer or two first

lets double deal him & Lovren - buy one get one free.

Are they really paying him £80k pw? Christ.

Don't get too close! You'll scare it away! Oh... It's the Mirror...

Can't see why he would post ******** just for the sake of it, but it takes all sorts I guess? It would be nice to see a response or comment from the known ITK's...

You have flogged that joke to death

3x adult tickets = 36 1x concession = 8 Plus booking fee of 2.50 per ticket equals 54. That's the price. Should I have haggled?

Your comment confuses me, have I made a mistake?

Tickets were £44 (3x adult, 1 concession) Booking fee was £10 - not bad for 30 seconds work! Not too bothered but it should be a flat booking fee, not 1 per ticket.

just got my 4 tickets. looking forward to it - bloke didn't even mention the 'booking fee' though, just gave me a total which was a bit strange.

Page after page of the same stuff. Every thread I read is now identical, they are all full of the 'board sensible / board c****' argument, initially perpetuated by a few key zealots, but now widespread. Is this the saintsweb schism?

Totally agree. May as well try to enjoy it, we have a couple of exciting new players, hopefully more will join them.

Hurrah for the perennial stalking-horse game!

Think all the red pandas got sent to Gallipoli to play dominoes with the Turkish. Or something like that?