Plastic

Here comes Ricky

Ox looks class, really tricky player.

Love it I do read the Guardian occasionally, and have a cat.

Really hope it happens, don't believe any football nation is overly keen on FIFA, they have held football hostage for long enough.

Good read, thanks for that, on par with some of Charlie Brooker's better efforts

Henderson really is terrible

Good goal

Banana did well in the build up tbf.

Oh dear Best thing Henderson has done all season.

Thanks for that, some great goals in there.

This is a harsh thread revival. But funny

Seems that he wants to emulate Le Tissier's one-club career. Some great comments. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30058904

I must be very lucky then because every Xmas feels like that for me, minus the 'perfect' bit, and plus quite a lot of 1845 or similar ales.

Rather watch the adverts than the programs. They're proper shít.

Did a good job, jumped ship for a pay rise. I can think of a few others who took that path.

Jessica Ennis also looking to remove her name from a stand... http://www.itv.com/news/2014-11-13/jessica-ennis-hill-wants-name-removed-from-sheffield-united-stand-if-club-re-signs-ched-evans/

76-77 please, thx.

That's incredible. Poor guy!

How can you say that about a man with a proven track record of transfer success?

Be quite happy with 5-nations style tournament every 2 years. Balls to the WC. Last few world cups have been awful marketing-led nightmares.

DDDW

We should know by now, it's not about any single individual.

Got a lot of time for Scouse fans, it's their manager and players I hate.

Absolutely, fee unimportant. The guy gives us options.

And I didn't think the weekend could get any better. I feel all warm inside. Bad luck Lovren you total tool. José in 10 times the player you are. Let's have a caption competition... Lol